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Kniphofia
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 76
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This is a bit of a messy message, but please bear with me.
A girlfriend has asked me to seek out gentlemen for a ..... errrm, social evening she and her friend are planning in a motel near Coventry on the night of Wednesday week, the 30th. I am bound to say right away that the details seem a bit vague so far.... but I AM convinced that something or other is likely to go down (they have even booked the room). So I have agreed to ask. No charges or anything like that; they are just a bit inexperienced and keen to get something going at what seems to me to be horribly short notice.
Both are pretty BBW-type gals in their 30s.
If you're interested, would you drop me a PM? You MUST be experienced at this sort of thing (and experienced doesn't mean "married" or "have had a few girlfriends". It means experienced in groups). And you must be cultured/educated. And preferably have something to boast about, either in the trousers or looks department.
As I say, all a bit vague, but there IS a pony in there somewhere.
A girlfriend has asked me to seek out gentlemen for a ..... errrm, social evening she and her friend are planning in a motel near Coventry on the night of Wednesday week, the 30th. I am bound to say right away that the details seem a bit vague so far.... but I AM convinced that something or other is likely to go down (they have even booked the room). So I have agreed to ask. No charges or anything like that; they are just a bit inexperienced and keen to get something going at what seems to me to be horribly short notice.
Both are pretty BBW-type gals in their 30s.
If you're interested, would you drop me a PM? You MUST be experienced at this sort of thing (and experienced doesn't mean "married" or "have had a few girlfriends". It means experienced in groups). And you must be cultured/educated. And preferably have something to boast about, either in the trousers or looks department.
As I say, all a bit vague, but there IS a pony in there somewhere.
It's not just a matter of how far YOU'd travel, either.
If someone has come 80 miles to see you - and they're awful - what are you going to do? Won't you feel guilty, sending 'em off unfucked into the freezing night?
I don't mean the awful people who deserve the brush-off, like the ones who are mean or pushy or pissed or 20 years older than they said..... I mean the people who can't help being awful, who turn out to be ginger, or even........ Welsh.
ducks and hides
If someone has come 80 miles to see you - and they're awful - what are you going to do? Won't you feel guilty, sending 'em off unfucked into the freezing night?
I don't mean the awful people who deserve the brush-off, like the ones who are mean or pushy or pissed or 20 years older than they said..... I mean the people who can't help being awful, who turn out to be ginger, or even........ Welsh.
ducks and hides
Er..... sorry if I baffled you, NN.
Maybe we have a different definition of fuckbuddy. Being a single man can be a lonely game, and also you tend only to meet couples-looking-for-singles. With a female pal, you can meet couples-looking-for-couples, too (AND have someone to giggle with on the way home afterwards!)
And for her part, the female pal also gets a wider choice.... plus a friendly minder when she feels she might need one. But the FBs don't actually need to fancy each other. Of course it's nice if they do. But they CAN just be good mates.
Mike
Maybe we have a different definition of fuckbuddy. Being a single man can be a lonely game, and also you tend only to meet couples-looking-for-singles. With a female pal, you can meet couples-looking-for-couples, too (AND have someone to giggle with on the way home afterwards!)
And for her part, the female pal also gets a wider choice.... plus a friendly minder when she feels she might need one. But the FBs don't actually need to fancy each other. Of course it's nice if they do. But they CAN just be good mates.
Mike
Disappointment lurks, I'm afraid.
"Mr 12-Inch" seen on the net obviously isn't (quite).
Biggest I ever saw in real life WAS a genuine 10+, but the poor bugger couldn't ever get it anything like hard (too much blood needed, I suppose). And I've heard the same about other "giants". Flopperooney.
Nine seems to be about the limit for anything useful.
"Mr 12-Inch" seen on the net obviously isn't (quite).
Biggest I ever saw in real life WAS a genuine 10+, but the poor bugger couldn't ever get it anything like hard (too much blood needed, I suppose). And I've heard the same about other "giants". Flopperooney.
Nine seems to be about the limit for anything useful.
I do all right (ish) with replies from SH couples, but I miss having a nice female fuckbuddy for the occasional bit of joint mischievous mayhem. SexyJo would be about perfect, but she's too far away. :cry:
Would any nice West Mids gal (or maybe, couple) out there like a considerate partner for clubs, parties, private meets, or whatever rocks your boat? VERY no-strings-attached; it doesn't even matter if you don't fancy me personally, so long as you're a good-natured filthy frolicky sort. Smokers and guzzlers particularly welcome, references available. Full details about me in my ad (below).
Mike
Would any nice West Mids gal (or maybe, couple) out there like a considerate partner for clubs, parties, private meets, or whatever rocks your boat? VERY no-strings-attached; it doesn't even matter if you don't fancy me personally, so long as you're a good-natured filthy frolicky sort. Smokers and guzzlers particularly welcome, references available. Full details about me in my ad (below).
Mike
There are, sadly, always people who - because they disapprove of something themselves - want to stop others doing it. And don't see how illiberal such views are. The point about condemning gays and TVs was well made. If we're not a tolerant group, what are we? And how can we judge other people's painfully-built long-term private relationships?
I think perhaps these bluenoses see things purely from their own perspective: they don't want their own partners to cheat, so they think the solution is to stamp out cheating wherever it occurs.
I'm single myself, now, but when I was in a couple looking for guys, we ONLY met married men, because they were less trouble. Single guys, all too often, wanted to muscle in, asking for private meetings, mobile phone numbers, and so on. She even had one real stalker.
Each to his own.
I think perhaps these bluenoses see things purely from their own perspective: they don't want their own partners to cheat, so they think the solution is to stamp out cheating wherever it occurs.
I'm single myself, now, but when I was in a couple looking for guys, we ONLY met married men, because they were less trouble. Single guys, all too often, wanted to muscle in, asking for private meetings, mobile phone numbers, and so on. She even had one real stalker.
Each to his own.
Shadow Walker does have a point.... gay friends used to tell me about "gaydar", whereby a gay bloke can always spot a prospect.
I never quite believed it, but I do find nowadays that there IS a certain something about swingers, and quite often I can look at a person or couple and think..... yep, goers if ever I saw em.
I can think of at least four times in the past couple of years where I've met couples in "vanilla" contexts and (with much trepidation) finally asked: "errrm.... don't be offended..... but errrm.... are you.... by any chance......?"
Right every time.
I never quite believed it, but I do find nowadays that there IS a certain something about swingers, and quite often I can look at a person or couple and think..... yep, goers if ever I saw em.
I can think of at least four times in the past couple of years where I've met couples in "vanilla" contexts and (with much trepidation) finally asked: "errrm.... don't be offended..... but errrm.... are you.... by any chance......?"
Right every time.
One reason I've rather gone off clubs is that couples bring Rules of their own (often backed up by a belly full of bad-temper juice).... and of course on a chance meeting, you have no warning that these rules exist.
I once made a girl squirt, and her husband went bananas cos she'd promised never to do it with anyone else (how was she supposed to prevent it?).... and then he took his revenge by doing my GF doggy-fashion: at which his wife went into hysterics because it was "their" private position. Perhaps she thought they'd invented it.
I have seen men slapped in swingers' clubs for "looking at other women" (on a bed full of naked girls!), and a woman punched for kissing me goodbye - just a peck on the cheek - after she'd spent 20 minutes gobbling me knob.
In Chameleons one night I heard a bloke going on and on about his girl showing too much thigh... which seemed a bit excessive since all she was wearing was a towel round her waist, and her tits were sprawling all over the bar top.
There's nowt so queer as folk, but maybe swinging brings it out.
I once made a girl squirt, and her husband went bananas cos she'd promised never to do it with anyone else (how was she supposed to prevent it?).... and then he took his revenge by doing my GF doggy-fashion: at which his wife went into hysterics because it was "their" private position. Perhaps she thought they'd invented it.
I have seen men slapped in swingers' clubs for "looking at other women" (on a bed full of naked girls!), and a woman punched for kissing me goodbye - just a peck on the cheek - after she'd spent 20 minutes gobbling me knob.
In Chameleons one night I heard a bloke going on and on about his girl showing too much thigh... which seemed a bit excessive since all she was wearing was a towel round her waist, and her tits were sprawling all over the bar top.
There's nowt so queer as folk, but maybe swinging brings it out.
