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Quote by kazswallows
Is she a member on here lol :lol: :lol:
urggggggghhhh

If she is, she's one of the living dead! :shock:
yuck!
Well, there seems to be enough Essex boys up for it, but what about the Essex girls?
Quote by David Von Essex
I must confess to actually having sex in a train between Liverpool St and Chelmsford - not with a stranger but ex-colleague. Not recommended! People trying the door was bad enough but she had to get off at Shenfield which came around quicker than expected and we rushed out just about dressed and got very odd looks by the rest of the carriage carriage. I was still aroused and once off the train noticed somethat embarrassingly that my flies were still undone....Many years ago of course....

Twenty minutes not long enough? :twisted:
I haven't had a wank at work for many years, now. But, then, i did have a helpful, girlfriend in the building to take me in hand.
I'm new here, so maybe shouldn't comment, but I can see many positive things about joining a community like this. Even if it is to just chat occasionally, a person can learn more about their sexuality and how they feel about themselves.
As was said, women are under pressure to look like supermodels, propagated by the media. Here, you find the real attitude towards sexuality and preference and not the prescribed bullsh1t in cosmo and the like.
There's gonna be negativity on any community, as there is in the "real". It's just a question of getting past it.
I'm on this site, mainly, to post and correspond. If any friendships get made, all the better.
I'd chase women with a beer in my hand if it supports anti-terrorism :twisted:
Quote by David Von Essex
3someinpreston,
In your reply you ask how you could possibly get away with it on a train. Well, I catch the train from Liverpool Street into darkest Essex and I can assure you that on a late train on a Friday night it does happen. In fact, those late trains are a microcosm of life: sex, violence, laughter and tears. And, of course, McDonalds!

Yeah, it certainly does happen. There's a few dark areas around Liverpool Street where you can have a discreet fumbling, at night, and not at rush hour! wink
Quote by bigDewi69
Call in Gillian McKeith.

Sod her, give me Nigella Lawson any day :bounce: :bounce:
I agree with that, although my bank balance won't impress her. rolleyes
Quote by safeinmybubble
struggles to understand how this could work for a guy? Furthermore, if it does work for a guy.... Why the hell didn't I get to know about it before spending the last 16 years, (16 + 16 = 32) being an all round nice guy...
- David x

I know what you mean David. Not having our picture as an avatar probably doesn't help. A woman looking for the same pleasure in the same area would probably like to see something to help make up her mind, initially.
Of course, if there are any women out there curious about my looks I hope they'd email me for a pic.
I'm new to the site, but I imagine if a poster has been on here a while, and contributed a lot, then others get a feel for what that person's like. If an opportunity arises to meet that person it might happen. Just a thought.
The word "fit" in my book refers to somebody being attractive, rather than actually, physically fit and capable of running the London Marathon. biggrin
But, then it would be wrong to use it in every instance when describing someone you find attractive. For instance I have had friendships with women who, if I described them as being "fit" would belt me, as they were of the BBW variety. It would be wrong. Other complements would be more appropriate.
II'm 36, fairly slim, muscly, but like beer and the occasional fry up so I haven't got a six-pack. I wouldn't expect a girl to describe me as fit, even if she thinks I'm very attractive. It'd be wrong! lol
Maybe you could do a kind of Cola challenge, you know, where you line up a before and after specimen. :twisted:
Generally, i don't like it. Like X-man said, when somebody goes over the top with it, it can look bad. There are some examples of stars whose surgery went south, like Farrah Fawcett.
But...I have sympathy with those who are not happy with the way they look and need to do something about it.
Quote by Happy Cats
This was the first BB I've watched and admit to switching it on because Saskia and Lesley had huge boobs. I'm not sad enuff that I would watch a TV show just because of that, and liked watching it because of the comedy in the house.
That is sadly lacking now. All of the housemates just seem to bitch all the time. I'll still see a bit of the eviction show tomorrow, to see who's going. Hopefully, it'll be Orlaith, with her plastic tits and crap attitude. biggrin

Its a Belfast thing isnt it? Eh? Admit it, if she was from London you wouldnt have a problem would you?
I think she speaks up for Belfast girls with flat chests and big feet and I'm sure that there are plenty that see her as a positive role model!
wink
It's nothing to do with prejudice. Ok, I obviously stated a preference for the more endowed woman, but have nothing against Irish girls with flat chests ot falsies. I just don't like her attitude towards people. Sh1t stirring behind backs and all that. Although they're all doing it.
So, it's an Orlaith thing not a prejudice. Now, Saakia? Well "off the hook" :wink:
Thankfully, i was off work today, so have missed all the disruption in London.
i hope everyone's ok, and doesn't have a long journey home.
This was the first BB I've watched and admit to switching it on because Saskia and Lesley had huge boobs. I'm not sad enuff that I would watch a TV show just because of that, and liked watching it because of the comedy in the house.
That is sadly lacking now. All of the housemates just seem to bitch all the time. I'll still see a bit of the eviction show tomorrow, to see who's going. Hopefully, it'll be Orlaith, with her plastic tits and crap attitude. biggrin
It's a risk we all take in whatever circles we mix in. Unfortunately, there's no trick in finding out if people are 100% without an agenda.
Don't get put off your interests by the one troublemaker, is all I can say.
Hi! Another newbie here! My name's Richard, age 36, looking for a laugh with like minded people.
Hi! Richard from Chelmsford here, also in Essex, of course. New to site, but up for fun! wink