Septic (an American. Rhyming slang - septic tank - yank)
Radgie - mad. Has issues. Usually violent
Micey - nuts
Heed the baw (Scottish - nutter. Lit: Head the ball)
Sky - Pocket (sky rocket)
"Its a bit George in here" (George Michael - Wham - warm)
"Theres just no Russel Grant with you" (Happy medium)
yeah, but you got to be careful. A friend of mine was down the Milkmaid (geddit?) in Old Compton Street, threw his keys into the bowl and spent the night chained to an iron bedframe 'entertaining' a 6'4" Cornish farmer up for the Smithfield Market. He had brought his prize Suffolk tup with him.
rave safe kids, rave safe.
North Shields. Theres a fetish shop as you come down from Tynemouth onto the main drag and turn left at the mini-roundabout. Its about 2 shops along on the left and does a decent line.
threres another one down the Boro, just as you come in off the motorway, again on the left
I trust I'm not breaking any RL rules with this information :twisted:
2-1 Evening Standard
3-2 Grauniad
Time Out - all bets are off.
this is a cash bookies, no coin, kites or notes of hand if you please.
my sympathy Clyde. Its horrible. Having been there with kids, I know this. Kids can handle things that would crack us up, so long as they know the score and know they are loved.
ah yes. l337 H4X0r d00d5 (chaps who feel themselves adept at hacking but usually are limited to java script inserts) and kewl txt kds m8 (children basically)
for the I'm afraid we must tolerate them, but come the revolution? Lamp posts and stout rope.
Brazilian sub divisions...
Landing Strip
Toothbrush
Hitlers Tash
Batman (dont ask, I dont know. I just skeg girls conversations in the pub)
As a n00b, I’m a guest in your house. And as a well brought up boy, I know its not polite to turn up empty handed. So heres a game you can play.
You will require...
A country pub. The sort that does food, with booths. It should be busy but not packed. Say around
A mini dress.
A girl to put in it, having checked she is not cheating by wearing knickers.
Get a couple of drinks and sit side by side. She must keep her hands on the table at all times.
You must try to make her come using only your hand under the table, BUT...
You must also try to put her off coming by keeping up an engaging conversation, which she must also keep up. You can talk about the arts, theatre, football or the price of tights. She loses points for any silent pause, moaning or screaming. You must, at all times, look like a regular couple out for a drink.
When she has eventually got off, you get another round, swap places and its your turn.
Enjoy.
