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M8te_me
2 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 68
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Quote by cenanandriona
We are keen to try this location out. Can anyone advise us when the best time to go is, when there will be lots of action? Also is here much going on in the woods over the bridge?

There wont be know that you've given out such a precise location DOH! maybe a few visits by numptys and boys in blue
Quote by Kaznkev
Are you getting your cows and monkeys confused,do uou need a vet?

Latex gloves anyone?
Quote by tweeky
On Friday last week whilst attempting to put up a shelf my drill suddenly shot flames out of both sides of the vent reversed its rotation and went at a totally mental speed far faster than it should :shock: Didnt even trip the trip switch rolleyes It wouldn't switch off either had to unplug it from the mains sad Sadly I hadnt managed to drill the holes fully for my shelf but I was able to to get good enough purchase on three of drilled holes. Shelf was a bit wobbly on one side so I position my flat screen gaming telly on the other side, genius. Last night whilst playing Xbox 360 I decided the volume was not enough so got up to press the volume button manually. Upon touching the button the shelf collapsed sending the TV sliding towards me. I was able to catch it but staggered back. Staggering back meant i reached the end of my Xbox 360 mic wire so the mic and headset got yanked and fell forward covering my eyes. Now not able to see I tried to make my way to th e nearest unit to put the TV down but stood on my glass of Dark rum and diet coke thankfully not hard enough to break it but still sent me staggering about all over the place again. Managed to get the TV onto the unit :twisted:
So the following items tried to kill me
Power drill
Shelf
Flat screen TV
Xbox 360 mic and headset
Dark rum and diet coke
Worst part is Ive seen the final destination films so keeping my eyes well and truely peeled :shock:

Is this a plea for help?? I think you were trying to kill yourself and blame something else lol
Quote by tweeky
Just Stealing the thread slightly......
I clicked on a video of a lady in the shower, a nice voyeuristic video i thought.
The 'Similar' video suggestions that came up alongside were
4 Videos of guys wanking
2 videos of Blowjobs
1 video of a ladywank
1 video of a couple shagging.
Dont seem that similar to me, other than you can see body parts........am I missing something??? lol

Yeh, judging by your avatar some fuckers stolen your drivers side rear wheel :haha:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just Stealing the thread slightly......
I clicked on a video of a lady in the shower, a nice voyeuristic video i thought.
The 'Similar' video suggestions that came up alongside were
4 Videos of guys wanking
2 videos of Blowjobs
1 video of a ladywank
1 video of a couple shagging.
Dont seem that similar to me, other than you can see body parts........am I missing something??? lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
The Armadillo & Baltic Mill are in Gateshead.
Gateshead is south of the river tyne, Newcastle is across the bridge to the north

So, just to clarify the area in my head. if i cross the bridge from the baltic side, thats newcastle on the other side (turn left for the station)?
Yes,
If ypu walk over the eyebrow shaped footbridge with Baltic Mill and Sage behind you, you will be walking into Newcastle, Malmaison hotel straight in front amd high level road bridge to your left. Not sure where the station is though....i'm still young enough to drive lol
The Armadillo & Baltic Mill are in Gateshead.
Gateshead is south of the river tyne, Newcastle is across the bridge to the north
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Does that mean tha EXTRA members get a refund for not having a sole privilige???innocent
It never hurts to ask. However trust me, you'll be compensated with the additions to Extras in the new chat room.
Can someone point out what these 'additions' to the chat room are??
I can see slightly bigger video screen.....
Only 1 server???
What the room size limit?
Whats The room number limit?
What are the advantages of paying the extras membership?
Quote by admin
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Our apologies for the confusion that this may have caused you.

Does that mean tha EXTRA members get a refund for not having a sole privilige???innocent
Quote by kentswingers777
Makes me chuckle...it really does.
People come on here, pay their dues and then expect a shag, even though their profile is about as thought provoking as a dog turd.
Sorry but have hear this kind of thread a hundred times on here.
Anyone who wants a quick shag on here, will be bloody lucky.

What about if you want a slow shag then??? lol
Quote by Dirtygirly
For anyone who's interested... :twisted:
Rattle Bar

Do you rattle when you walk?
lol
A funny thing happened on the way to holiday.
So there I was, travelling alone on a budget airline late at night.
I’d travelled from the Northwest to Gatwick to get the late evening flight, was really knackered and just wanted to sleep, as I guess most of the other passengers did too.
Once on board I found myself sitting next to a couple of a similar age to myself, who seemed very pleasant and were reading novels they had bought, basically kept themselves to themselves
In front of me was a lady, quite dressed up for travel in a skirt and blouse and was travelling with her two children, I guess they were about 9 or 10.
Well the kids and her all complained about the lack of food onboard for the flight, in a very loud manner to the steward and kept putting the seats back and up, then back down again. They were in short the sort of annoying passenger that we all dread.
The couple next to me were looking irritated at this and for me being 6’3” it was painful on the knees, as budget airlines aren’t blessed with space.
So when the lady got up to go to the loo at the back of the plane, it was a little respite for me at least.
Then imagine my absolute delight, when she came back with her skirt tucked in her knickers at the back and complete with a tail of loo roll
Yesssss Result lol
Quote by Dirtygirly
Bisexuality! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

naughty girl lol
Barrister for the defence
"Well m'lud,
There must be two Brucies on this site with Guitar avatars" and Confusion has arisen from this"
The Right Honourable Justice Knobby Cheese-Rotten
"Guilty as charged"."Send him down, with his trosers rond his ankles"!
:jagsatwork:
:rascal:
Naked Swim in Chester on a saturday night.
Nantwich has regular adult swim sessions in the evening....separate changing though lol
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
My lawn is waxed smooth, bejeweled also and as tight as it was when i was 20! And dewey lol

I've got to ask.!!!!
How do you measure the tightness??
Obviously with men, you measuring the size, which can be done with a tape measure. But how do you measure the tightness?? Is there a special gauge ?? Is it spring loaded with a little pointer and a calibrated scale ??
And what units is it measured in ?
John
Thats easy......its why Ladies trousers and jeans come in leg measurements 26-30 & 30 - 34 inches........... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by vampanya
The sexiest guys at a fancy dress party i was at last year were 3 fellas in tuxedos and bow ties. I dont know if they were dressed as waiters or doormen or what but they had every woman in the place looking their way with knee wobble. It worked better I think because there were 3 of them the same but 1 would be just as sexy. You could easily hang a napkin over your arm and carry your drink in a waiterly fashion!
Easy to do AND sexy!

Maybe they were the doormen lol bolt
surely its against site rules to blatantly give out exact location, vehicle type and colour and a mobile number in the dogging section of the forum.
I spotted the same ad a couple of days ago and it seemed to get erased before anyone could reply and yet it appears again tonight??????
Shouldnt they get a warning?
in edit I was trying to get this in the steam room
none that i have been involved in used batteriies, just sold surplus to the grid.
No reason why you couldnt have a bank of batteries to store, though you would need a lot of space
If you have money to buy the photovoltaic panels you will be eligible for what is called a 'Feed in Tariff'that was launched in April this year.
This tariff is 41.3 pence / Kilo watt hour. This is Tax Free and Index linked for 25 yearsand is backed up by government legislation
On top of this, you get free electricity. It does mean you have to change your lifestyle slightly and use dishwashers and washing machines during daylight hours when you are producing your own electricity.
Also any surplus electricity can be sold back to the grid at 3 pence / kilo watt hour.
Usually Domestic properties will pay back in about 12 years, depending on size, cost etc
Return on investment on schemes that I have been involved in is at about 9.5%, far far more than you would get in bank, building society or government bonds.
Early adopters will get the best returns, as future schemes will not be paid out at the above rates.
In my opinion whilst the renting the roof out svhemes are ok, its those companies that are really going to benefit, so if you have cash think about doing it for yourself.
reports are also that having photovoltaic panels could increase property prices by 5%
Honda Blackbird is what I have. Went to Scotlland for a onk weekend on it last month and going again in september, great roads and no traffic.
I still consider it a design classic
Does a long and flexible tongue help to make up for being just above average? lol lol
Thundersprint is on in Northwich this weekend too,which isnt so far away, so lots of bikers will be there