Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Mr__fb
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
Straight Female
UK

Forum

Seven brides for seven brothers
The king and I
Paint your wagon
Mine off mrs-fb while i was at work 'shall i get you a new garden fork while im shopping' :shock: ( in other words you're gardening when you get home) subtle
Sorry i cant help, but i hope you manage to get it all sorted for them.
Quote by noladreams30
[
Oooooh, hello Mr FB - care to talk deep, gruff and sexily at me then?!?!

Anything to oblige biggrin
Quote by noladreams30
Just for the record, it wasn't actually his accent. It was more the fact that in my head I had imagined he would have quite a deep, gruff, sexy voice....
:shock: He doesn't.
And so my mental picture is kinda shattered... and now I'm put off.
redface surprisedops: :oops: I am horribly fickle aren't I???

Er indoors says i've got a deep gruff sexy voice biggrin
Quote by winchwench
If I remember rightly, the "Godlike" etc refers to the number of posts made. Pre-take over (I think) each 1000 posts "gained" you a new status. "Newbie" "Godlike" "Gobshite" etc....The Godlike & Avatar are separate statements.
:thumbup:

Haha Bev told me to do it
xx
Quote by westerross
did somebody mention Pompey?
>he said, scratching himself... note: trim nails<
lp

'Pompey think they've got it in the bag.
Pompey think they've got it in the bag.'
It'll no doubt hinge on a single moment maybe early on in the first half. But it could go either way. City ain't that bad a team. (To those of you who haven't got a clue who I'm talking about - that's Cardiff City - those who do know - just climb in under the sheets!! :twisted: :twisted: )
.
And so does the rest of the world biggrin
Quote by winchwench
is it to early to crack open the vino redface

On a sunday? Nah!
I didn't wear knickers throughout my twenties. wink
What :shock: you mean yournot in your twenties any more!!! Dont believe ya :twisted:
Quote by flower411
If you meet up in a pub with somebody from a swinging site and they ask if you`d like to come back for a coffee........
Would you expect this to lead to sex ?
Or just assume that they want to carry on chatting in a more private place ?

No just coffee...Unless they asked how i wanted the rest of breakfast too biggrin
You said you've had the tyres changed and balanced? did you get the tracking done too? dunno
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Yep I think you could be right!
Bread, in one form or another, has been one of the principal forms of food for man from earliest times.
The trade of the baker, then, is one of the oldest crafts in the world. Loaves and rolls have been found in ancient Egyptian tombs. In the British Museum's Egyptian galleries you can see actual loaves which were made and baked over 5,000 years ago

Mrs fb's is always like that dunno
Quote by keeno
Certainly not.
and she is always grateful if I warm her side of the bed up

I've tried that a couple of times and just got called a silly t**t by mrs fb dunno
I used to follow football everyweek, but now, moto gp, superbikes or most other sports that i dont have to move to watch biggrin
Quote by helnheaven
At the risk of generalising here, I think most men would have sex with anyone if it was offered to them, wether they fancied/liked the person or not. Its a man thing isnt it???
On the other hand, us girls, in general, are more discerning wink lol

Nope not a man thing, (not all men anyway) there still has to be something to 'attract' cos lets face it, you ladies will know if the bloke doesn't like you. innocent Now you ladies could get away with it :shock:
Quote by Warmer
Have experimented over the years with various different fillings,but still always come back to my old faithfull of freshley squeeezed orange juice and sugar biggrin

Didn't think anybody else was gonna say it, but at least you got taste hun but also put the skinless segments on too. (FB got it to a T} lol
Quote by MikeNorth
Perhaps they make your bollox shrink and so make your dick look bigger dunno
Perhaps they make your bollox shrink and so make your dick look bigger :dunno:

Was that one post for each bollock? lol
pmsl thought i was just seeing double cause of the drink :cheers:
Perhaps they make your bollox shrink and so make your dick look bigger dunno
Perhaps they make your bollox shrink and so make your dick look bigger dunno
Quote by Dawnie
However, I am thinking of purchasing an epilator - am I crazy?! Will it just be waaaaaay too painful in the bikini region? Any advice gratefully received before I blow all the points on my Boots card!!! confused

Go for it :thumbup:
I can't lie, it is very painful but I find it so much better than shaving every day or having stubble.
I use my epilady everywhere, even my arm pits, usually once a week and I love it :thumbup:
Why do women put themselves through all the pain dunno must be mad. Thankyou all xx
Quote by helnheaven
Goldfinger-shirley bassey-shit that makes me feel old

What you mean, makes you feel old???
bolt
Me dad was into her bigtime and i aint seen or talked to him for about 15 years
Quote by firelizard
Lost's thread about polywotsits has made me think about this in a roundabout way..........Do any husbands out there who are still happily married to their wives put their children before their wives??
Is it just us women that put our kiddies first. Now I'm going to be completely honest here and say that it has taken me years of soul searching for me to honestly answer this question. There were times that I honestly believed that yes Stormy came before my kids......now I know that the kids come first. In my world they have to because if they don't how are they ever going to grow up confident in the knowledge that they were truly number one to someone. Is this just a mother thing or are their some Dads out there too that feel like this about their children?....and ladies being even more honest would you be ok with this if the children came before you?
Stormy in case you were wondering....I'm totally ok if the kids come before me smile

Nope even got plans for their bedrooms lol biggrin
Quote by Steve

FB coughs

Passes FB some medicine
I bet he does lol
Quote by pleasure-us-2
Hello all, Everytime we attend a munch we are given a badge but peoples sh name is so tiny on there.I notice from the stickys that there is a set format for munch badges but wondered if anyone can tell us if there is a specific reason for everybodys title being so tiny. If you meet us at a munch and we seem to be glaring at your breasts please excuse us for in the half light were trying to read your advice is most welcome in time for the valentines munch

Perhaps thats why they are written so small :bounce: or its probably that they know blokes are pervs and it gives us an excuse :twisted:
Quote by Freckledbird
:idea: Maybe we should all arrange to sleep with someone else for the night so they can witness what we wear? Is that toooooooo naughty for a site like this though? :giggle:

But if you went to sleep they might put some clothes on dunno so need to stay awake :twisted:
Quote by Dawnie

I personally love a good snog

:small-print: Makes notes
Mr FB, fancy a snog :rascal:
:giggle:
you better believe it hun :twisted: