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Quote by RedHot
I am offeriing a free service to any housewife in the South Yorkshire area, but strictly during the hours of 0900 to 1600 hrs. on weekdays.
I will come to your home and allow you to give me a naked massage for as long as you wish, no fees either way, just pure pleasure, afterwards, I will return the favour. If interested, please get in touch by P.M.
How come you get your massage first? If I asked a guy round to mine, I would expect MY massage first
Alright then you can have your massage first O. K.? Well if you say that again, I won't let you play in my
ops: :oops: Tracy-Jayne
sadly living too far away to take up your offer!
I am offeriing a free service to any housewife in the South Yorkshire area, but strictly during the hours of 0900 to 1600 hrs. on weekdays.
I will come to your home and allow you to give me a naked massage for as long as you wish, no fees either way, just pure pleasure, afterwards, I will return the favour. If interested, please get in touch by P.M.
I will come to your home and allow you to give me a naked massage for as long as you wish, no fees either way, just pure pleasure, afterwards, I will return the favour. If interested, please get in touch by P.M.
Quote by DreamerHelen
Hi All......I have to work tonight but I'm absolutely knackered......anyone feel like telling a funny story or saying something to help me carry on? I have to work until at least 1am but I've been up since 6am
Thanks!!
Oh yes please, I will help you anytime, just give the word, but is there an age limit?
We are all ruled by our emotions, and despite being very intelligent, we have very little control when it comes to love, sex and feelings.
All of us need to be wanted and me most of all, it is something that is inherent in human nature and I have suffered more than most, I was loyal to my beautifull ex - wife for a period of twenty years but got kicked in the teeth.
When one is knocked down, one has to get up again and live, or else go under, we all suffer from wanting something or someone that is unattainable.
Quote:All those that I want, don't want me : and all those that want me : I don't want them!!!
All of us need to be wanted and me most of all, it is something that is inherent in human nature and I have suffered more than most, I was loyal to my beautifull ex - wife for a period of twenty years but got kicked in the teeth.
When one is knocked down, one has to get up again and live, or else go under, we all suffer from wanting something or someone that is unattainable.
Quote:All those that I want, don't want me : and all those that want me : I don't want them!!!
Quote by machoman12
Any one knows of a plesant way to buy a used car in the north west. I'm fed up with pushy salesmen who always seem to pressure you and tell you all sort of crap like they think you've no intelligence.
Or is it me that's thick or paranoid or both.:
Try Dixons at the bottom of Granville Road, I got a good deal from there.
HELP!!! it is such a long time since I have had the pleasure of looking at a healthy, vibrant, willing, state of the art, beautifull wide open pussy winking at me and tempting me to cum closer.
Any offers will be carefully scrutinised and gratefully accepted, please put your phone nos. in my pm box and I will get back to you forthwith.
Any offers will be carefully scrutinised and gratefully accepted, please put your phone nos. in my pm box and I will get back to you forthwith.
What a lovely person you are, if only I could have met a women like you before I married my ex - wife and every woman I have met since has been nasty, sneering, Insulting, critical, treacherous, impossible to live with, slagging me off behind my back, argumentative, never missed a chance to humiliate me, contradictory, greedy, selfish and the latest one is a cold fish, with not a spark of warmth or love in her, no sex, or affection, no embracing, she prefers animals to human beings and is leaving her money to them.
Will a kimd non smoking sexy, beautifull, lady who is very clean allow a mature, slim, handsome, clean, voyuer gentleman to examine her pussy for scientific research, no contact required just an internal examination, Ideally, she will live in the
Shefffield area and be avilable tonight Saturday or Sunday 7th or 8th of May 2004.
Please make contact by private message. Thank you.
Falcon.
Shefffield area and be avilable tonight Saturday or Sunday 7th or 8th of May 2004.
Please make contact by private message. Thank you.
Falcon.
A man arrived home early from work and as he opened the door, his wife was on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor, so he got down and had sexual intercourse with her from behind.
When they had finished and both of them stood up, he slapped her across the face and and made her wince. What did you do that for, when I have just allowed you to do that to me said his wife.
That said her husband is because you didn't look round first.
BOOM BOOM. :lol: :lol:
When they had finished and both of them stood up, he slapped her across the face and and made her wince. What did you do that for, when I have just allowed you to do that to me said his wife.
That said her husband is because you didn't look round first.
BOOM BOOM.
:lol: :lol: Don't understand it, but Iv'e just received an email from Doncaster Police, warning me not to open the email they sent me as it may contain a virus.
In attempting to print it out, I am afraid I lost it as it disappeared from my screen. No idea how they got my email address and wonder if it was genuine.
Suppose they do monitor this site, but cannot understand why they should contact me, as I don't have a police record and am not a criminal.
Just thought I would mention it, as if they are showing an interest in the site, it may affect all of us in some way and to be forwarned is to be forarmed.
In attempting to print it out, I am afraid I lost it as it disappeared from my screen. No idea how they got my email address and wonder if it was genuine.
Suppose they do monitor this site, but cannot understand why they should contact me, as I don't have a police record and am not a criminal.
Just thought I would mention it, as if they are showing an interest in the site, it may affect all of us in some way and to be forwarned is to be forarmed.
Quote by Angel Chat
I have a couple of questions Lofty.....
Is your tongue spotless clean?
And I smoke but my p**** doesn't, shall I join the queue? :twisted:
Oh Dear,
Have I offended someone, so sorry, yes it is actually, It was written for a laugh and I LOL when I read your reply, it was only a joke:forgiven? thanks:I like your style.
Quote by Richardhead
Can anyone recommend any nudist club in the southeast that is not to prudish and where a little action might be found. Some nudist clubs insist that naturism is nothing to do with the erotic but is more like a religion. Which is not much fun for fun loving perverts like me and my wife.
Visit the" Eureka" naturist club atxxxxx It is a nothings barred club and anything goes, I had some very happy times there in the old days and I'm sure you and your wife would enjoy it.
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Thank you for the information about mailservers, now can you help me further please.
My computer is trying to use pop 3 server to send my email documents and photo's from my scanner instead of smtp and therefore is failing every time.
All my settings have been double checked and are correct, so what can I do to change the method it uses from pop3 to smtp.
I would be gratefull of any advice you can give me.
Thank you in advance.
Lofty.
My computer is trying to use pop 3 server to send my email documents and photo's from my scanner instead of smtp and therefore is failing every time.
All my settings have been double checked and are correct, so what can I do to change the method it uses from pop3 to smtp.
I would be gratefull of any advice you can give me.
Thank you in advance.
Lofty.
