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It was at a convalescent home at Littleport, and I had exciting sex in a locked room and we could hear people talking at the other side of the door, had we been caught, we would both have been sent home immediately.
The ladies husband was outside and didn't know what was going on, I had only just met the lady and her husband two hours before and she was very sexy and one of the best F***S I have ever had.
Shaved pussies and shaved dickies look much better, smell sweeter, easier to lick, don't get hair in one's mouth and last but not least, are more hygienic, besides, one can see more of the organ if one is a voyeur.
Thanks to all of you who replied and for your excellent advice which I have taken on board, although there is a possibility that they are genuine, there is also the possibility that they are not.
My requests to send me a photograph of them together and to phone me have been ignored, I phoned them twice and had to leave a message on voice mail, the email I got following, said that they tried to phone me but that I had blocked their call, which was untrue.
They have asked me to meet them this weekend, but I smell a rat, the photos they sent me of this Lady are so tempting as she is just like a beauty Queen, showing her in all her glory, ie vagina, using dildo, breasts showing, bottom, legs wide open, wearing red underwear that I requested, I thought it was too good to be true and it probably is.
What safeguards should one insist on when arranging a meeting with a couple? If one is a single voyuer and haven't met the people concerned. Is it enough to take the word of another party, that they are who they say they are?
Would one be vulnerable to mugging, knifing, or even blackmail? if the others have an ulterior motive, no proof of identity, no address, the telephone number is never answered, there has been no contact, not even by phone all I have are photos of a beautifull woman in various stages of undress with her face obscured.
Now, I am being asked to meet them in a lonely place, also, to take part in photo sessions, there is no sex on offer, just to look and be photographed, it seems to me that I am being set up for something and I don't know what!
This couple are not members of swinging heaven, but they answered my advert in swinging heaven photo ads. also, they are a lot younger than me so what could they possibly want me for?
My computer supplier is so disorganised it is unbeleivable, every time he promises to phone me to help with a problem, he never does, when I collect the computer from his shop and ask him if everything is in the box and he says yes, it never is, when I borrow software and bring it home and try to install it, I can't because there is no 25 digit key no. and when I phone to ask for it he can't find it.
When it is necessary to phone me he can never find my number and I have to give it to him for the umteenth time, They don't open the shop till 1100 Hrs each day, so I can't phone or call till half the day has gone, they frequently close the shop to go to the Mosque and take holidays in Mecca, It seems to me that their customers come last in their life and a burden to them instead of being the most important.
I had a reponse to my advert in photo ads, from a couple at Derby and arranged to meet them in the Peak District today, However, I don't know their name address or Phone No. and on checking they are not even members of swinging heaven. Is it wise for me to go to a lonely place with them, as I haven't met them yet, the only contact has been through emails and photos. I would be gratefull of any advices. thank you.
Hi Foxylady,
I'm a dirty old man! but sorry, I don't even live in Manchester.
Love. Falcon.
Hi Tracy - Jane,
Yes everyone knows what a cock looks like apart from the size, but also they all know what a fanny looks like, being a red blooded englishman, I prefer to look at the face AND the fanny because that is half the fun RIGHT!!! rolleyes lol
Unemployed male cunt licker, looking for a new position, excellent C.V. and references, satisfaction guaranteed, clean shaven, hygienic tongue, regular mouthwash, no fees either way, orgasm a certainty, cleanliness given and expected, the event will take place in a comfortable private discreet environment, tea and cakes served afterwards, partners are welcome to watch or take part, please book your appointment now to save disapointment.
I am sevnty six on sticks impotent exhausted go to bed at nine have to lie down in the day crippled with arthritis and very sexy!!! ANY OFFERS?
I am a single man, but I am not a pervert, sexy? yes, love all women? yes, Love watching a man and woman having sex? yes, Love others watching me having sex?yes, but, I am not and never have been a pervert,NO.
Falcon.
Sadly, naturism attracts the wrong kind of people, some think that it is all about sex, instead of the sheer joy of being in the open air without clothes.
I have practised it for many years, but being a divorcee and not knowing any ladies that could accept it, most clubs frown on single men, so I finally gave it up as a bad job.
Quote by Heather
My friends needs cheering up big time. He is trying to recover from a 'romance' that went wrong and I feel he needs a little therapy. I shall be seeing him this weekend but I'm looking for suggestions to brighten his day...
His tastes are wide and varied and include BDSM, role play (He's mostly dominant) and all kinds of vanilla stuff as well.
Any thoughts? How do I get him to 'snap out of it'?
Ta
Hxx

Heather, hows about arranging a gangbang for him, at least, it would take his mind off his broken romance. :silly:
Speaking as a naturist, and having had some wonderfull times on holiday at naturist camps, meeting very nice and interesting people, I cannot understand the amount of predjudice against we who prefer to go without clothes.
Why should it have to be practised behind high fences and gates like the secret serices?naturists are not perverts! but yet are ostracised and regarded as someone who is peculiar for preferring to go without clothes.
Any Sheffield members wishing to know of a quiet site for dogging in the suburbs of the city please p.m. me.
Are there any sites in the Peak District ? as I am local to that area.
Celibate virgin, pure, seeks a person of the fair sex, for monkey business, tonight, tomorrow or any future time, day or night twenty four hours, now, now, control yourselves, do not all rush at once as that would be very unbecoming of you, Must be a non smoker and squeaky clean. Contact in the first instance will be by private message and I will select the one most suitable.
Thank you for you attention.
Foxtrot Alpha Lima Charlie Oscar November.
Quote by Sappho
I've just bathed next door's moggie with Silvikrin - will that do?
Sappho

Wrong kind of pussy, have another guess!!! :taz:
The feelings coming on, I want to stroke a big, sweet smelling, moist, willing, pussy, MEOW!!! ANY OFFERS?
For the past two years, I have had an account with and the past twelve months with MSN messenger 6.0 without any problems,
Well on the 14th of May' o4. I took my computer and scanner to my supplier for some attention and fetched it back on the 26th. of May, since then, I cannot access my email or Messenger 6.0 on , every time I try, the "cannot be displayed" page comes up and each time I type my user name and password they are blocked immediately.
My supplier says it must be because has changed its format, but I am not so sure, It was only away for twelve days so that cannot be the reason for my account to be cancelled surely.
Can anyone help me please? as I am only a begginer at this you in anticipation.
Falcon.
Quote by MikeNorth
Oh Falcon, quelle finesse!

I am only quoting the pseudonym for "Former Understanding of Carnal Knowledge".
Surely, everyone knows that? Don't they?
Will anyone dogging in the South Yorkshire area, day or night please P.M. with details?
Quote by mal609
HIYA FEMALE GOING SHIRLEY HILLS 2NIGHT ON MY OWN . NOT WITH THE OTHER SURE IF ITS A GOOD IDEA OR NOT BUY IM GOING TO GIVE IT A TRY. HOPE TO MEET SOME MEN UP THERE. IM UP FOR MOST THINGS.
XX
He is Mental!!! rolleyes
you must be mental. We may like having fun with women dogging, but a female on your own? A bit of common sense would say don't do it. Always have at least someone with you to prevent anything turning nasty and to watch your back. A single woman is really asking for trouble. I really hope you had second thoughts about this and I am concerned about your safety.
Can I also say if anyone goes up there tonight to keep an eye out for to make sure she is ok
Mal
Quote by bluexxx
Toss you off where...? Off a cliff, maybe? wink
JOKE lol
Sorry, couldn't resist :twisted:

Ha Bloody Ha. evil
Perhaps that is all I am any good for, a fitting end to a useless life. boink sad
Will a kind Lady living in the Sheffield Area, toss me off any day or night please. P. M. if interested.
Have camcorder, and still camera, live in Sheffield, clean, Mature, not pushy, can travel, can stay overnight, cannot accomodate (sorry) available anytime : retired. please p.m. me.
I 'm up for hugging any time, if you really mean it, mature but is and smells clean, please get in touch.
Quote by well_busty_babe
oooooh maybe you can join forces with mr ceeteex and we can do you both together!
rolleyes

OOH yes please, I can imagine it cumming already. boink
An femail willing to suck my P***K till it cums and then swallow it please?