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26 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Oh Good, I'll start practising now.
John
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So long as you kiss me better after. But I dident think you needed practise
I just meant warming up my hands, and of course I'll kiss you better afterwards.
John
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So what am I going to wear then? I like the leather or PVC and love been tied up.
Or better still join in?

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Oh Good, I'll start practising now.
John
x

So long as you kiss me better after. But I dident think you needed practise
I just meant warming up my hands, and of course I'll kiss you better afterwards.
John
xx
Can I watch?

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
Offering a coffee, three fingers and a nurses outfit, next it will be a slap as well, where will it all end wink

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I would say it will all end up with a red ass. GREAT
A very red ass by the look of things.
John
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Hey, I wonder how many quotes you do do in quotes before it blows up?

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
Offering a coffee, three fingers and a nurses outfit, next it will be a slap as well, where will it all end wink

wink

I would say it will all end up with a red ass. GREAT
Knowing my luck it will be mine and not ur's.

26 Apr 2005

Quote by cuddly-catlin
welcome and have fun, its a great site.

It was before I arrived confused

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26 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Hi Kitoff
:welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven
yes please mines coffee, black with three, cheers

Do you want a habnob with that or a finger?
Offering a coffee, three fingers and a nurses outfit, next it will be a slap as well, where will it all end wink

wink

26 Apr 2005

Thanks fun_couple1981, Yea, I understand your / thier point of view but they need to look at it from my side of the fence or even better don't judge people (like you are not judging me) , I didn't want to lie and I didn't want to tell them my problems until I knew them a little better and I was horney (that horney I almost went BI lol

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I don't blame them for my life but I don't think I should be blamed either, anyway "Admin" delete these posts :lol: and let me start all over again. lets talk about sex or something smile

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26 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Hi kit-off
Why dont you tell your wife? I wish I could get a few slaps as I really enjoy been slapped

You really don't want to know trust me, I didn't want to tell anyone but I was cornered by a few members, I wish I had lied and sad i I was single now. biggrin

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Anyway how are you finding this place, apart from my slappings I think it is genuine and generally with good people in it, I was amazed when I found it, after all the sites that are only there to make money, I finally stumbled across this! I had almost given up hope that this sort of FREE site existed.
P.S. If you really want to know why go here.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/42197.html

26 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Hi kit-off
I'm new also, but appear to have put the cat amongst the pigeons a little bit (see my other posts) first with a post to a BI M, when I not into men (It was late, very late) then by telling the truth and trying to have a laugh, nobody elses fault but my own. trying to hard I think :cry:
Great to see more newbies like me and I'll have a shot of whisky in mine, I need it

How have you done that? If you want whisky then you must bring a bottle
First I tried to have a laugh with the mods (called them chimps), I mod a few servers and we are scum to most people because we have to keep order and that involves unpleasant tasks sometimes, However I like a little cheek off the members, keeps me sane, I applied my thinking to this forum. and got my wrist appropriately slapped. (my fault not thiers)
Next I decided not to lie about having a wife and her not knowing Iâ€™m on here or even interested in this sort of thing (long story) some people rightly took offence and I got slapped again.
Now Iâ€™m plotting what I can do tonight to get slapped (I think a theme is starting here)
Still at least I can say I joined and within 24hours I got a good slapping twice, maybe we should use this a promo matrial? lol

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P.S. Nice to see a face and not a bum, especially a pretty 1, not that I'm complining about bottoms that is..

26 Apr 2005

Hi kit-off
I'm new also, but appear to have put the cat amongst the pigeons a little bit (see my other posts) first with a post to a BI M, when I not into men (It was late, very late) then by telling the truth and trying to have a laugh, nobody elses fault but my own. trying to hard I think :cry:
Great to see more newbies like me and I'll have a shot of whisky in mine, I need it confused

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26 Apr 2005

OK you have told me enough now, I have apologised and I really can't do any more.
Just to put you in the picture, my wife is crippled, has been for years, now some men would leave her, but thats not me, I could hurt her by asking if I could have sex with other women but I think that would make her feel inadequate, or I could get a little when I can via this, judge me if you want.
Now I didn't think I'd be telling anyone that for a long time!!
P.S. I don't want anyone feeling bad, you where not to know biggrin

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and I wasn't going to put my first post up saying "I want to shag because....."

26 Apr 2005

OK, let me start again
All my comments to mods are made in jest e.g. (back off) they normally have a smile and were meant to give you "the mods" a laugh obviously I failed, my apologies.
The "others" , that was meant to mean "I'm sure people reading these posts are interested in other things than myself and my life" (as you rightly said, Jags) and I don't know anyone well enough to say friends, guys, mates or even by name. I meant just anyone reading or visiting.
Now, I know there are people on here that don't approve but I could have just pretended I was single and got away with it, which I believe to be worse than what I currently do.
Everything I write is always in jest, and I never mean to have a go or judge anyone so if I have given that impression, Iâ€™m sorry.
Debate, again having a laugh at myself, meaning I couldn't start a debate if I wanted to.
Finally, please smile. I didnâ€™t come on here to make enemies. biggrin

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26 Apr 2005

Iv'e started a debate!
KitKat, not at all, everyone to thier own I say, live and let live. Maybe she really knows and lets me do it?
Anyway I didn't come on here to get therapy lol

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and I'm sure most other people arn't intrested in me (DAM!).
Cya l8r

26 Apr 2005

Better to be honest biggrin

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Anyway I seen loads of the ad's saying (my fella don't know etc), I don't care, and I wish she didn't too :D
I thought this was an open minded place? After all only I know my situation and I should not be judged without at least a trial (so you can trail me on 1'st May, in Blackpool at the........) lol

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26 Apr 2005

If I can come I could talk for you?
I'm going to stop this now even I'm borred of it lol

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P.S. Lucyweebaps, thats a nasy looking boil on your smurfs lip, you should get that looked at.

26 Apr 2005

I hate newbieâ€™s (even though I am one)
I hate people expecting a quick shag (even though I am one)
I hate people whining (even though I am one)
I hate people telling other people what they should do (even though I am one)
I hate established members that have it all (Dam, dam, dam, dam)
Seriouise mode: â€œTrust meâ€ this is a good forum, I have been here only one day but unless your blind, these are real people, apart from the trained chimps called moderators (back off mod) I have â€œBeen around the world and i, i, i
I canâ€™t find my baby, I donâ€™t know when, I donâ€™t know whyâ€ sorry off on one then, seriously, I have been around and 99.9% of these so called swingers sites as money making scams, this isnâ€™t does that not tell you anything (can I come to a much now?)
Forums are like good sex, lots of playing around, experimentation, sometime it hurts, sometimes you canâ€™t stop yourself doing it, but most of all itâ€™s about meeting the right people. (Back in a min, Iâ€™ve just been sick over myself) Can I come to a munch now? biggrin

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God I'm addicted..... :D :D :D sod the sex lets just do forums lol

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26 Apr 2005

Thanks Blue, I wasn't trying to be naughty, I just know systems are put in place (automated) to stop email address's, but these are normally on those money grabbing non-guenuine sites.
It appears this site has no hidden agenda, apart from sex that is, you need try to hide this a little better biggrin

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I cannot express how glad I am to find this site, just hope my wife never catches me :cry: I'm a frustrated sex monster (well I've got the face for it anyway)
Thx
Cya l8r
P.S. Real people as admin, what next free forums and adverts, the world is falling appart :D

26 Apr 2005

Hi Vicky, thanks for the greet. I thought I would become a outcast :cry: because of my mistakes (close ranks on the newbie type thing) sad

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I see your a regular on here, you pic is all over biggrin

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whatâ€™s you impression of this website. looks good to me, but appearances have been deceptive in the past?
Well got to go attempt to business, I'll pop back on later (when the wifey ain't watching) she would not approve (hope I aint going to get judged on that one)
Cya

26 Apr 2005

Love to come, just so you can all see another newbie looking totally lost (must put a pic on my profile, any suggestions of what this should be?

26 Apr 2005

I'm up for anything within the boundries of my likes, night out munch, party hell anything.
As for "finally found it" I meant I've been looking for a genuine free site like this for ever, not this particular site biggrin

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Thanks for the greating anyway nice to speak.

26 Apr 2005

It was late, very late and it was a long day redface

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I just saw "Raven"
Didn't even see the m, and as for spelling out my email, like I said I'm new and sometimes forums don't like you putting your email address (they filter them out, obviously not this one.
Like I said I'm new to this, lol
Anyway at least I gave a few people a giggle biggrin

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26 Apr 2005

Title says it all I totally agree with this approach, care in the community and all lol

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But your not seeying what I have in my sandwitch box if I can't come biggrin

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and I'm taking my ball home.
I really would luv to come, I'll take my medicine, I promise :twisted:

26 Apr 2005

New to this but, I can make tomorrow, I have meeting in Manchester but can work around it.
Post a reply or email me "pete" dot "b" at
Hope I can do that?
Cya

26 Apr 2005

Well first let me say "don't flame me" if this is a wrong post in the wrong place, I'm new to the forum but looking at it, it looks like the dogs bollocks biggrin

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AllI can say is I'm up for it, Preston/Manchester way, own business so can do what I want when I want :D down side is I never get time mad

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(But I will make some for the right offer)
Hope this is the right place to do a sort of "I'm up for it" post, if not please take it easy on me.
Looking for NSA great sex with 1/group women
Likes:
Women,Small butts,Slim,Licking
Touching,Will try anything once.
Long sex, with coffee breaks lol

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"I luv u long time soldier boy" oops shouldn't say that sort of thing on here should I redface

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Dislikes
Men (for sex that is)
Small fury animals (again, for sex purposes)
non smoker, very outgoing, light drinker (yea right), 30, average build (and being a newbie I'm not going to say large because there are probably elephants on here)
Reply with advice or intrested parties.
Cya l8r