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Quote by Rich_and_dee
ran to look at ya profile.........................ya hands look an average size lol
dee

Well
I just had a look at your profile..... :lickface: and I must say that my hands wouldn't hide my modesty now....very nice :rascal:
Whaddya saying..... evil I thought you had to be nice to mankind at this time of year. :cry:
anyway you cant tell with cameras these days lol :lol: :lol:
Whaddya saying..... evil I thought you had to be nice to mankind at this time of year. :cry:
anyway you cant tell with cameras these days lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Rich_and_dee
starts wondering about holes in polo mints :shock:
dee n Rich

Have you been lookin mad
Tolerance is the word...... Learn to be tolerant..... if that dosent work a rabbit punch to the thorax always helps....people understand violence wink
I would like to add Ladies....that a HUNK is for LIFE not just CHRISTMAS..... boink
Dean Martins
The weather outside is shocking
and I've got some corn for popping
as long as we've nowhere to go let it snow let it snow let it snow
I sometimes sing that on a warm summers evening....I either love it or I am confused!
I also love ELP...thanks for the Lyrics Lissa
Sounds like you would be acting out of provocation Sarge..... If you added a jack you might get a few extra inches.. :rascal:
Its to commercial these days and I think Christmas should be like the world cup....every four years!
I always spend too much, Its for the Kids we only have one child a daughter and she tends to get spoilt but she's worth it.....
Quote by sheddy
Life has taught me there are two types of people in life Wankers and Liars .....I am not a liar lol
I enjoy a good J Arthur.... what about you?

cue concerned voice: are you lost,? do you have someone who usually looks after you?, is there any medication you should be takeing?, where is your name badge? confused :?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
We know what you do in that shed mate :laughabove:
Life has taught me there are two types of people in life Wankers and Liars .....I am not a liar lol
I enjoy a good J Arthur.... what about you?
I have just had my first sip of whiskey after a long day and that is a pretty good feeling too
Quote by Dawnie

Its making me smile so it cant be to bad! thanks for the Kiss Dawnie.... I will be your Hunk if you like XXX biggrin

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I have a hunk :smitten:
You can never have enough...with a chest like that...mmmmn... It brings out the perv in me... :lickface:
Quote by Dawnie
Its about Pervs, Chests,Munches, Avatars,Snogging,Groping well...just about anything really

Spot on :thumbup:
I think Pipemaster has just learnt the art of a 'hijack' redface
Sorry Mr Pipe kiss
Its making me smile so it cant be to bad! thanks for the Kiss Dawnie.... I will be your Hunk if you like XXX biggrin
Its about Pervs, Chests,Munches, Avatars,Snogging,Groping well...just about anything really
Glad to see I am not Alone! I like Dawnies Boobs but Welsh Minxes Avatar is also worth a .......wink lol
I dont often flash at work...... Sometimes when I am arcing up someone might get a flash.
I have been on this site for the first time since last week and have really enjoyed reading the topics, viewing the galleries and the profile pictures and have been feeling very horny to say the least, even at work I am getting the odd flash back its really great....Am I turning into a perv? Do I need help? lol
I got my wife to have a letter W tattoed on each bum cheek....now every time she bends over it spells WOW...... :moon:
Quote by Freckledbird
Mine:

That would be a nice welcome Home! a good photo when you click on it up you can see the lovely freckles! mmmn
Quote by Mr-Powers
i always have a babysham when i'm on here!

Ha ha you must be drinking with Allotta..... lol
I was wondering if like myself how many of you like a wee drink while browsing? I have been living in Ireland for the last 2 decades and have become very taken by Irish Whiskey and I am currently drinking my way around Ireland metaphorically speaking by trying out the various malts on offer, Its my new Hobby biggrin
My favourite so far is Connemara a lovely smoky malt from the 'Cooley distillery'
Quote by Lissa
Hi Lissa,
Good post this one I joined the forum this week and have not posted too much as I was busy reading some of the topics. trying to get a feel for the place.... I just checked out your homepage. Very Juicy indeed! :lickface:
I like the site very much and find there is a good sense of humor about it and hopefully will contribute as time goes by... and I am learning, I didn't know what a MUNCH was this time last week, I thought it was something you did with a cucumber! but after seeing your gallery I think I can see the benifits of salad lol

Hee hee.
Well, you know what they say.................5 portions a day wink
Glad you are enjoying it on here, and hopefully you'll become a regular poster biggrin
Thanks Lissa,
5 portions a day! You must be into health food in a BIG way :shock:
I think I will keep posting.....
Hi Lissa,
Good post this one I joined the forum this week and have not posted too much as I was busy reading some of the topics. trying to get a feel for the place.... I just checked out your homepage. Very Juicy indeed! :lickface:
I like the site very much and find there is a good sense of humor about it and hopefully will contribute as time goes by... and I am learning, I didn't know what a MUNCH was this time last week, I thought it was something you did with a cucumber! but after seeing your gallery I think I can see the benifits of salad lol