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Warming the Bed
Long shot here, young sexy couple looking for meet tonight in gloucester area. available after 11:00 pm so will be late one, single males do not reply!!
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Long shot here, young sexy couple looking for meet in gloucester tonight, available after so looking for a late one. Single males don't bother replying!!
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Thanks Ric
I just say what i think if people don't like it tough. At least i'm not a liar.
Anyhow yes i only go to naturist beaches and the cap'd adge resort in the south of france is great really recomend it. Like i've said before the clubs where people have sex are great if you take out the grannys and grandads, and the ugly mingers you'd have a whale of a time (accept the place would be fairly empty)
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This is very true.....
Having just been on holiday to cap'd agde naturist village, was in club paradiso (or whatever its called) watching what looked like a very attractive arse being done from behind, thinking the arse belonged to a good looking a women i watched till the end, she turned round, her tits sacked to her belly, her belly sacked below the belt, and the lines on her face were deeper than the med sea.
I was horrified and quickly moved on. So yes this appears true that the arse ages slower in most cases this is beneficial but not for everyone.

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Well you all know my opinion on mingers i say we start the hall of fame for them. Got to win some kind of beauty competition sometime even if it is for the ugliest lol lol :lol:
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Bald is beautiful so all u hairy mares out there i suggest you buy a razor! lol
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The answer is so obvious i can't believe you needed to ask....lol lol
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Definately a Mechanic great with their hands biggrin ...and lets not forget the greasy boiler suit! Mind you a mechanic and a fireman together i wouldn't say no to either lol
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I am going to fantaysia tonight, fetish club in london.
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Now you just know there are going to be a storm of answers for this from Men with small ones saying size doesn't matter its how you use it. And you are going to get the women married to these men swearing till they are blue in the face that it doesn't matter.
What these women will fail to add that if they had a nice big juicy one sat there at the ready and their husbands said they could they certainly wouldn't say "o no its too big take it away!" I think not.
So here we go Punky's opinion for what its worth (not alot in some of yours opinions)......
SIZE DOES MATTER !!!! . But you have to know how to use it aswell.
My experiance of this is such... my first boyfriend truely was hung like a donkey!! but true to say at 16 he had no idea what to do with it. My second was the minger i told you all about earlier. He was a good 6.5 inches at least and this was a sufficent size. As i told you before total satisfaction. He knew exactly what to do with it. But on the other hand at 19 i was seeing a 27 year old who was all vw hung and he shot his load with in 30 seconds (unfortunatley no word of a lie!!) Those are just a few examples but .....
I'm afraid guys those little ones just don't hit those hard to reach places and those men who were at the front of the queue you need to have stamina and know how, to stay on top !!
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Its just as well my force fed, sheep lifestlye doesn't leave me in such a sad desperate position in my life that i have to resort to drinking during the day, hey lovecommando...?
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Quote by Lovecommando
Does anyone else think that Surfdude365 may be related to Punky by any chance. It would appear that they both exhibit some kind of empathy bypass.

Ok peeps here it is Punkys take on this delightful topic.
I would agree 100% with surfdude on this and not because i wanna get you all itching ya knickers again, but from my own experience of this topic (yes at 20 you can have experience) despite what some of you think!!
I started seeing this guy at 17 and trust me he was a MINGER!!! I only went out with him on the rebound, and i knew i had dropped my standards by a few 109098347%, but ... the sex was mindblowing. Ok at 17 all i had experienced before hand was a year and a half of jouvenile shitfrom the one boy!! But it was the first time i'd experienced an orgasm and when my friends asked y i was with such a minger my response was the same.
After a while my rose tinted glasses began to wear of and i couldn't stand the sight of him. So i dumped him. Left him heart broken, went off with his model looking mate. Tall blonde very stunning, but alass the sex just didn't match up to the look, and so off i'd sneak back to get the great sex from the minger.
This carried on for almost four years, he had the same minging girlfriend he got when we split, i went through a number of better looking relationships, but at least twice a week i'd sneak round to his for a mind blowing time.
It is very hard to say goodbye to great sex but since meeting my partner now i am 100% faithfull but trust me sometimes the minger creeps back in my fantasies!!
So in answer yes i think ugly people can be diamonds in bed but now i wouldn't go t bed with someone i didn't look twice at. Shallow maybe? standards a must!!
Go on people do your worst !!!

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Ok finally i have to say a big well done to couple 1966 although not agreeing with what i said certainly he/they got you all sussed.
And i must say a big thankyou for giving me such a great big laugh with all your responses you were very entertaining.
You have to congratulate me on proving that a spring chick can still upset the old mother hens once in a while, admit it i had you all clucking!! lol :lol: :lol:
Whoever said the Posh and Becks of SM were probably right, i'll give you a gold star for that one!
I'll keep you informed on the success of my new night, look out for it, it will be the one that reads restricted entry!! lol wink
Don't worry i'll stick around to pour more chilly sauce down you saggy underwear in the future .
Regards
Punky

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Well i don't think i have ever pissed off so many people in one swoop. And if this wasn't an on going issue why is it that we now have the night called fantaysia which is aimed at a more glamorous croud????
Anyway with regards to my age I think you are all as shallow as me, you are saying i assume over a certain age you are ugly, but you are assuming that at the age of 20 i am not adult enough to be on the swinging scene or have a clue?? Words like pot kettle and black come to mind. You don't know enough about me to judge whether or not i am mature enough for this scene. And i wouldn't say i am shallow just some of us have standards. And i was simply saying it would be nice to have a club night where there were the kinds of people you may look twice at in the street. Not the type you know was the weird kid at school everyone thought was a bit odd.
And with regards to ending my profile name...what for expressing an opinion that the moderator doesn't like...?? What happened to democracy we are all entitled to opinions i happened to have voiced mine. I am not saying what i am to cause trouble i was mearly trying to establish how many people on this sight would be interested in a new night, many thanks i believe i have my answer!!

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It seems i posted this in the wrong forum, it stand to reason that people in their twenties do not want to be surrounded by people who could easily be their parents or grandparents with everything to show.
Thereby you would form a club night with the young people who are put of by the fact that fetish clubs on the whole are full of mingers!
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HI my partner and i have just embarked onto the fetish scene. To our disappointment though there is a bigger percentage of old men and people you really wouldn't look twice at. I am 20 years old, my partner is 30, he used to be a stripper and i model.
We enjoy the scene but are craving a scene where its very strict entry. I know some of you people who fit into the catorgry i am bitching about will moan at me for this but.......i feel there is a need.
We have a business that does club promotion and are seriously thinking of launching our own night. This will be a very exlusive fetish night, and women and men alike above that certain age will simply not be allowed in, also the single men that just go and watch (you know the ones...... you serious think you'll be shot in the eye from them at any second whilst they watch) these men will be non existant in the place.
This night would be launched in london and then if successfull (as i believe it will be) in other big cities.
If you are some one who would be interested in a younger better looking class of people orientated fetish night please email me punky_ or add me to your msn .
Lets bring fetish up to a better standard!!
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