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RedVelvet
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 45
Straight Female, 53

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Go Heather!! It's a shame you can't delete guys who REPLY to the wrong post too!! :twisted:
Ooooh Mal!
So much choice, so little time! (Perhaps it would be easier to cut n paste the last five pages of the 'lets meet up' and 'dogging' forums. :shock: )
Here are my choices:
Come on ladies! There must be somebody living between Milton Keynes and Cheltenham who is happy to let me watch her have a pee. I can meet up somewhere en route this afternoon or this evening. Please contact me URGENTLY to arrange a venue and time.
(KevinP)
Not sure if it's along the lines of what you're looking for, but I found that one amusing.
Secondly:
young hard cock in need of fun tonight in Grimsby
im 19 horny lad, gf lives away and need to experience some new dirty fun, u up 4 it? pm me im up for anything
(Sexgodd)
But really... we could be naming and shaming all day. rolleyes
I would like to meet George Gershwin - I would ask if I can simply lay down for a spell at his feet. rolleyes
Hi Becky
Welcome to SH! Lovely introduction smile Hope you find what you're looking for.
Sab :rose:
OK, I'll arrange this munch!!!
I'm excellent at delegation... :jagsatwork:
So I need someone to arrange a meeting place - like a hall or pub...
I need someone to fix a date and time...
And I need someone to arrange the free drinks!... :cheers:
It's not that difficult, pull your socks up everyone! wink
I'm going to make myself very unpopular by saying that in my opinion, I wouldn't class you as a 'swinger'. To me, the term 'swinging' implies something done by couples, with other couples or perhaps sex with 2 or more consenting partners. You are a single looking for sexual activity outside your marriage. As your wife is not involved (and I'm not certain whether you've discussed this with her, so I tentatively say for now that she is non-consenting) I wouldn't say what you are looking for is swinging.
Note.... before everyone starts shouting at me: That's just my opinion, which is a little hypocritical since I am in exactly the same boat as you!!
But as Kat (or Kit?!) says, each to their own. I really hope things work out for you.
Sab :rose:
Aw Heph!
I wasn't referring to you in the slightest! I was referring to the ones on the photo ads. I utterly missed the discussion last week.. At least you asked about your avatar. I'm sure yours was/is very nice! kiss
We all know (and agree) that dick pics are rank and sad and not worth a look.
However, pics of women's breasts or stockinged legs are acceptable, and commonplace in the sw photo ads and chat room media.
Is that fair? Is it sexist? Is it reflecting what we see in the media of general society? Or should RV shut up and go back to bed? :confused2:
Sab :rose:
Yup... Perfume is definitely worth a read.
Other books I like are: Captain Corelli's Mandolin - Louis de Berniere (anyone wanna correct me on spelling? Just try it!!)
Trainspotting - Irvine Welsh .... read back when I was a teen, still a fave now though
Cat's Eye - Margaret Atwood
Hamlet - William Shakespeare (for the sake of Willxx69)
Falling Leaves - Adeline Yeh Mah.... a well written biography, made me laugh and cry real tears rolleyes
Beloved - Toni Morrison... weep time again!
but the weepiest of all touching books was The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold. Read it, read it, read it!!!!
Hi Helen,
Welcome to the forum. Your avatar shows your willing to get involved :!: and I hope we get to chat soon.
Sab
I haven't been around for a while. Do you have an idea yet of when the munch will be?
Thank you for your replies Funkyfish and Topper, but I've finished looking now. Good luck with your searches.
Sab x
Big brother wasn't so bad... The good thing about it is that cos it's on for so long you're able to get hooked! I'm sure that the celebs on Get Me Outta Here would be far too busy to take 12 (?) weeks time out. They're far too busy with being a celeb.
Reality music shows are by far the biggest bane of my telly watching life, on the other hand!
Hi David,
Welcome! my advice echoes Mike's. Stick around, let people get to know you and have fun. Therefore any swinging action resulting from that will be a juicy, brucy bonus. Single guys are in the majority, like Kitkat says, so just be yourself and I'm sure you'll have fun.
Sab x
I think it depends what you want out of it. I think you'll have to be prepared to be the main event of the week.. as most of the doggin exploits I've read about seem to be a whole load of guys wanting their cake and eating it, without having any of their own cake themselves.
I don't think it would be a good idea to go walking. There are some strange people about, and it looks like some couples have ended up in stick situations. If you want to flash perhaps it would be a good idea to go in your car to a site, turn your interior lights on and then bare all. Like Mal says, at least you'd have more choice about with whom you take it further.
(And I'm sure you'll have PLENTY of choice!)
Sab :rose:
I can't be bothered to watch it. It all seems bollocks to me. I can't see why Jordan has been illegedly paid more than others. Some say it's because she's upping the ratings.. but on the other hand, it could be the ITV producers trying to up the ratings by adding a bit of titillation ( :shock: ) to an otherwise dull show.
I don't even know who most of the guys on there are! (cellebs my bottom!)
I remember as faves Willo the Wisp and the Magic roundabout.
And the Moomins.
Those are the oldest I can remember. The others weren't all that long ago so I wont shame myself by telling them.
Done.
Don't know why, or who is is, but never mind. Interestingly though.. Apparently my vote was not counted because I apparently have voted before???
Not doing too well it seems! Only 32% of votes are against him. We need to try harder!
Hi Manta,
:welcome: to the site, I'm still a 'virgin' too redface but having great fun looking wink
Sab x
Shaven...? NOOOOOOO!
Balls feel googly and weird without hair.. I mean, they're not the most aesthetically pleasing things either, so why shave off the hair when it's covering the pretty ugly, chickeny skin?!
Women on the other hand... 8)
Hi and Welcome gottohaveit,
Nice to see you aren't a timewaster, there are indeed a lot of them about. Most people on here are nice, friendly and genuine. Have fun!
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Hey RV! As you know I'm too far away - hope to catch up with you at the London Munch though?

London munch? Hadn't even considered.. I will look when it is and where...
Thank you for the offer Sam , I'll give it a think and then PM you.
Sab x
Hi Siren,
Good luck in your dogging, single men outweigh couples by far, so I'm sure you'll be successful whatever happens. Welcome to the forum!
Good luck with your ad Mal! I'm sure you'll have lots to offer anyone who replies (unfortunately I didn't quite find out at the NW munch redface )
Sab
Why have the munch in Devon when you can have it in Dorset!! Dorset is far easier to get to , not to mention more central (although that defeats the object of a south WEST munch.... :undecided: ) Anyway, I'll repeat. Dorset is better.
I'll second the offer of any help in organisation.
Sab :rose:
I'd like to echo Bighardz and the rest ( how many weeks too late? :doh: redface :shock: ) It was lovely meeting everyone and putting names to faces, and as a relative newbie still everyone made me feel very welcome.
Thanks Steve kiss