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Sexlightened
No, it's not died!!...
Life's been a bit busy lately and I'm still waiting for some decent weather!! I'll have a look at the hotels in the area. Does anyone know whether it would be ok to post the hotels on here or should I send them via pm?
Sexlightened
I needed to turn the telly down to let me concentrate in this one! There are so many!..
Firstly, you're damn right about the personal space thing. But I don't mind suffering if I'm on public transport. That brings me to the 2nd hate.
People (mainly old women) who insist that their handbags need a seat on a crowded bus or train. Move, for gods sake!
Old people drivers who wanna go down a 40mph street at 25. Again... move!
People who get in my way when I'm shopping in a hurry (all of the time). Taking up an aisle, counting the pennies and vouchers and things, forgetting an item they have to go back for...
I've realised that mostly it's ineffiency that pisses me off. :dry:
Sexlightened
Could it be that you are confusing the difference between swinging and sex? I can see that maybe a woman would want to try a virgin for just sex. I tried one once, it was no good, like blue said he was very nervous, didn't know what was what or where or how :!: For swinging that would be a nightmare! To swing successfully you've got to know what pleases you and the other person/s as well as other things, and a virgin just wouldn't be able to.
Sexlightened
Yes, they taste nice enough when hot, not cold.
The milkshakes are ok, but I don't think they've got milk in em. Which is fine for being a vegan. If anyone has information to the contrary then Dont let me know rolleyes
Sexlightened
:welcome: Chet Kinsella,
To try and answer your questions, I've only been to a swinging club once, and it seems to me that anything goes within reason. As long as all parties are consenting, and no one gets offended or put upon, then you should be fine. I'm sure the regular party goers here will be more helpful.
Have fun in the forum.
Sexlightened
Quote by billybofh
besides what's wrong with a good old macdonalds now & then.. ? lol :lol: :lol:

The taste? :lol:
And the rest! Macdonalds isn't even food. Steak... yes! Cold minced crap.. no!
Sexlightened
I'm not well known on here for making people laugh, but I try and make everyone welcome at least. Clarensteve, I think you make great contributions and it's lovely to have you around here.
Sexlightened
When I was a meat eater I luuurved it!
Then I became a veggie, for a reason I cannot recall..
Now I'm vegan through a lactose intolerance!
I don't mind what people do or don't eat, i'm certainly not vegan for moral reasons. Put a steak in front of me and my mouth will water :!: ... (No RV! Be Strong...)
Sexlightened
Quote by Senninha
lol brilliant Mike! So many in there that are true. Can't say I remember a dog running into our school, but I winced in pain at the memory of standing on an upturned plug YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAWWWWWCH!!!!!

Upturned plugs are BAD, but my own "fave" is opening a door onto bare feet (i.e. foot goes under door, cracking toenails etc). Writing it now it sounds extraordinarily difficult to do, but I seem to do it quite frequently and it HURTS! Wherever you are in the country you can probably hear my yells.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
But I think the most painful domestic insident is to trap your finger behind a door. ie. the door hinge. Toe curling! :fuckinghell:
Sexlightened
Quote by roger743

Type B : Quite good!
You can easily attract the opposite sex, but you do
not easily fall into the loving trap.
Your humor makes them to want to get along with you.
He/She will be happy being with you!

I think this test is something less than 100% accurate, no? smile
Agreed!!! wink
Sexlightened
Hi Gav and Jess,
Welcome to forum! The only advice I can give is to be patient. rolleyes I hope you find what you're looking for. x
Sexlightened
Quote by Ice Pie
Can we have a bit of balance here please? How many women would agree to being licked through a piece of rubber, and how many would not be offended if he ran to the bathroom to spit you out?

It would be interesting to know the percentage of diseases caught from BJs as opposed to going down on a woman. Maybe I'm being arcaic in my thinking, but i'm sure it can't be compared. It is rare for a lesbian to catch aids, but it does happen. Whereas gay men have to be more careful. (Maybe I'm wrong.)
I think protected oral is a must. Loads of disease can be caught by doing bareback... Not so much for the recipient. There is a small chance of HIV, gonnorea (spell check me someone..), herpes, blah, blah, blah...
Sexlightened
I agree with DreamerHelen. I like them too. Especially if it's a flattering proposal. (Not that I get too many of those :shock: ) Like chatting in the cafe, as long as people aren't abusive and rude, it's just another way of conversation.
Sexlightened
Size 8/10 + tall = model like...
Size 8/10 + short = elfin, petite
Size 12/14 + tall = average to rounded
Size 12/14 + short = average to rounded
Size 16/18 + tall = statuesque
Size 16/18 + short = voluptuous
Size 20/22 + tall = statuesque to voluptuous
Size 20/22 + short = curvy and cuddly
Size can look different on different people, but all women are beautiful smile
Sexlightened
You're a selfish boss! You just wanna chill out yourself. Maybe you should think about your poor workers more before you take away their chores.
Get back to work!
lol
Sexlightened
Maybe that could work! A 'couples exchange' section in the photo ads!
Perhaps single gals could spread ourselves out more fairly, never going to the same couple more than once. Share and share alike wink
Sexlightened
redface Late to reply as usual...
Well done to Sappho and Sarge!!! :thrilled:
Sexlightened
I think that's terrible! I can't think what his ex has done to deserve that. Especially including her photograph. At first read it sounds kinda humourous, but then this is a real person he is publicly shaming, and I believe the reason his post is no longer there is that Ebay would have deleted it.
Sexlightened
I already have a beach in mind guys, thank you for your suggestions. I will let everyone interested know nearer the time. Or if you'd like to PM me, i can pm you the information I have so far!
Sexlightened
Vibes and blow up dolls can hardly be compared can they??
<RV shoves her brad pitt doll quickly under her bed>
Imagine riding one of those girls! lol
Sexlightened
Sounds great! Keep me informed of developments please. I would Lurve to come. Only... have no tent
don't know how to camp
dunno how to get to Wales lol
Sexlightened
If it rains, we get wet! But hopefully it wont rain. (Thanks Roger for bring the bad karma lol)
The beach I'm thinking for I doubt there'll be many gatecrashers. And just like if we were in any other place public place we'll ignore them.
There are a couple of hotels in that area. If anyone would like details of them then PM me nearer the time and I'll send them to you.
RV's still got a lot of work to do!
Sexlightened
I'm going to have a get together on one of the beaches on the South Coast. So we don't freeze our little socks off, this is going to be in late June / beginning of July. BBQ too (if thats legal) and a relatively secluded area of beach. Could interested parties please let me know. drinkies
Could the mods make this a sticky please?
cool
Sexlightened
Excellent idea Foxy :idea: You've given me an idea, I'm gonna switch to lets meet up...
Sexlightened
You may well be right Steve, but I'd try not to think about it too much if I were you. To me, you're just Steve_g, but because if the nature of what you do on this site I think it's natural that some SH folk may treat you differently. Don't be disheartened, I think you're a lovely bloke and it's certainly their loss! kiss
:rose:
Sexlightened
I would like to organise another munch here in the south. My concern is that I would have to hire out a hall, as there are no decent pubs where I am. If I did this would people be prepared to help me pay for it? Would interested people actually turn up (as I would be in the s--t if they didn't)? What went wrong last time, and how could we resolve the problems?
Please give me your views.
Sexlightened
Well now I'm being nosey.. I wasn't aware that he's been here before.. could someone fill me in?
Sexlightened
It's a shame it happens like that. I wasn't able to make it but did let the organiser know. The same thing happened with the sussex munch earlier this year. There was a lot of notice for this one and a LOT of people expressed interest, even so it's not totally surprising that organisers get let down. Why we be like the NW munch goers?!!!