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Robbie
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 46
Straight Female, 46

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Quote by xxdevil69
I'd have to have a full rundown of the diet first.. certain things make it taste ok.. others make it taste foul.. kinda like warm cockle flavoured milkshake!!! Unless its the female wanting to cum on my face.. in which case.. YES PLEASE!!!! lol

high protein, little spicy food, lots of fruit and veg, loads of water, exercise, no alcohol and definitely no smoking... even i quite like the taste of mine. an ex of mine used to demand it off me when i was at the height of my rugby career... must be all that vitamin E! rolleyes :lol:
Quote by xxdevil69
or that I'm not keen on cum on my large breasts.

s'ok... facial will do just fine.. wink
simple response - don't fall into the populus of 'stupid' britain who buy tabloids and/or the daily mail... you buy, they supply.
maybe the girls you're replying to are getting better offers or more imaginative and/or appropriate email responses??
ha ha... ouch. 'Cum shot' is so 1990's... rolleyes
who said swingers aren't elitist?? give them a break... or some friendly advice!
Alex/Landa: ignores these 're just jealous that, to you, heading south only means giving head... ;)
Quote by surreycouple2003
Of the superstar status i think Angelina Jolie and Carmen Electra

I think my ex G/F went out with a guy who dated Carmen Electra..... confused
and...??? for fucks sake you can't say that and give me not even the slightest glimmer of insight... lie to me i don't care... something to feed my imagination!! rolleyes
the image etched on my conciousness... :twisted:

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alas i have to block access to sites - and even as security manager i can't bend the rules for myself. rolleyes
I agree.. those lips... i think they'd look good whatever they were wrapped around.
Quote by Jules and Jeff
The other woman would be Maggie Thatcher. Simply because I'd like to do to the horrendous old bag what she did to Britain (and up the arse too).

bloody lefties and their unfeasible ideologies... rolleyes lol
Quote by xxdevil69
I definately agree with angelina joley.. she's rumoured to be very kinky!!!!!

more than just a rumour apparently... she requested a pole and a swing for her lair, god damn i reckon she is so dirty. How i'd like to fuck the attitude out of her!! :twisted: lol
Of the superstar status i think Angelina Jolie and Carmen Electra would be an excellent choice... i think they have a very good mix of naughtyness and attitude for a really dirty fucked up session. I can see AJ being the more dominant of the two. :twisted:
...very good. :shock: That is all i can manage to type right now. confused
easy... get a white stick and some big sun glasses.. pretend your blind. ;)
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will do... has my entry been included in the guess who's comp?? confused: redface biggrin
... Ibiza for the closing parties in a few hours... a week of partying, can't wait.. i deserve it!! biggrin
Quote by surreycouple2003
hmmmm....
Not sure about Veet - far too much opportunity for burning for my liking. :shock:
Would have pinged you as a Times Reader.....!!
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burn??!! shuuur up you big girls blouse!! :rolleyes:
I'm a typical times reader... opinion on everything and think i could run this country with my eyes closed. Seriously though, times, telegraph and the ft are only ones i read... my most hated is surprisingly the Daily Mail... i detest that above all tabloids. Its nothing more than a middle-class pandering hype rag.
She liked... biggrin
vix - she liked the background too, although i'm a 'bad boy' for watchign it without her. rolleyes :twisted:
Is it possible to attach an image or would i need to host the pic first... failing that pm me and i'll email ya - see if you think I'm a future David Bailey.
no tripod but it has got a timer... which i did use when i placed it on a shelf and the arm of the sofa. The camera is excellent, all singing and dancing, pic and video taking digi cam - i thinks its more a case of the ineptitude of the handler! When i put the timer on it wasn't too difficult getting in shot at normal zoom but when you zoom in for a close up shot it was seriously hard (pardon the pun) getting in shot - i ended up putting markers on the floor so that i would get back in the right position after each shot!!! Eventually i just took to standing and holding the camera out to the side and trying to keep veeeerrryyy still.
got there in the end though! rolleyes lol
Quote by Heather
It is one of those inevitabilities of life that every man with a digital camera will eventually photograph his own genitals...

ofcourse... its like setting up a dvd without reading the instructions. It would be rude not to, especially whilst everything is still pointing in the right direction. wink
... as naughty surprise at work (she has her own office). Started off being fun, naughty etc etc... 45 minutes later of struggling with a camera in one hand, balancing, , trying to hold still and look at the screen on the camera to check i was in shot, getting in front of the camera when the times went and it started to feel like a chore!! I took 38 pictures on our digi cam of which only 8 made the cut (so to speak)... so guys, is there a 'technique' to doing solo pics that comes with time or is it a true labour of love? confused:
Shave!!! sounds to risky to me... i always use veet... whack it on and sit in the bathroom with my times while it does its job!!
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I was seeing a trainee doctor for a while - she said it was due to a big build up and release of endomorphins into your system. She also used to have us munching on a supplement called 5-HTP for a week upto a session... that seemed to enhance it everything even more.
for the record 5-HTP is freely available in holland and barrats... but you shouldn't use it for more than weeks at a time unless you're depressed.
I actually do know what he's on about... not the whole planet thing.. but sometimes see funny colours and swirls in my vision and generally feel very very light yet my limbs are too heavy to move after i've cum, only if its been a very long drawn out session... lots of stopping and starting and teasing etc etc..
My first thought it 'what were you doing reading the sun in the first place??'... my second thought is along the same lines.
When i become leader of the (not so) free world i will ban tabloids and their irresponsible journalism.... I'll also round up all the Daily Mail staff, look them in camps, torture them, persecute their families leaving them with no option but to flee the country in fear of their lives - i wonder how unsympathetic they'd be about asylum seekers then??!!
knowing what i know now... i'd have probably go back and do more drugs at uni.
Quote by daniNmat
In my defence I do have our 2 kids to look after at the moment & it never seems quite right to drink on my own. That's a thought though...if the kids are here, I'm not alone!

problem solved.. all about thinking outside the 'box'. ;)