The Americans I've spoken to about Bush seem to think he just has a problem with the English language but behind all that he is not an idiot. Would they have us believe that he has lots of profound, philosophical or political thoughts, but is just unable to verbalise them!? I don't believe it for a second. From being fired from a company board for "not contributing anything at boardmeetings" to president of the USA using the Harvard Business School student method of analysis. Really, the Americans have a dumbass for president (again).
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I haven't had any messages from my Ad here, but I have had replies and meets from ads I've replied to (did that make sense? Hey its 2am!). Something else to remember is that every single fem posting an ad on here can expect several hundred replies. You really have to stand out in order to get a look in! Its the same on all swinger/sex sites. The single guys always vastly outnumber the single fems. Tells you a bit about human nature, doesn't it? 
Abi Titmouse? I don't know what all the fuss is about. She is nothing special at all! Just good at self-publicity. There are many more gorgeous and desirable women in my local pub (especially the bar maids - I like women who serve me).
Ok, ok, I'm being a miserable git today. I'm in pain, gimme a break!
Ok, ok, I'm being a miserable git today. I'm in pain, gimme a break!
I'm going to risk complete humiliation here but will edit this post when the correct answers are provided (haha).
4. What is an element, mixture and a compound?
An element is comprised of atoms all of the same type.
5. What gas is needed for combustion
Oxygen.
6. What products are made in the reaction of combustion?
Carbon Dioxide and, err, water?
7. What simple test could you do to prove mineral
water is not pure water?
Boil it away and check for residue.
8. WHAT THREE ELEMENTS MAKE UP ALL LIVING THINGS ON EARTH? (could be six)
Hydrogen, Carbon, Oxygen.
4. What is an element, mixture and a compound?
An element is comprised of atoms all of the same type.
5. What gas is needed for combustion
Oxygen.
6. What products are made in the reaction of combustion?
Carbon Dioxide and, err, water?
7. What simple test could you do to prove mineral
water is not pure water?
Boil it away and check for residue.
8. WHAT THREE ELEMENTS MAKE UP ALL LIVING THINGS ON EARTH? (could be six)
Hydrogen, Carbon, Oxygen.
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Can I just stress, YET AGAIN!, that if you see an ad which you believe to be fake, hit the 'report ad' button, rather than spouting off on here as if to say 'all ads are fake and the mods do fuck all about them' - because that's the impression I keep getting from these sort of posts.
Mal
Noooo Mal, tongue in cheek. Besides, I didn't see the fake button. If I'd known about it, I'd be pressing it all day ;)
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Oi.... how dare you take the piss out of my pics............ jeeez, there's no pleasing some people:rotflmao: :rotflmao: . I'm not actually 55, so you got it all wrong...... I'm 49!!!!
In your case it doesn't matter. You could be 127 with a picture like that and I would still give you a bloody good shagging. Such a nice view I'm going to cancel my holiday in the lake district
I didn't pick out a specific ad (that was you, not me!). But us guys are just as bad for sure. The number of fake dick pictures is at least equal, if not greater than, the number of fake ages 
In fact, fake anything has got imminent dissapointment written all over it. I do wonder sometimes WHY PEOPLE BOTHER!
In fact, fake anything has got imminent dissapointment written all over it. I do wonder sometimes WHY PEOPLE BOTHER!
I agree with goody. I think oral skills are more important than willy size. Having said that, just take a look at the number of ads in "women seeking men" that specify WE or VWE (ok, ok, a few fakes in there I'm sure). I guess whether you think its important or not really depends on what turns you on psychologically. I've heard women say a large dick is more satisfying and more masculine (+ve) or uncomfortable and awkward (-ve). I'm sure there is a happy medium
"I don't care whose it is, it's floating!". Peter Kay washing powder advert is pretty funny. I like the Barclays adverts with Donald Sutherland too (but I like him as an actor. Although I hate Barclays I think the adverts have some artistic merit!).
My most hated adverts are all the cheap ones for .com's on minor channels (mainly on the News and Documentary channels) or daytime T.V. (Ocean Finance: convert your unsecured loans into a giant secured one!)
My most hated adverts are all the cheap ones for .com's on minor channels (mainly on the News and Documentary channels) or daytime T.V. (Ocean Finance: convert your unsecured loans into a giant secured one!)
I have ejaculated without an orgasm before. It is probably the most unsatifying experience you can have. Actually, I have had sex (come to think of it, the last time I had sex about 1 week ago) for several hours and not had an orgasm or ejaculated. Far better experience than ejaculating without an orgasm, believe me
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Welcome roberto and thanks for posting something intelligent! and interesting.
The future of president of America will have a great relevance not just for this country but allso for the rest of the world, to ignore the presidential elections is very short sighted
Personally, I think that like Britain the US needs a change of leadership and within reason,, any change is better than no change!!
Once again Robertto welcome xxx
I don't know foxy, since looking at your avatar, my intelligence has dropped off some
