SiGo laughs manically to himself as he drinks himself silly here in SiGo towers
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Do you remember playing top trumps?If not then this will mean nothing to you and ultimately end in doom and a steady sink to the bottom.
Anyway I was thinking if you were a top trump card what would your stats be and what would be your "special ability"
You don't have to follow the outline of mine but here's mine to give you a start
Staying Power- 4 (I have my days)
Drinking Ability - 6 (on the wane)
Waistline - 7 (on the wane,I sense a pattern of degeneration)
Driving Ability - 9 (I feel that all mens will be of similar ilk)
Attraction Factor - 4 (the manchester city of looks)
bank balance - 1 (if my bank manager knew I had 1 he'd take it off me!)
Ability to put my foot in it - 10 (oh a top trump is born)
Whats yours read like-maybe I can make up some cards to while away the hours here at SiGo towers :violin:
Anyway I was thinking if you were a top trump card what would your stats be and what would be your "special ability"
You don't have to follow the outline of mine but here's mine to give you a start
Staying Power- 4 (I have my days)
Drinking Ability - 6 (on the wane)
Waistline - 7 (on the wane,I sense a pattern of degeneration)
Driving Ability - 9 (I feel that all mens will be of similar ilk)
Attraction Factor - 4 (the manchester city of looks)
bank balance - 1 (if my bank manager knew I had 1 he'd take it off me!)
Ability to put my foot in it - 10 (oh a top trump is born)
Whats yours read like-maybe I can make up some cards to while away the hours here at SiGo towers :violin:
It's been going on for agesmmmmmmm......I think you will find there are less women hung up on cock size as there is men on breast size.I wouldn't expect a lady to give me her statistics as I wouldn't expect her to ask for just have a tendancy to stretch the truth,don't you think women can see straight through those who do?
In a younger more virile heyday I passed out rather drunk on a friends was a Sunday night I had to work the next day in Blackpool- I was in Bolton.I woke up the alarm had not gone off that was left there so that I was supposed to get up in up I thought shit!Gotta up stairs dragged brush through hair splashed cold water across face fell over in pitch black
Got the train-an hour it Kept looking at me funny.I know I looked rough a probably stunk of beer still but I wasn't going to be late.I even stared back at one of the people as if to say fuck you.
Rushed to work only to be 10 minutes manager was beaming,I thought I should be late more told me to go and look in the mirror.
There I was with Black glasses nd ginger beard drawn on in permanent mates
Got the train-an hour it Kept looking at me funny.I know I looked rough a probably stunk of beer still but I wasn't going to be late.I even stared back at one of the people as if to say fuck you.
Rushed to work only to be 10 minutes manager was beaming,I thought I should be late more told me to go and look in the mirror.
There I was with Black glasses nd ginger beard drawn on in permanent mates
