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25 Mar 2004

Just looking back the other day I realised what a boring old git I have reason you ask?Well if you didn't you're still going to get it.I was just going through a list of places I have woken recollection of how I got there or anything.
HSBC Bank in Preston-after night out in Manchester
Manchester Airport-after night out in Bolton
Some girls wardrobes - after saying to mates that I was going for a quick pint 3 days was a favourite of mine because I got out and asked who she was and she in turn asked me who I was to which I answered "fuck this I'm going for a fish finger butty" and toddled off to her kitchen.
So where have you strangely woken up? I'm sure you can make me laugh, the nearest I get to this these days is to go downstairs and forget why I'm down there! confused

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25 Mar 2004

It's still there banghead

banghead

can I claim for damages?

25 Mar 2004

when you see pensioners with mobile phones who know how to use them better than you :shock:

25 Mar 2004

You've just put an image in my mind that I'm finding hard to remove :crazy:

25 Mar 2004

and I thought it was just me who got wound up over this :taz: here have a pint roger743 :cheers:
Every time i read an ad that says they have a big dick I get the distinct impression they haven't.I feel sorry for the ones who have and have the likes of me doubting them.
My feeling is about these sort of lies are they are just something you can't cover up (especially if you are sliding down a drainpipe naked,eh HarryO?) redface

redface

Lets look on the good side-we don't seem to get these types in here because they don't understand the pleasure chatting gives :thrilled:

25 Mar 2004

I've got to agree that it isn't just the men that do this - I do it myself though not out of a need to be top thing,after all its probably best to link your get a more discerning readership (mostly).I mean my ad isn't exactly piling them in, but I have had good feedback from it and I really don't care about the "massive cock good body come and worship" ads because I know my ad took a little more effort and that'll get the right results for me biggrin

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Love

kiss

25 Mar 2004

Really short and sweet this one-that's what I say to all the girls - but which famous people have you been mistaken/commented on your likeness 's mine:
Andy MacDonald (coronation street)
Crispian Mills (Kula Shaker,remember them-I didn't think so)
Beck
Shaggy *zoiks*
Boris Becker (eh!)
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Love and kisses XXXXX

24 Mar 2004

I didn't know where else to look :eeek:

24 Mar 2004

Is it me or is this thread turning into carry on Doctor.
Ding Dong wink

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24 Mar 2004

even a twiglet? :shock:

24 Mar 2004

Oh I come too cheaply ....or is that quickly I always get it mixed up redface

redface

24 Mar 2004

Can I bring my nibbles...... wink

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24 Mar 2004

I went to quite a good school but in truth I was bored by education by 14 so I spent most of my time with my mates in rooms that were never so often we would get raided but we moved on to another room-squatters you may were quite sedate by all standards we had kettles and drank tea and had starnge discussions.
The level of education I had was OK and i'm amazed i could be arsed to go to university as i am now i'd have left at 16.
My school provided me with nothing to prepare me for outside life except that I was an outsider and that in my eyes is a good didn't even give sex education - the nearest I got was Rebecca putting her hands down my trousers in French lessons (bite your lip and count to dix simon)
Though if I did go back I would change one thing - I would have spoke my mind to half the people who i really couldn't stand. mad

mad

24 Mar 2004

Not really a cocktail but my favourite drink has to be Leffe beer-you can get the sodding stuff everywhere and I used to think I was poash drinking you I was drinking it from a vase "a la potter"

24 Mar 2004

Now that would be telling....but i do have a price wink

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24 Mar 2004

Can I just say it amazes me how a thread named Glasnost can get so many replies
No.........ok then :cry:

24 Mar 2004

Unfortunately my dreams are random bizarre efforts as I outlined in a previous thread.I dread to think what they might be unfortunately they just wouldn't be sexually motivated they'd probably be something like Heather is trapped in a Jelly and Sarge is going to eat it and Mr Writer swoops down like Zorro with a big W on him and runs off with said Jelly......hang on maybe there is some sexual connotation there.
If I could control my dreams I'd have a very dirty one with some particular persons around here..... boink

boink

24 Mar 2004

Was that you I saw in the mantovanni mosh pit last year?
My favourite gig was going to see Bowie a few years ago - what a day telling Vernon Kay to get Suede do a great great outside in one of the biggest downpours I've ever been in and then the man himself I was only a little from the front. He was amazed that hardly anyone moved through the rain waiting for him to come out.
Plus this lovely girl who looked like a Velvet underground cast off insisted on groping my arse through the gig wink

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24 Mar 2004

45% but I feel guilty for shooting all those cats redface

redface

somebodys kids are going to be upset

24 Mar 2004

I do tip my hats to your work regarding these tossers-It seems every time i have a scan through the ads I come across at least 3 or 4 ads in the wrong place and occasionally some unsavoury must feel like King Canute sitting on the beach because they seem to be so abundant it amazes me.
What I never understand is why these people go to the trouble of doing this when it's never going to get any results confused

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23 Mar 2004

Worst job??? Mmmm let me think....changing just know there is more of that to come no matter how many times you do it. sad

sad

You know Herts Man i think I know what sort of job you do and it is THEM that are the asswipes mad

mad

23 Mar 2004

Now I know why you write in italics - trying to disguise your voice lol

lol

Keep us posted on updates,"posted" get it,oh forget it I'm wasted around here rolleyes

rolleyes

23 Mar 2004

Theres a moral to this story but as morals seem to be lost on me I can only assume it's never go to the gym confused

confused

23 Mar 2004

You know what would be great-if you unknowingly arrange a meet with the words of King Kev "I'd love it just love it" :shock:
Made me laugh though rotflmao

rotflmao

23 Mar 2004

Don't feel alone-once i spent three hours trying to install a friends digital camera onto my computer I went into the inner-most workings of the computer still no was until the ex came in and said don't you just flick this switch on the camera and it promptly installed she loved that,she would wouldn't she mad

mad

23 Mar 2004

Nurse,Nurse the screens please I seem to have some swelling wink

wink

23 Mar 2004

I would like to have been Serge Gainsbourg for a day-the man was so cool 8)
You'd have the sensation of been a remarkably ugly man but knowing you had bedded Brigitte Bardot and Jane Birkin plus winning the Eurovision (I know which I would rather have).Also the pleasure of turning around to Whitney Houston on prime time TV and saying "you do not have to translate for me .I said that I would like to fuck her."

23 Mar 2004

I had a dream where a character called bear from bear in the big blue house-if you have little children or a childish hubby you might know him,bumped into dave gilmour of Pink Floyd fame in a small record shop in were both looking for the same they agreed to do a joint gig at Knebworth and and did a 20 minute version of the bear cha cha cha-something he sings when he's in a really good mood confused

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What the hell was going on there :?:
I don't normally remember dreams is that a good thing-probably

22 Mar 2004

I got one to the wrong number once that went "if the swelling persists please consult your GP"
Now that was 4 years ago and theres hardly a day I don't agonise about the following;
What was swelling?
Why if swelling persisted would it be so serious?
Should I have got back to that person and told them I got the important medical advice instead?
What happened to the poor unfortunate that had the swelling are they 4 times their natural size waiting for advice still and have to live with cruel taunts from passers by or even dead because I didn't pass on this medical nugget of info?
I am a tortured soul,think next time you send a text :shock:

22 Mar 2004

cliques are everywhere-look around you,you'll always spot one of one type or another.
Also as somebody new to this site and postings I think some peple have hit the nail right on the (as there has been mammoth posts already) when I started I became a little disheartened almost instantly as it seemed that some people were looking constantly for ways to belittle or people, not many, appeared from a newcomers perspective to have a holier than thou attitude.I think this site needs to be careful that it dosen't start to appear as a private members club-because at first I felt that it was this you disagree or are a little annoyed by what I have said I am only simply saying it as I originally saw it from a newcomers perspective.