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SophieSweets
1 day ago
Bisexual Male, 44
0 miles · London
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Warming the Bed
Nice Tunes Kiss Me!
What do you think of the Site you're on (Beta)? Is it a free one?
I'm already on Soundclick and Myspace, but it can't hurt to be on a few more...
If y'can let me know what y'think of it?
Ta...
What do you think of the Site you're on (Beta)? Is it a free one?
I'm already on Soundclick and Myspace, but it can't hurt to be on a few more...
If y'can let me know what y'think of it?
Ta...
Warming the Bed
"Aries people are dynamic, quick, original, energetic, innovative leaders who are downright disgusting to be around. These are the first people bought joggers, and actually jogged in them. They are the people who read the text in sex manuals. And try to follow it by the numbers.
Aries are honest and direct, and quick to find a motel room when the boss's wife is horny. This is the guy who gets the woman into the bedroom with a promise of 10 inches and 3 times, and turns out to have 3 inches, but does it 10 times.
The Aries affair usually gets pretty kinky, because with that limber body and great stamina, they get bored with "the same old thing" every night. From woman-on-top to shetland-pony-on-top is not a long leap for an Aries"
Well... One part of that is right.. I Am disgusting to be Around...
Aries are honest and direct, and quick to find a motel room when the boss's wife is horny. This is the guy who gets the woman into the bedroom with a promise of 10 inches and 3 times, and turns out to have 3 inches, but does it 10 times.
The Aries affair usually gets pretty kinky, because with that limber body and great stamina, they get bored with "the same old thing" every night. From woman-on-top to shetland-pony-on-top is not a long leap for an Aries"
Well... One part of that is right.. I Am disgusting to be Around...
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Yep... Thare's a Name for it When Someone 'Sponsers' You to Have Sex...
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In My experience, If somebody REALLY REALLY Believes in their stars, they are also Much More likely to believe you when you say.. "Go On try this.. I Bet you'll enjoy it"
Oh Yeah.. and you can draw up fake astrological Charts for Manipulative purposes!
(I reckon I'm gonna announce this as a joke, before one of you regulars kicks my ass)
Oh Yeah.. and you can draw up fake astrological Charts for Manipulative purposes!
(I reckon I'm gonna announce this as a joke, before one of you regulars kicks my ass)
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Why not Start a Fight with a Random Stranger on the Street?
Perhaps after Leering Boorishly at his Female companion...
Maybe you should have a Manly Wrestle with a 'Mate' (Remember to repeat in your head 'This isn't Gay, This Isn't Gay even as your pressed together, panting into each other mouths)
You could try fixing a car by Wiggling wires and hitting things with a screwdriver. Or perhaps assembling something without looking at the instructions...
Remember Women to the Macho Type are a series of Holes. They are there to be inserted into.. If they make a noise, it is either a come on.. Or Women-Talk, which is best ignored...
Remember Feelings are for Girls.. And Gays...
I reckon that's enough Lessons for Now...
I'm off to start a fight with a stranger.
(Oh and MAcho Types, DO NOT listen to recent Music... If they haven't heard it in the pub, they are not interested)
Perhaps after Leering Boorishly at his Female companion...
Maybe you should have a Manly Wrestle with a 'Mate' (Remember to repeat in your head 'This isn't Gay, This Isn't Gay even as your pressed together, panting into each other mouths)
You could try fixing a car by Wiggling wires and hitting things with a screwdriver. Or perhaps assembling something without looking at the instructions...
Remember Women to the Macho Type are a series of Holes. They are there to be inserted into.. If they make a noise, it is either a come on.. Or Women-Talk, which is best ignored...
Remember Feelings are for Girls.. And Gays...
I reckon that's enough Lessons for Now...
I'm off to start a fight with a stranger.
(Oh and MAcho Types, DO NOT listen to recent Music... If they haven't heard it in the pub, they are not interested)
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I often Go Into MacDonalds and Ask if they Can recommend Somewhere I can Get Some FOOD...
Or go into the Nike Shop and ask if they've got anything without a lable on it...
But then again. I'm Easily Amused...
Or go into the Nike Shop and ask if they've got anything without a lable on it...
But then again. I'm Easily Amused...
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Official Thanks to WHoever Posted the Um Bongo Words... Now I can Infuriate EVERYONE in My house by singing it word Accurate... Hurrah...
Worst ads at the moment are all those annoying ones where they just drag some poor Footballer in for Absolutely no Reason.. Like the Asda one, or that Stupid Bank one where he scores the Winning Goal...
Yes I Know the World Cup is on... Is that going to make me switch Bank Accounts?
Worst ads at the moment are all those annoying ones where they just drag some poor Footballer in for Absolutely no Reason.. Like the Asda one, or that Stupid Bank one where he scores the Winning Goal...
Yes I Know the World Cup is on... Is that going to make me switch Bank Accounts?
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Reckon a Therapist is gonna one day be Grinning a bit too broadly, and taking a bit to long over a young lady and end up with one of those feet he loves so much crunching into his Mush...
Y'wanna watch yourself Chap.. I reckon you'll probably give yourself away and get one in the chops...
Y'wanna watch yourself Chap.. I reckon you'll probably give yourself away and get one in the chops...
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Oooh... Best Job...
Hey I'll forgeo the obvious Perving Ones...
(Natalie Portmans Shower Head etc...)
Gotta be a Paid Musician.. That's Got Good Hours... as Much Pervery as you could want and for some reason you still get more respect than all Scientists, Politicians and Activists put together.. No Matter How Smart you're Not...
Hey I'll forgeo the obvious Perving Ones...
(Natalie Portmans Shower Head etc...)
Gotta be a Paid Musician.. That's Got Good Hours... as Much Pervery as you could want and for some reason you still get more respect than all Scientists, Politicians and Activists put together.. No Matter How Smart you're Not...
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Hey Electronica is for the Sub 30's..
And I'm Captain Electronica!
(Even do me own Music... Like everybody these days)
Oh Yeah and I'm Planning to Overthrow every Government on the Planet and install a Robotic system like in those Terminator Flicks...
Is that Radical?
And I'm Captain Electronica!
(Even do me own Music... Like everybody these days)
Oh Yeah and I'm Planning to Overthrow every Government on the Planet and install a Robotic system like in those Terminator Flicks...
Is that Radical?
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Drain the Glass...
Wipe your Mouth with your arm like a Barbarian...
Pitch the Glass over your Left Shoulder...
Order another Glass and Growl:
"Make Sure It's Full this Time!"
Wipe your Mouth with your arm like a Barbarian...
Pitch the Glass over your Left Shoulder...
Order another Glass and Growl:
"Make Sure It's Full this Time!"
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Ah the Mysteries of the Future...
"I see that You'll have to face A Decision Sometime in the Near... Or Distant, Future... The answer to that Will Be.. Yes.. Or No... Or perhaps Maybe... You will meet somebody who will influence you greatly.. Or not at All... And you will have luck in your Love Life... Or maybe not... Cross my Palm with Silver and I'll tell you More!"
Oh I Love Charlatons!
" I Can see that you are a very sensitive creative person who has a deep spiritual side and is looking for more outlets for your creativity"
Oh very Perceptive... It applies to anyone who visits these Chaps...
"I see that You'll have to face A Decision Sometime in the Near... Or Distant, Future... The answer to that Will Be.. Yes.. Or No... Or perhaps Maybe... You will meet somebody who will influence you greatly.. Or not at All... And you will have luck in your Love Life... Or maybe not... Cross my Palm with Silver and I'll tell you More!"
Oh I Love Charlatons!
" I Can see that you are a very sensitive creative person who has a deep spiritual side and is looking for more outlets for your creativity"
Oh very Perceptive... It applies to anyone who visits these Chaps...
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As my Dear Ol' Mama Used to Say to Me...
If you're going somewhere Wet.. Wear a Raincoat!
Until you know someone real well... Best to go in Wrapped.. For Everybodies sake...
(I Actually know at least one Girl and One Guy who've arranged this kinda stuff in order to keep their Partners.. Both have now split leaving 2 kids with Broken Homes)
If you're going somewhere Wet.. Wear a Raincoat!
Until you know someone real well... Best to go in Wrapped.. For Everybodies sake...
(I Actually know at least one Girl and One Guy who've arranged this kinda stuff in order to keep their Partners.. Both have now split leaving 2 kids with Broken Homes)
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How do You 'Do'' a Hotel Anyway...?
That's a lot Kinkier than I'd go for...
"Oh Baby Baby You love it in the reception..."
Just a Thought....
That's a lot Kinkier than I'd go for...
"Oh Baby Baby You love it in the reception..."
Just a Thought....
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Hello to New Folks from a New Folk!
And Hey.. Theres Nothing wrong with a Good Lurk... But it's always nice to skimp out of the Shadows Now anad again.. Before going Back
*Slinks off into a shadowy corner and Vanishes like the Predator*
And Hey.. Theres Nothing wrong with a Good Lurk... But it's always nice to skimp out of the Shadows Now anad again.. Before going Back
*Slinks off into a shadowy corner and Vanishes like the Predator*
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*Chuckles*
You wanna Watch out for Sun Burn...
She's a Hot One that one...
She can be a bit distant...
God.. Now My head is just full of crappy Sun-Puns...
Argghhh
I'll just Stop.
You wanna Watch out for Sun Burn...
She's a Hot One that one...
She can be a bit distant...
God.. Now My head is just full of crappy Sun-Puns...
Argghhh
I'll just Stop.
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*Chuckles*
Stay Back.. Stay Back... *Fighting off the Hoardes*
He has retreated in Good Grace and Admitted his Error...
Hey You know what Hugh... That just Might Work...
Good Luck Mate!
Stay Back.. Stay Back... *Fighting off the Hoardes*
He has retreated in Good Grace and Admitted his Error...
Hey You know what Hugh... That just Might Work...
Good Luck Mate!
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Hey Chap...
Just to Warn you.. You're Posting in the Wrong Place and will probably be torn to Pieces...
Or maybe not... Maybe You'll have a full room!
Ah I'm New Here...
*Mutters and walks away*
Just to Warn you.. You're Posting in the Wrong Place and will probably be torn to Pieces...
Or maybe not... Maybe You'll have a full room!
Ah I'm New Here...
*Mutters and walks away*
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*Chuckles*
I'd be London/Male/Ermmmm?
And I Think I'd be sharing my name with a lot of people on here....
I'd be London/Male/Ermmmm?
And I Think I'd be sharing my name with a lot of people on here....
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Yep.. In the 'lets meet up' Section.. Most people don't put what they want in the tag line do they?
I Wonder how many of 'em get what they Want?
I Wonder how many of 'em get what they Want?
