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Tantastic
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 44

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number 2 looks like an attractive proposition, but it wont be long before she's nagging at you to clean the place up whilst lounging around in her pyjamas watching friends..... poke
Ironically I work in the books industry and the only time I ever really get to read is on the clart....
Bill Bryson all the way though biggrin
slip it in during your next canine mission and proclaim you have a 'really swollen finger due to hitting it with a hammer whilst putting some shelves up
NB: You may have to put up some shelves to pull this plan off.
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Yep, fancied a posh wank this morning, but couldn't find where I had put my socks.

The sock gnomes frown on that sort of behaviour. I'd blame them.
Im a definite if there are any places left biggrin
Is it going to be at Peover as only skimmed over the previous posts?
Anyone who see's me going for the green from the tee on the 18th.......stop me, as I got banned from the clubhouse last time lol
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. Hacienda as a block of flats, and selling the glazed bricks off for a tenner a go. Disgraceful.

I guess hacienda that, then?
lol :lol:
I had to read that a couple of times.....
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This image has to be prettynear the top of the list right now
Cleaners who lock people in buildings mad
Sympathy shags
Children who sneeze on you and make you ill
Paperwork
Working 6days a week
Greggs the bakers
Children who want to talk about Jedi Knights instead of doing their work
Majollica potery ware
Formula one racing
The amount of money footballers get
David Dickenson
How many am I allowed again? Sod it, can I put everything in and have to reason why things have to be let out of room 101? lol
:twisted:

How dare you!
Greggs the bakers is amazing :x
This is another forum I use, but due to the link below, I think very carefully about the contents of my posts. Also the nature of the boards means that any miscreants will be absolutely torn apart. Its a bit of a police state, but thus, the quality of posting is outstanding.
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I'm not sure that new members are posting just to get themselves known in order to attend munches. Call my a cynical old bat, but I think it's just because they enjoy seeing themselves in print so to speak confused

I think this is also known as 'he/she who shouts loudest' syndrome. Something to do with people gaining/maintaining social status by drowning out everyone else
*digs out psychology for dummies*
So does that let me off the hook for being an old bat then? :grin: wink
T-J
Ill let you know when I've reached that chapter!
:small-print:
Quote by RedHot
I'm not sure that new members are posting just to get themselves known in order to attend munches. Call my a cynical old bat, but I think it's just because they enjoy seeing themselves in print so to speak confused

I think this is also known as 'he/she who shouts loudest' syndrome. Something to do with people gaining/maintaining social status by drowning out everyone else
*digs out psychology for dummies*
I'm a regular on a hardcore board (music wink ) and we have found the same problems recently. I hope Im not one of the 'noobs' this sort of criticism is aimed at, as in that case my points will become completely invalid, but anyway...
The problem is that a large majority of peple using the internet, in my opinion, use it because they lack social skills. I do not mean that because they are locked in their homes in front of a screen 24/7, but a lot of people I have met in real life tend to have no clue as to the groundrules of common social interaction.
Its a common saying for people to explain away an individuals behaviour as it 'only being the internet' but I regard how an individual handles themselves on an internet forum as a pretty accurate indicator as to their 'real life' personality traits.
I dont think I've explained anything very well there, but I do know where your coming from as board apathy can be a frustrating experience! lol
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well I live in Liverpool and I'm sure that's not listed on their lol.
Since moving to Liverpool about four years ago I'm used to lots of track suits and baseball hats though hehe.
Although my old home town of Southport is listed though redface

I really like Southport, I can think of a lot worse places
*koff*Kirkby*Koff*
Aye, it was a sad day when the hardcore police pulled me in and made me trade in my horn and white gloves for a walking stick and driving gloves sad
The law is well and truly an ass, especially when it comes to the CSA and mothers rights etc..
Ultimately its the child that suffers at the end of the day
Pop music, especially 'R n B' and all this namby pamby pseudo punk guff
The sanctuary was in Kilton Keynes, its just been raised to make way for the new MK Dons stadium. Its where all the big Helter Skelter / Slammin Vinyl events were. All todays big events are now moving into clubs as todays generation dont want to get their trendy clothes soiled in scummy warehouses...
*its not like the old days grumble*
lol
I dont think it will be a problem finding anywhere, it just depends on how much people want to pay...you can usually get good society deals with breakfast, a round, and presentation meal for around £30
Or we can pay a tenner to hack round a turd infested municiple lol
Originally from Ellesmere Port on the Wirral, now living in Ormskirk, Lancs by way of Stoke, St Louis, Helsinki and Liverpool
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Probably because wanky manc council thought it would be too much fun...same reason they closed down Bowlerssad

Bowlers....?? confused :? :?:
Its a huge leisure centre in Manchester, used to hold raves there until manc coucil took away its licence mad
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Bloody hell, I'd forgotten Bowlers...
Cheers
CotN

Aye, and they've even knocked the Sanctuary down now, worlds gone mad I tell you confused
Probably because wanky manc council thought it would be too much fun...same reason they closed down Bowlerssad
I'd def be interested in this
I have a Daily Telegraph Open Fairways card that allows 2 4 1 etc... at hundreds of courses, including some great ones in the NW like Portal/Carden Park.. available for use biggrin

If so what does it say and is it true?
Ormskirk isn't on there, but Skelmersdale down the road is....If anyone has had the misfortune to ever go there it seems to have got off very lightly lol
"The rotting tomato of the world that is Skem, most notably its ridiculously overchavved shopping centre.
Ah, Skem. How beautiful you look, your concrete attachments like an extra foot attached to the head of a rat. How delicate and sublime is your shopping centre. But wait: there's something on your previously unblemished face:
The Chav, like a great scar, has always inhabited Skem. From its birth (if it may be born: I think a method of creation reminiscent of Mary Shelley springs to mind) it has had the disease of Chavness, compared to other towns who have only just been infected by sleeping around. It is a mini Liverpool. A bit further inland maybe, and no Mersey to go and drown yourself in a drunken and drugged stupor."
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my local (in t' north) put spam fritters back on the menu recently, i tried one and realised why they took them off in the first place.

My local does oustanding spam fritters absolutely swimming in gravy, and it does a wet dream of a chips, cheese and gravy.
Im not a big fan of chip shop pies, though I do regard myself as a connoisseur in the pie area so I am fussy. At the moment i'm mostly feelin the love for Greggs roast chick and steakbakes.
I think it has to be Moore, had a bit more charisma than Connery
Though I really should have voted Connery, he used to deliver my Gran's milk when he was a nipper, so he's basically family smile
Bah its sold out sad
SE One is an amazing venue, been to many a rave there. Used to be better when it was called the Drome and it was smellier and dirtier lol
Enjoy people biggrin
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good point da69ve
and who wants to know about school kids having sex anyway?

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The younger ones in the chatroom get cute and ask how old do you want me to be? As if wink

Aaaah, hours of wind up fun
"I want you to be 89 years old and incontinent"
not that I've got hours to spare due to my life being so hectic
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