Quote by da69ve
Personally i think it's all bollocks!......The Tabloids are scraping the barrel now!
at what he said
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Quote by foxylady 123foxylady123 what they take off their age they tend to add elsewhere in inches :lol:
Steph
The Cynical
Adding inches is pointless cos they will insist on showing a picture or a cam first.
And the younger ones tend to add years raather than subtract them, dont you agree?
Innit, but the Tweenies boxer shorts usually give the game away
...on here and/or other swinging based message boards in order to trick/dupe etc.. people into meet ups etc.....I notice a lot of cynicism in the meet up section and its well and truly warrented in nearly all cases!
Having not been on boards like this one before I was just wondering the most extreme/stupid/ridiculous lengths that people here had witnessed others going to in order to meet someone?
Having not been on boards like this one before I was just wondering the most extreme/stupid/ridiculous lengths that people here had witnessed others going to in order to meet someone?
A pregnant girl is walking down the street when her waters suddenly break. She starts panicking and pulls out her mobile to ring her mum. "Ma Ma, my waters have broke, what should I do?"
"Where are you ringing from?" Her mum replied trying to stay calm.
"From ma minge to ma ankles" came the reply
gah thats bad
Two irish blokes are walking through a forest looking for work when they see a notice saying 'Tree Fellers wanted'. One turns to the other and says, Yer know paddy, its too bad theres only two of us"
what do you call a scouser with white hair?
Cumhead
*gets coat*
"Where are you ringing from?" Her mum replied trying to stay calm.
"From ma minge to ma ankles" came the reply
gah thats bad
Two irish blokes are walking through a forest looking for work when they see a notice saying 'Tree Fellers wanted'. One turns to the other and says, Yer know paddy, its too bad theres only two of us"
what do you call a scouser with white hair?
Cumhead
*gets coat*
Quote by bluexxx
Just watching F1 on ITV at the mo..
Yeah... ITV tossers - 4 laps to go, best scrap of the season, between Alonso and Schumacher and what do the wankers do? Put the bloody adverts on.... and the programme comes back on about 30 seconds before the end.... how fucking annoying is that - three laps of a scrap missed
:roll: :roll: . And they wonder why not as many people watch now :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:What got me the most was how James Allen managed to comment on what a great battle 'we have witnessed' without the smallest hint of irony (though granted he may not of been aware of the ad break). That must have been one of the most exciting races of the last few years and they go and do that :taz:
God I seem to be grumbling a hell of a lot today
