Hi guys,
Sorry to be out of it for so long... sudden new job, no internet access, will be back on line fully, soon I hope.
Hope you have a good ride out on Sunday. Sorry I can't make it. I know a good pub just outside of Guildford with a large beer garden if you are passing that way.
Maybe next time.....
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I like to just get out into the countryside...find somewhere quiet and get down with it.. 
Find somewhere first, then place an ad for exactly what you want, men, women, couples, watching, playing, whatever....but don't put the location in the ad...
Sorry may not be the best advice, not really something I do alot of..
Find somewhere first, then place an ad for exactly what you want, men, women, couples, watching, playing, whatever....but don't put the location in the ad...
Sorry may not be the best advice, not really something I do alot of..
I sometimes laugh....if it's been really good for both it's such a good feeling you can't help but smile.
It's not just men.... I was with a girl once and when she got turned on she would really giggle....this I found a little strange.... but she would laugh like Muttley when she came!!! Maybe we should put her and Kat together?
It's not just men.... I was with a girl once and when she got turned on she would really giggle....this I found a little strange.... but she would laugh like Muttley when she came!!! Maybe we should put her and Kat together?
Go to your local off licence, Tesco's or Sainsbury's. Stoli raspberry is a quality drink - great for cocktails or with a mixer like cranberry and a sqeeze of fresh lime. Absolute have recently released a raspberry flavoured vodka too but personally I don't rate it.
If you like flavoured vodka and don't mind spending a little more, look out for Grey Goose, or the new Belvedere macerations.
There is a good off licence on Crompton Street, Soho, London that sells these products. Also know of one in Nottingham. Most large stores should sell at least the Stoli.
If you like flavoured vodka and don't mind spending a little more, look out for Grey Goose, or the new Belvedere macerations.
There is a good off licence on Crompton Street, Soho, London that sells these products. Also know of one in Nottingham. Most large stores should sell at least the Stoli.
I kind of understand what you mean. I've had one email back sending me to another site. I ignored it. Others have come back with either sorry no thanks and a few where I have spoke more to people. I haven't replied to that many adverts. Unless I specifically meet the needs of the advertiser I don't believe in wasting their or my time.
There are plenty of real people out there, but remember there are always more men than women....and the women here aren't just here to meet all the random men just for sex (shame).
There are plenty of real people out there, but remember there are always more men than women....and the women here aren't just here to meet all the random men just for sex (shame).
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Anyone done it, or even liked if arrrrrrrrrr :shock:
Not done it yet, me and the ex will at some point. Still building to full anal. But I imagine it's got to be good. My ex went crazy the other day when we met for 'ex-sex' and I put a finger up her ass whilst f*cking her.
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And why does my missus have to spend a bloody
fortune at these places?
She says she also gets a good chin wag and i nice drink!!!!!!!!!!
I spend just as much as a woman on my hair..can't believe I'm telling you this. It's a good way to spend 2 and a half hours. You have to look your best. Don't you?
Hi guys,
I know I have said I'm single before...but not for this one........
This is my first post in the LMU section, had a few in the cafe...crazy bunch in there. Just been chatting to my ex. We split up about a month ago. We had always spoke about having a 3some but never did. Turns out that she is up for it now more than ever having snogged a lesbian at the weekend (only for fun).
She is however a little unsure about what kind of woman she'll go for, as she is a size 6/8 and has very small tits, she kind of wants someone similar because she doesn't want to feel inadequate. So really for the first time we are thinking size 12, C cup, age 30 max. Sorry to cut out so many people but it's not up to me this time.
As it would be here first time with a woman, you'll need to be patient and understanding, and more importantly enjoy a bottle of wine or two.
I guess I should mention it incase the tittle doesn't give it away, but guys not this time, sorry.
***just had another phone conversation, she doesn't want the wine, champagne and strawberries. That's my fault, got her a taste for DP 95 champagne***
Look forward to your replies
I know I have said I'm single before...but not for this one........
This is my first post in the LMU section, had a few in the cafe...crazy bunch in there. Just been chatting to my ex. We split up about a month ago. We had always spoke about having a 3some but never did. Turns out that she is up for it now more than ever having snogged a lesbian at the weekend (only for fun).
She is however a little unsure about what kind of woman she'll go for, as she is a size 6/8 and has very small tits, she kind of wants someone similar because she doesn't want to feel inadequate. So really for the first time we are thinking size 12, C cup, age 30 max. Sorry to cut out so many people but it's not up to me this time.
As it would be here first time with a woman, you'll need to be patient and understanding, and more importantly enjoy a bottle of wine or two.
I guess I should mention it incase the tittle doesn't give it away, but guys not this time, sorry.
***just had another phone conversation, she doesn't want the wine, champagne and strawberries. That's my fault, got her a taste for DP 95 champagne***
Look forward to your replies
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I have seen her quite a bit. Most of the time with these clips it seems fake. Looks like they are just pushing out water.
You've gone and ruined that little fantasy for me now... just pushing out water!
Still impresses me...I think. Bet she could get a bar job in Bangkok....
To reply with the same answer to a similar question posted yesterday....
We found this on a skiing trip to Andorra earlier in the year. Even the girls in the group had to watch it more than once.
The girl you are talking about is Cytherea. Go to and you can watch a free 40sec video of her. It is very very impressive!
Worth checking out if you didn't yesterday!
We found this on a skiing trip to Andorra earlier in the year. Even the girls in the group had to watch it more than once.
The girl you are talking about is Cytherea. Go to and you can watch a free 40sec video of her. It is very very impressive!
Worth checking out if you didn't yesterday!
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As a ( wannabe ) biker I think of myself as 'in a minority', so I do what I can to help bikers ( even moving to the side to help a bike overtake me is a help ) - but in this instance I saw three ladies - no man - in apparant need of help. And my first instinct was to help if I could to get them on their way - if it was anything mechanical, I would probably have to pass. If there was a man, I probably would have driven past with out it pricking my conscience later. Despite what one of the girls said at the time, I am no angel.
I'm biker and I'll always stop to help another biker. Goes a bit further with us bikers, we respect each other on the road and can happily chat at petrol stations to see if everything is ok..
Where I used to live, there was a blind man. He had to cross one road by my house to get to the local shop. I would always go out or stop, walk back with him and wait to help him across the road.
I don't expect people to help me as good karma, would be nice if everyone helped everyone....shocked that nobody would help onlyme1981! But you always get a warm feeling when helping someone.
Bit like blood doning in away. You help someone live, you may need it yourself oneday.
:dunno:
:lol:Why get up from your seat on a train...those new virgin trains have plenty of room..
I've had oral sex on the back seat of an open top double decker tour bus. That was funny, the girl on the mic at the front kept looking at me as if to ask, 'is your girlfriend ok?' I think some office workers saw too.. 
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I've had oral sex on the back seat of an open top double decker tour bus. That was funny, the girl on the mic at the front kept looking at me as if to ask, 'is your girlfriend ok?' I think some office workers saw too..
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I'm sure you're more than able to take matters into your own hands in such a situation???
Not really............... not without barking orders at them, which ruins the moment really. Come on, surely it isn't difficult for guys to orgainse themselves, and some can very well, but others are hopeless........................ not that I know of course, it's just what I've heard on the grapevine
:wink: :wink:But of course, I'm sure you hear all sorts on here.
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you need one of the machines from the deli counter and you could then just call out a number when you want the next one
Not a bad idea, I mean you wouldn't believe the inability of some guys to organise themselves in situations like this - when people say that some folks couldn't even organise a piss up in a brewery they really are not joking. :shock:
I'm sure you're more than able to take matters into your own hands in such a situation???
