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23 Mar 2005

Man understands left to mean left
Woman considers left to be the other left, otherwise known as right!!!!!!!!
Not my views of course.... :twisted:

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23 Mar 2005

Heat doesn't make me horny.
However, women do and when the weather is hot you can generally see more of them.
Yum! :P

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22 Mar 2005

I can't imagine, and I am only going on the avatar photo, that you would attract much attention of a negative kind.

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21 Mar 2005

But Trisha makes her cash by showing the world other peoples misery.
No wonder she believes in being happy, the cow is laughing all the way to the bank! :twisted:

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21 Mar 2005

This isn't my thread at all, sorry Mr Darcy!
I do have a similar one somewhere though, honest...

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21 Mar 2005

If I had known what my little thread would give birth to! wink

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21 Mar 2005

That was just incredible, I really hope it was true.
Dial is common in the U.S. which makes it even more credible, I think!

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21 Mar 2005

Stuff morality, you have to be kdding!
And my ex? Which one? Come on, you don't know me and you make an arse comment like that. Dear me. You try to give someone something positive rather than destructive and you get this rubbish. Hah, I wish I was bitter and twisted, moaning about my misfortunes would get me, oh, well, fuck all.
Best to sort your life out than hold on to something crap.
Revenge is for losers, though I heard that urban myth about the crab/shellfish in the curtain rail/under the floor boards, inside the sofa and thought it was funny every time - I hope to god no one ever does it to me!
But then being up here on my moral high-horse there isn't much room for anyone else so I would never cheat, right?

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21 Mar 2005

Get over it.
Revenge is for losers, getting on with your life and making yourself happy is what people with brains do.
It sounds like a shit situation, but life is full of them, it's how we deal with crap not how we take out our frutrations, that defines us best.
I hope you feel better about it soon.

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20 Mar 2005

Have been away for a while but having returned to this lovely country I find Fever splashed across the front cover of (I think) the Sunday Mirror, or is that the News of the World or other such rag.
I suppose all publicity is good publicity, but I expect we will find a fair few new posters on the site soon. Hmmm, it worked with me I suppose! lol

Anyway, did I miss much, there seem to be a lot of new people around?

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7 Jan 2005

Last night I was plastered and wrote some really lame replies to messages. Nothing rude or outrageous - I think..... redface

However, I wondered what is the most outrageous thing anyone here posted up while they were drunk? lol

How bad was it, how many people saw it before you edited it off?
Did it have a good effect in the end (every cloud, silver lining?)
Adam

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7 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Im happy to use the internal measure as it probably will give the best results!! And thje bigger the job the bigger the challenge!!!

Great, I will be first in the .
whatever
fancy meeting up so I can see if that bum of yours reall y is as great as it looks?
drunk but serious.
adam

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7 Jan 2005

lucyuktv
Hmmmmmm. if I weren't straight and you werent' a bloek.
hang on that wouldn't work
If you were a girl, like, naturally, hmmm
NICE ASS.
PLEASE FORGive my drunkeness.
STi;; a nice ass, suddenly questioning myself, and what makes a nice ass???? redface

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7 Jan 2005

am v fuckin drunk yhis evening but am very grateful especially to MISSCHIEF WHO I think gave a really good reply to my question.
it is a and rightly so, even for the more liberal of us, which is why I intenfd to be very careful with role playing this subject - if at all.
eeeeugh.
alcohol is great, but the pits
adam
barf eeeugh

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6 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
I must say im very dissapointed with all you men out there!!! Up to now i ve only had one volunteer to be measured up
Havnt any of you got any respect for science and the progression of knowledge ??

Im down your way in a week or so.....get your tape measure handy wink

,an warm your hands up first redface

My tape measure is in my handbag and ready to go. My hands are as warm as whatever ive been warming them one!!
Surely your internal tape measure is best! A good length always shows in the widening of eyes! :wink:
If we go for that method I will be at the front of the que
Adam

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6 Jan 2005

Hereâ€™s one, how common are fantasies amongst women?
It seems a bit strong to me, and just putting this post up makes me afraid of being judged.
So am I being a bit feeble is it actually more common that I think?
Adam

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6 Jan 2005

Great tits Vix, even a bottom lover like me can appreciate those!
Adam

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6 Jan 2005

Quote by honeyriderx
Oh you guys are sweet.
But in for quite a disappointment should we ever meet without the correct lighting and soft focus

Listen to not a single word of anything Libra says here - she is lovely in the avatar and a LOT lovlier in the flesh!!
Adam wink

I'll second that :rascal: passionkiss

:twisted: :wink:
Honey has taste, oh for a taste of honey! :P :wink:
Adam

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6 Jan 2005

I really don't think size matters too much - though I would hate to only have 6 inches!
I think, from reports I have had, that how fit a guy is, is far more important. I suppose having a big fat mamba of a cock will make up for being a fat lardy layabout but being average and able to keep going for a long time will be better for most girls - from what they tell me.
Still it's horses for courses itsn't it.
As girl I once lived reported on a conversation she had with another girlfriend.
'Oh, no, I don't need a big fat cock, maybe that's because I don't have a bucket for a fanny' Cue embarrassed looks all round - except from her, she displayed a rather smug grin! (she is a plastic surgeon and had seen her share of buckets!)
Adam

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6 Jan 2005

I don't even know what pre-cum is - anyone like to describe it.
On the subject of circumcision....
I was done when I was 15 and it was purely because the helemt was too small for the head, so to speak. The skin would not pull back, but the doctor considered it dangerous to try as if we got it over it might trap the blood and not go back.
No, it's true.
And yes, I was a late starter! In fact the female doctor who did the op was the first woman I ever pulled my shorts down for - I told her this of course, sounds like a wank fantasy but she did give me a wicked little smile as she, ahem, took me in hand (for an examination - not at all a turn on!)
So there you have it, sometime you do have to have it cut before you get to it.
Oh, and I didn't actually get out of the starting blocks till I was 16, but I have been making up for it in the 16 years since!
Adam

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6 Jan 2005

Oh, to the lovely lady who sent me the 'alert!' pm.
If I ever do get in close proximity with that lovely bottom of yours, I promise I will be extra good to it - and the rest of you!
Adam

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6 Jan 2005

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redface

I'll get you for that Libra!
It was my message to someone who once came 3rd in Miss Sweden actually!
I have removed it - obviously. Somebody else of a kinder disposition sent me a pm.
Thank god it didn't have the lady's name on it!
Still love ya! lol

Adam

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6 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Oh you guys are sweet.
But in for quite a disappointment should we ever meet without the correct lighting and soft focus

Listen to not a single word of anything Libra says here - she is lovely in the avatar and a LOT lovlier in the flesh!!
Adam wink

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6 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Hi Silk
we have to say that is a seriously nice bum. :lol:
Much nicer than Big G's. Sorry G
Love
Jackie and Ben
xxxxxxxxx

Well Jackie, it there were a trophie for best bottoms, yours would have 'repeat winner' on the dedication plaque.
S xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Christ on a bike, I just looked at Jackie and Ben's photo ad - it made me want to up-sticks and move down to Medway just to go clubbing with them.
That is one fine body Jackie, and if those avatar shots are all you I think you may have won the best bum award with that one! Absolutely first rate.
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Adam - bum lover

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5 Jan 2005

I am not really qualified to judge the male arse but the lady's bum is lloking very fine.
:P :P :P :P :P :P
Adam, The (female) ass master

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4 Jan 2005

Quote by Marya
Adam - where's your bum pic, please? Just want to see if it's as nice as the rest!

Ah, a lady with taste! lol

See my pm for details of getting a look at my bum, your looks great.
Adam - The ass master :P :P :P

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4 Jan 2005

Jimmy Carr is the funniest comedian I have ever seen.
lol

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Yes, that funny
Adam

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3 Jan 2005

Jeeves was correct. Well done. biggrin

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3 Jan 2005

No surprise there Vicky's arse is as prime as a filet steak - and twice as tasty I'll warrant! lol

Adam - the self appointed ass master!

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3 Jan 2005

Problem is it's hard to tell who's collecting sometimes.
I had requests for more pictures from someone claiming a set I sent them didn't work. That was after claiming that I had forgot to attach them - a quick look in my sent box proved that was bollox but you know, maybe they don't know how to open jpegs right?
Yeah right?????
Terribly confusing
Adam

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