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adam__ciara
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 41

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I had a blow out on my bike (rear tyre) tonight at about about 90mph in the rain. Quite exhilerating.
Shat my pants more like! lol :lol:
Adam
I love them - especially in Vegas.
I wouldn't want one next to my house though - Oh the temptation! lol
I don't know if my relationship is open or not.
My partner encourages me to have sex with other women, and likes to hear everything about it. She is bi and enjoys threesomes but will not join in with another couple or have anything to do with another man.
Sometimes she will put limits on what I can do with another woman. She may tell me I can't do anal or that I can't kiss the other woman - that's her keeping control and I respect that.
But whatever happens she likes to hear everything, no secrets, and she goes out of her way to prove that she is best whenever I have been with someone else - something I am glad to say she is very good at.
I trust her implicitly and she trusts me to keep faith to her and the limits she sets.
So I wouldn't call that open. Am I nuts?
All sounds a bit sad, if someone wanted to know if another was genuine or not they could ask them surely.
I'm genuine and if anyone wants references I will gladly put them in touch but honestly, certification seems no guarantee of QUALITY lol :lol: :lol:
And who is really qualified to judge style?
One man's top blow job is another hellish experience - we must all have worked that out by now, right? dunno
What is all this certification business?
You know, when people put things like
"Officially certified by John in Worcester"
What's he checking air worthyness, a doing an MOT? confused
Quote by Debbiewebs
I have ran out of idears of some thing funny

I THOUGHT THAT WAS QUITE FUNNY :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
OK, I have stumped someone in a PM about this - I know the answer so let's see who else understands satisfaction!
Which famous character regularly says things like
"One always tries to give complete satisfaction." ????
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First correct answer gets a spanking with the instrument of their choice :P :P :P
Quote by Mizz-Amerika
Leesh, yeah I know, tastes differ...But if you ask me what I think about Li'l Britain...Well, better don't. But then again, it's prolly just me, I ain't British, y'know. And I don't dig British humor.
As for being an undertaker, I'm not, but can be when pissed off.

Well I am British and I can't stand Little Britain. V Poor. Maybe I'm a bit to straight for it??????? confused
Quote by Angel Chat
Well as I'm feeling ultra sorry for myself today I thought I'd change my avatar in another blatant "look at me" attempt ;)

Angel chat is doing well too
What a bottom-fest this is turning in to! :P :P :P :P
Adam
just thought i'd add mine to the list lol
a very worthy effort here from leesh - I really think more should follow her fine example!
Adam - the self appointed ass master! rolleyes :lol: :twisted:
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<<<<<<<<Not the best ass pic but trust me , its a belter, does it for me every n me also think redbirds is pure quality biggrin

I can't help thinking Dino is a bit biased - though red does appear at this distance to be a top contender. perhaps a more detailed pic can be disseminated?
Adam - quickly becoming the ass master! :twisted:
A new contender for best bum has come to my attention. :shock:
Vicky_UK has a most gratifying avatar - presumably it's her bum so I suppose I should say a most gratifying bum!
Very special. :P :P :P
Adam
Button Fly Boxers only.
Calvin Klein only.
Sorry to be so rigid about it, but you always look great in CKs - especially when rigid!
lol
Adam
The lady deserves it - and I always like to make a lady's day wink
You are a lucky chap.
Quote by honeyriderx
Please see ad 198509 or 198507.
There is a picture of my bum there and I can't decide which I have or what it says about me. (remember - judge on the picture, not the ad!)
Adam

Your bum gets my vote hun :grin:
OOhh and mine :twisted:
Should we share him hun? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I was hoping you girls would say that! :P
Ohh now theres a thought :twisted: Is there enough to go round though? wink :twisted:
Well I will dedicate myself to trying!!!!! :P :wink:
Quote by Libra-Love
Please see ad 198509 or 198507.
There is a picture of my bum there and I can't decide which I have or what it says about me. (remember - judge on the picture, not the ad!)
Adam

Your bum gets my vote hun :grin:
OOhh and mine :twisted:
Should we share him hun? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I was hoping you girls would say that! :P
Lil Miss 2hot2handle has an awesome looking avatar pic.
A real treat for bum lovers!
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Didn't want to start a new thread on this but I jsut had my first SH arranged meet and it was awesome. Had great fun and pushed a few of my boundries too.
This place is great. biggrin
Please see ad 198509 or 198507.
There is a picture of my bum there and I can't decide which I have or what it says about me. (remember - judge on the picture, not the ad!)
Adam
I remeber reading something Kathy Lloyd wrote about chocolate spread
'Never put it on a woman's more personal parts' The reason she gave is that it makes it look like a woman has had an accident!
I am not so certain, but I have followed her advice as she has more experience than me and have stuck to nipples and tummys ever since.
Champagne on the other hand is great on any part of the body!
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Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
That tonuge is weird. But dont guys think that a nice tight bum and a washboard belly are always best?

I think using the word 'belly' doesn't work with the term 'washboard' surely bellies are big overhanging items and never washboard!
However I agree with miz naughty especially on girls a six pack is awesome! If you have ever had an athlete for a girlfriend you will know why!
I think going round the London Eye is the best idea.
1. You will be in a confined space together - which is always sexy.
2. You will have things to talk about as it goes around - if someone can't talk about London in that thing they probably can't talk - then it's up to you if you want mute (or a muppet)
3. Because there are likely to be other people in the carriage you will either build up some sexual tension or, if not, you will be in perfect safety.
4. By the time the thing has gone all the way round you should have a pretty good idea if you like/want them or not.
If not, you won't have wasted much time and you can hop over to my place instead! lol
Well done Misschief - just right for the exhibitionist in me.
Who knows of any really cool lifts, are there any glass ones like that going up outside any buildings we know of - this idea is really taking off in my mind now!
enough with the poo and tongue thing though eh - though my god it does look abnormally large - even if it's the largest thing this chap has to offer I bet there are plenty of girls gagging for him anyway!
What on earth was the point of the turd shot?
Also, a public apology to Clare, sorry.I do know how annoying this sort of thing can be.
Adam
But where are the lift suggestions?
Claire_Lincs mentioned that one of her sexual fantasies was sex in a lift.
I too have thought about this many times and have the lifts of the Sanderson Hotel, Berners Street, London marked out for the occasion. The entire walls and ceiling are 3D holograms of the universe - just f-ing amazing!
Who knows of any better lifts, this has to be my top fantasy getting in to a lift with a total stranger and and getting it on with her - fully on!
I used to have a better fantasy than that but it came true!
Lets find some top lifts and get on up! lol
I had a girlfriend who once touched up Kylie's bum - she was a graphic artist on a woman's mag.
Actually it was a bit disappointing to find that Kylies bum needed touching up like that :cry:
Any way Feebee has a very nice bottom, lucky Laird!
Who around here has the best bum
Lets have nominations for women and men with the reason why - just wanting to get a meet with a person is not a good enough reason (although I will initially nominate foxylady 123 and probably for just that reason!)
Bums are just the best thing, a good one is soft and round with immaculate smooth skin.
But that's just my (straight) view what does everyone else think
Adam
I was lucky enough to meet a Canadian porn star socially while I was in Vegas. She was there shooting a movie and was out and about on her time off.
She didn't admit it at first and I wasn't sure if I should believe her but then we went for it on the top floor of the Luxor hotel - looking down over the balcony in to the pyramid - she was very hot and I was convinced!
I looked her up on the net when I got back to the UK and found some great memory inducing pics!
Unfortunately her site seems to have closed.
Still we'll always have Vegas and she'll always be my favourite.