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Over 90 days ago
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Sexlightened
I've just had a fantastic end to the a party last night and one of the guys turned up with his totally gorgeous a dickhead he then proceeded to get completely pissed while she had a good time dancing and chatting with all and sundry.I should point out that everyone at the party works together or was a partner of one of was trying to pull the belle of the ball,it was just good high spirited knobhead takes exception to his lady having a good time and proceeds to have a tear up with her,at which point he is told rather firmly to fuck off girl stays at the party because her best friend is also there and comes over and starts chatting to yours truly at the consoling her on the behaviour of her knobby boyfriend we have a few dances and a general good upcome of all this is that she ends up in the same car as me for a lift home and gets out when we arrive at my you can guess the just went home about 20 minutes boyfriend is toast and i may be in the shit at work tomorrow with i'm his boss and our boss doesn't take kindly to abusive a great night and she made an older man very happy. 
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Saw SAHB many many years ago-truly and get a copy of "Next" and do yourself a ,intelligent and in places (gangbang)downright filthy.
Saw Big Country too at the start of their career and they were pretty damn fine too,but they seemed to lose it along the way. :cry:
Nazareth supporting Deep Purple way back in,oh my god just how old am i,were mighty good also. :D
Del Amitri,excellently miserable stuff,love it.
Frankie Miller,ok not a band but a rocking good blues been telling me for years he's dead and then he would pop up i now believe this is true,but not too clear this up for me?
Deacon Blue,any band named after a Steely Dan song can't be all bad
Simple minds,good but patchy
Any way these are just my opinions for what they are worth(not a lot).
Next time someone tells you that they love Braveheart,and you can tell that they think it's historically accurate,just roll your eyes and mutter to just can't convince most of them that Sir William Wallace wasn't a woad coated semi barbarian.
Oh yeah for those that don't know. SAHB were the "Sensational Alex Harvey Band".
The last of the teenage idols is still sorely missed :cry:
Saw Big Country too at the start of their career and they were pretty damn fine too,but they seemed to lose it along the way. :cry:
Nazareth supporting Deep Purple way back in,oh my god just how old am i,were mighty good also. :D
Del Amitri,excellently miserable stuff,love it.
Frankie Miller,ok not a band but a rocking good blues been telling me for years he's dead and then he would pop up i now believe this is true,but not too clear this up for me?
Deacon Blue,any band named after a Steely Dan song can't be all bad
Simple minds,good but patchy
Any way these are just my opinions for what they are worth(not a lot).
Next time someone tells you that they love Braveheart,and you can tell that they think it's historically accurate,just roll your eyes and mutter to just can't convince most of them that Sir William Wallace wasn't a woad coated semi barbarian.
Oh yeah for those that don't know. SAHB were the "Sensational Alex Harvey Band".
The last of the teenage idols is still sorely missed :cry:
Sexlightened
You're absolutely right folks.A lot of dogging has been ruined for the decent people by the few idiots who post location names,times,car reg etc in a public doesn't take much for the law or media to pick these up and get down to mention the boy racers,chavs and stoners who will inevitably turn up. 
Sexlightened
Is it just me, or does anyone else think that Prince Harry,that cretinous little prick who thinks he can do whatever he wants,should do something useful and kill himself? :x :x :x :x
P.S. Please don't anyone give me the"Well he's only young" bullshit 's well documented that he is a self centered,arrogant little wanker.
:x :x :x :x P.S. Please don't anyone give me the"Well he's only young" bullshit 's well documented that he is a self centered,arrogant little wanker.
Sexlightened
Je t'aime is/was Serge Gainsbourgh and Jane was she who did the moaning and in fact is English and was a bit of a naughty girl in her day.!1969 i you said the original Tainted Love i assume you didn't mean by Soft Cell as this is a I'M SO BLOODY ANAL!!!!This has got to end. :shock:
Sexlightened
I realise that people don't really know me,so that's why i suggested someone meeting up for a drink and at least then they will be able to suss me out i should for being offended,well i don't feel too well at the moment and am a bit of a grumpy git,so you'll have to bear with me on this until i feel a bit better.I'm not taking it out on anyone just trying not to post too much and rest :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Sexlightened
Not been feeling too clever lately,plus i thought that i'd give it a little while to see how the responses for freckleds' suggestion that i may be a reporter,well...................Firstly i wouldn't organise a gig where people will meet me,recognise me and then kick my head in next time they see me for putting them in the ,well nothing actually,just that if anyone wants to meet me purely socially for a drink before we go any further with this then that's fine by i still feel lousy!Yuk!I see we have different ideas about some things like disco etc so i await further suggestions with anticipation(I told you not to use long 'll get sussed).Anyway i'll come back to this when i feel a bit better. Al
Sexlightened
You all got it wrong again He's a 25 year old black tomcat and that's quite,no very old for a cat,i guess that's why he said p*s*y and not f*n*y or some other lovely description for a are not renowned for their eloquence and charm and this tom is a normal horny cat,if a little on the geriatric side :D :D
Still Messin Around
He's a 25 year old black tomcat and that's quite,no very old for a cat,i guess that's why he said p*s*y and not f*n*y or some other lovely description for a are not renowned for their eloquence and charm and this tom is a normal horny cat,if a little on the geriatric side :D :D Still Messin Around
Sexlightened
Oh my god!!!!!Now i know where i've been going wrong. :shock: I've been trying to be decent and respectful to anyone i get in touch with and using grammatically correct english.I now realise that all i have to do is be a legend in my own lunchtime and then i'll score,no the use of textspeak and crap spelling and i'll be well on my way :D :D
This guy has to be a wind up, ,please tell me he is.I'm laughing my butt off at this. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Now listening to-----------------Messing Around-a selection of fine funky latin grooves from the Jazz Cafe.
:D :D This guy has to be a wind up, ,please tell me he is.I'm laughing my butt off at this. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Now listening to-----------------Messing Around-a selection of fine funky latin grooves from the Jazz Cafe.
Sexlightened
Could you have a hobbit?Well i guess you could but i'm not quite sure where you would get one try ebay i suppose.I would imagine that having a hobbit would be very handy for doing the housework since they can get into all those low and difficult to reach spots. 
Wouldn't let your hobbit do the cooking though since the cooker may be a bit high without the aid of an orange crate to stand on.I would imagine they take quite a bit of looking after though,certainly more than a goldfish.
Nice pun on the Kirsty McColl tune though :D :D
Yup you got it --------------------Miles is still smiling :D
I think i may be using "though" too often though
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Wouldn't let your hobbit do the cooking though since the cooker may be a bit high without the aid of an orange crate to stand on.I would imagine they take quite a bit of looking after though,certainly more than a goldfish.Nice pun on the Kirsty McColl tune though
:D :D Yup you got it --------------------Miles is still smiling :D
I think i may be using "though" too often though
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When i saw this thread is titled "Your records".I thought "Great a post about music"Boy was i wrong :shock: Ah well there you have been a very picky man/woman if it took you that long since i can tell that you're a man of some considerable charm and sophistication :P :P :P
Strange how it's always guys who put these things up,not the girls(if i may use that word).Then we moan about ladies/couples ignoring surprising is it?
Miles still smiles
Strange how it's always guys who put these things up,not the girls(if i may use that word).Then we moan about ladies/couples ignoring surprising is it?
Miles still smiles
Sexlightened
Bugger Someone got to tell you it is Christopher Walken before i could and show what an anal retentive i from FLC is cool ,but that probably has to do with him being stoned 24/7.I have all their albums and love them. A word of warning 't go and see them 're absolute shite!!!!!!!! :x I did and left after half an sound i've ever heard.I think it has something to do with them having no bass player so they ramp everything up through the mixing someone disagrees with me and says that they're brill live,i spoke to 3 other people who had seen them over the years and they all agreed with god i've gone off on one again 
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Currently listening to ---------------Miles jazzamungous :D
Someone got to tell you it is Christopher Walken before i could and show what an anal retentive i from FLC is cool ,but that probably has to do with him being stoned 24/7.I have all their albums and love them. A word of warning 't go and see them 're absolute shite!!!!!!!! :x I did and left after half an sound i've ever heard.I think it has something to do with them having no bass player so they ramp everything up through the mixing someone disagrees with me and says that they're brill live,i spoke to 3 other people who had seen them over the years and they all agreed with god i've gone off on one again ops: :oops: Currently listening to ---------------Miles jazzamungous :D
Sexlightened
Libra eating pussy!!!! :P :D :D Just the very thought of it gets me all flustered.I think i better go and have a VERY COLD SHOWER I don't know about you being a domestic goddess,how about settling for the goddess that you truly are :D :D :D
Currently listening to-------------------Not telling coz it's my guilty secret :wink:
:D :D Just the very thought of it gets me all flustered.I think i better go and have a VERY COLD SHOWER I don't know about you being a domestic goddess,how about settling for the goddess that you truly are :D :D :D Currently listening to-------------------Not telling coz it's my guilty secret :wink:
Sexlightened
I'm lucky in that although i have seen the police come in,out and around carparks i've never been asked what i'm i ever do get asked what i'm doing though ,i'll just panic and talk gibberish i really wanted to say is that i've just seen Wreks avatar and-----------------Ooooooer missus i've come over all funny and need to go and have a lie i haven't seen anyone that delicious since,oooooh i last saw Libras picture.
Still noodled out
Still noodled out
Sexlightened
Going out clean,well groomed and smart counts for a lot in all walks of life not just dogging,as i'm sure you all guys spend more time in the bathroom than women when they go out at the weekends,but don't seem to bother for the rest of the week(i'm not talking about us hygiene conscious SH members here but the general public). If you have no pride in your own appearance or general cleanliness and demeanour then how can you expect anyone else to?I see guys about every week who look like they could do with a good steamcleaning followed by a week in a rose let's face it, shape up or ship out.
Not listening to anything Shorter has twisted my noodle for the rest of the day.
Not listening to anything Shorter has twisted my noodle for the rest of the day.
Sexlightened
The late great Bill Hicks said on this subject."Ladies if if guys could suck their own dicks,you'd be sitting on your own, in an empty theatre,watching an empty stage," Don't agree with that sentiment myself but it's kinda sooner have it done for me,but that's just floats your boat.
Currently listening Shorter----The all seeing eye.I'm sure there must be a tune or melody in here some where,i just can't seem to find it. :? :? :? :?
Currently listening Shorter----The all seeing eye.I'm sure there must be a tune or melody in here some where,i just can't seem to find it.
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My god there are so many nice bums on here that i'm really confused,just spinning round and round going "heeeeeeeeellllllllpppppppppp".However i haven't seen Libras bum,but if it compares to the rest of her then it must be very scrummy.
Currently listening to Herbie Hancocks' Man-child album.A great slice of it a go and reflect on where Jamiroquai stole(sorry,borrowed) a lot of his ideas from.
Currently listening to Herbie Hancocks' Man-child album.A great slice of it a go and reflect on where Jamiroquai stole(sorry,borrowed) a lot of his ideas from.
Sexlightened
My brother works a hell of a lot with the Commandos down in i've met loads of them and bloody nice chaps they are a lot more dangerous than any in that threatened by chavs carpark situation.
Currently listening to "Blue 70s" on the Blue Note label and jolly good sunday morning music it is too.
Currently listening to "Blue 70s" on the Blue Note label and jolly good sunday morning music it is too.
Sexlightened
Point(s) taken.I have been about quite a bit but just not to the same places as other me i don't want to moralise about anyone,since i have things in my past that i'm not proud people want to sell sex,or whatever then that's up to them.I take your point about guys now going to look for the ad now that i've drawn attention to only intention was to perhaps stop people getting into what i regard as a potentially lethal that's just my opinion,and others are entitled to theirs'.I hope we can leave it here now since i don't want to get into a slagging match with anyone and hope that there are no hard feelings,everyone is fully entitled to their own
