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altarica
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 66
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Sexlightened
Andyjohnny,
Thanks for your reply and i most certainly take on board all that you are saying and agree with functions is not a problem as it's what i used to do for a this one has it's own unique potential for disaster and therefore that's why i'm glad i have you guys on board(hopefully).I have sent a PM to Steve the moderator asking for his seems to have lots of experience at this and i could surely use some advice.I'm in total agreement with the camera thing and perhaps all moblles should be checked in at the beginning of the by others is a damn good idea.I will attempt to contact other organisers and get their input.I'm spending too much time on this computer and will come back to this later in the to do something else for a and good luck
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Thanks for your reply and i most certainly take on board all that you are saying and agree with functions is not a problem as it's what i used to do for a this one has it's own unique potential for disaster and therefore that's why i'm glad i have you guys on board(hopefully).I have sent a PM to Steve the moderator asking for his seems to have lots of experience at this and i could surely use some advice.I'm in total agreement with the camera thing and perhaps all moblles should be checked in at the beginning of the by others is a damn good idea.I will attempt to contact other organisers and get their input.I'm spending too much time on this computer and will come back to this later in the to do something else for a and good luck
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God this is funny!!!!!!Here's one a mate in the navy told me for the guys,though i suppose it would work for the ladies i you lie on your side on your arm for a couple of hours and then have a wank with said arm that is now well and truly asleep it feels like someone else is doing it.I believe this is an urban(or naval) when i wake up with a dead arm(no,not literally stupid!)then i can't do a thing with would you want to wait two hours to have a wank?Plus what makes you not want to know that you're the one doing it?Made me chuckle 's a true one you want to make ice in your freezer fairky quickly,well quicker than normal at any rate,then use boiling reason being that the boiling water drops its temperature at a quicker rate than cold water and continues to do so all the way to isn't that interesting and educational and i hope that you will all watch my new series on prime time telly."Bollocks that you never knew you needed to know."Halle berry has been phoning me for weeks begging to be my i don't know though,think she just wants to become famous. 
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Once walked past Leslie Nielsen in the lounge of the hotel i worked in ,in was on his way to having a press conference to promote "The naked gun".It was a little while that make me famous?
I'd love to give you a good fuck,but only if you say "pretty please"and get down and............god no i can't put that!!!!!
A chicken feather may be considered kinky, but using the whole chicken,now that's perverted. :D :D
I'd love to give you a good fuck,but only if you say "pretty please"and get down and............god no i can't put that!!!!!
A chicken feather may be considered kinky, but using the whole chicken,now that's perverted.
:D :D Sexlightened
well speaking personally i've always found that both have their uses depending on the example you're out on an armed blag and plod nicks you the day after,well you'll definitely need your the other hand though,you're accosted by a bunch of chavs in a carpark late at night then boxers are excellent in that us eboth well and wisely. my brief my boxer
my brief my boxer Sexlightened
Wow Fabio and Kylie.A musclebound hunky male model and an Australian pop princess together at last and they want people to join them(well ladies anyway).Just goes to show that the rich and famous have needs too.
Sorry guys, i'm taking the piss but it was too good to resist and hope you're not offended. :D :D :D :D :D
Sorry guys, i'm taking the piss but it was too good to resist and hope you're not offended.
:D :D :D :D :D Sexlightened
As was said about Nixon i believe."Never in the history of the world has there been a man so in need of a good blowjob."Wow what a load of controversy over a bj! :shock:
To add my tuppence worth.I love to eat pussy,no retract that.I FUCKING LOVE TO EAT PUSSY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!Sometimes i'm happy to eat a pussy till it can't be eaten anymore and maybe get nothing in times though i just want to have my cock sucked by an expert and that's all i times i want to eat a pussy,get blown,fuck my brains out,eat some more pussy,get blown,fuck,ad 's all down to the individual and if smashem has never had a quality,enthusiastic bj then my heart goes out to him and i hope he gets one soon.
As to the rest I think some of us guys should hire a mini-bus or a coach and maybe do the grand blowjob tour of maybe i can start my own tour company up,though i will need to test all the ladies at all the stops along the way personally. ( I trust this will be taken in the humorous vein in which it is intended and i don't get slagged off for it.)
To those of you slagging each other stop it.
One more thing you've had that first mindblowing(pun intended)bj then you will find out that they are very best bj i ever had was by............."Stop it Al and behave yourself."Truth is a great blowjob is a great blowjob and should be savoured and remain a happy memory,possibly to be repeated.
I'm rambling a bit here but having enjoy folks :P :P :P
To add my tuppence worth.I love to eat pussy,no retract that.I FUCKING LOVE TO EAT PUSSY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!Sometimes i'm happy to eat a pussy till it can't be eaten anymore and maybe get nothing in times though i just want to have my cock sucked by an expert and that's all i times i want to eat a pussy,get blown,fuck my brains out,eat some more pussy,get blown,fuck,ad 's all down to the individual and if smashem has never had a quality,enthusiastic bj then my heart goes out to him and i hope he gets one soon.
As to the rest I think some of us guys should hire a mini-bus or a coach and maybe do the grand blowjob tour of maybe i can start my own tour company up,though i will need to test all the ladies at all the stops along the way personally. ( I trust this will be taken in the humorous vein in which it is intended and i don't get slagged off for it.)
To those of you slagging each other stop it.
One more thing you've had that first mindblowing(pun intended)bj then you will find out that they are very best bj i ever had was by............."Stop it Al and behave yourself."Truth is a great blowjob is a great blowjob and should be savoured and remain a happy memory,possibly to be repeated.
I'm rambling a bit here but having enjoy folks :P :P :P
Sexlightened
Many many thanks to Katien_n_John and to Andyjohnny for your input.I'm going to look at other munch threads and try to get in touch with those organising them to get some 's a few thoughts that i have had in the meantime though.
Obviously we need to have the munch in a public place to make everyone feel secure and public i mean a private function room at a venue of our don't want to draw attention to ourselves.I feel that it must be made clear to people that this is a social function for people to get to meet up with likemimded souls and not a potential no sex will be tolerated in or on the grounds of the premises of the munch,including the garden(if they have one)or the carpark.I want to choose a place that is of at least a fairly high quality, that we all like and can use you meet someone that you want to fuck so badly then piss off and do it somewhere reason i mention this is that a couple of years ago some idiot in the New forest area calling himself Newforestman posted an open and very explicit post on the net for a meetup in a pub which was splashed all over the front page of the do not need adverse publicity.
Now we're probably looking(hopefully)at people coming from a fairly wide area,so i think that i/we should at least give out some recommendations of where to stay if people will be staying overnight.I don't really drink so i have no objection to ferrying a few people about.
enough folks agree to come then i will get a disco sorted as i think it's a fairly good seeing me strut my funky stuff is always good for a laugh.I used to Dj myself a few years ago and may even do a short set of quality funk tracks guaranteed to make the dead dance{plus it boosts my ego and the dj normally gets laid :P ).As to food.I feel that a buffet would be the way to people really want to fork out(pun intended) for a sit down will of course be a charge for all this and i would want payment up front to show good faith,plus i don't really want to end up out of there is any money left at the end then it will be donated to a good cause.I'm not doing this to make a profit.
Now to the sticky there is plenty of interest then who do we allow to come?Sounds a bit draconian,but what i mean is that we don't, for example, want 2 couples, 1 single lady and 50-60 single males all looking for a with loads of single guys it would either end up like a spotters convention.E.g."Well i remember when i did so and so at so and so."Or as a pissing contest."My cocks bigger and harder than yours and i can fuck 27 women for 3 days solid without losing my erection."An exaggeration, but you get my there is always the potential for violence in a situation like that,particularly where alcohol is involved.
So i would guess that the more couples the better and of course as many single ladies as would like to to single guys,well they are welcome of course, but there will have to be a limit.
I really would like to do this and make it an enjoyable evening for all the would help everyone to get to know different people who have the same interests.
So those are some ideas of mine and any others are more than for taking the time to read to hear from you all :D :D :D :D
Obviously we need to have the munch in a public place to make everyone feel secure and public i mean a private function room at a venue of our don't want to draw attention to ourselves.I feel that it must be made clear to people that this is a social function for people to get to meet up with likemimded souls and not a potential no sex will be tolerated in or on the grounds of the premises of the munch,including the garden(if they have one)or the carpark.I want to choose a place that is of at least a fairly high quality, that we all like and can use you meet someone that you want to fuck so badly then piss off and do it somewhere reason i mention this is that a couple of years ago some idiot in the New forest area calling himself Newforestman posted an open and very explicit post on the net for a meetup in a pub which was splashed all over the front page of the do not need adverse publicity.
Now we're probably looking(hopefully)at people coming from a fairly wide area,so i think that i/we should at least give out some recommendations of where to stay if people will be staying overnight.I don't really drink so i have no objection to ferrying a few people about.
enough folks agree to come then i will get a disco sorted as i think it's a fairly good seeing me strut my funky stuff is always good for a laugh.I used to Dj myself a few years ago and may even do a short set of quality funk tracks guaranteed to make the dead dance{plus it boosts my ego and the dj normally gets laid :P ).As to food.I feel that a buffet would be the way to people really want to fork out(pun intended) for a sit down will of course be a charge for all this and i would want payment up front to show good faith,plus i don't really want to end up out of there is any money left at the end then it will be donated to a good cause.I'm not doing this to make a profit.
Now to the sticky there is plenty of interest then who do we allow to come?Sounds a bit draconian,but what i mean is that we don't, for example, want 2 couples, 1 single lady and 50-60 single males all looking for a with loads of single guys it would either end up like a spotters convention.E.g."Well i remember when i did so and so at so and so."Or as a pissing contest."My cocks bigger and harder than yours and i can fuck 27 women for 3 days solid without losing my erection."An exaggeration, but you get my there is always the potential for violence in a situation like that,particularly where alcohol is involved.
So i would guess that the more couples the better and of course as many single ladies as would like to to single guys,well they are welcome of course, but there will have to be a limit.
I really would like to do this and make it an enjoyable evening for all the would help everyone to get to know different people who have the same interests.
So those are some ideas of mine and any others are more than for taking the time to read to hear from you all
:D :D :D :D Sexlightened
Thanks to everyone who has added to this thread in a constructive way.I just want to point out that in no way was i condoning the guys wife(thats why i used idiots,plural in my original posting).In these days of people dying from disasters and famine all around the world it's just so fucking sad that people who should know better want to play russian roulette with 3 or more lives.P.S. I know i made a spelling error on my sig and am off to correct proof read every time. 
: I'm pretty new on here,is it always like this?(sighs)Depresses me a bit. GROW UP!!!!! Sexlightened
Can't believe that a guy has posted an ad in the couples seeking men section looking for guys to fuck his 15 week pregnant wife and cum in !!!!She may be pregnant and though that obviously means she can't get that way at the moment,it won't stop her from getting STDs or these idiots want to fuck themselves up that's fine but they also have their unborn child to think about.I have nothing at all against fucking pregnant FOR CHRISTS SAKES USE PROTECTION!!!!!!Feet are for dancing,heads for thinking,not the other way to bang on at the start of what hopefully will be a great year for everyone,but these idiots depress me. :x :x
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Cheers Katien and well taken,it was an enquiry more than anything but i would be willing to try and sort one out if enough people show interest.I was in catering at a very high level for many years in management.5 star hotels and the like(bragging again).So i have some idea of the probs 're absolutely right about talking to others first.I'm looking at the idea of a meeting of likeminded folks for a social 't need any idiots trying to shag on the premises of wherever i hold it(if i do).Obviously weeding out the morons from the genuine people would be 's see how this thread develops and then i'll take another long look at it.
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"Here my dear"-Marvin Gaye is my favourite album to make the beast with two backs thing with CDs is you don't have to get up to turn the buggers over(bit of a mood killer).As for "Meddle"-Echoes is my favourite Floyd back memories of a beautiful Devon sunset and my best mate and myself quoting the lyrics to each other. "Overhead the albatross" all warm and fuzzy.
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Will anyone be out celebrating bringing in the new yoear with a bang(pun intended) in the above area tonight or tomorrow 's hope so coz some of have better ways of celebrating than by drinking till we throw course if you like drinking till you throw up then that's fine too.
Sexlightened
Nice to see that i'm not the only obsessive on on to take issue with the Fender opinion i agree they are in general pretty tinny,the greatest guitarist who ever lived or will ever live,SRV played a strat and made it sound like god was playing Stevie still miss you every day of every !!Gone and got all emotional now :cry: 
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