60 questions
Here is the chart so that you can see how you are rated:
100 or less You need to lighten up and live a little!
101 to 200 You have an average sex life in need of kink.
201 to 300 You have sweet hints of a kinky nature.
301 to 400 You are definitely a kinky player.
401 to 500 You are a major league kinkster!
501 to 600 Wow! You're too kinky for most!!!
601 or more SUPER FREAK ALERT! You da BOMB!
The maximum score for this test is 700
sorry about problem with the poll, can mod fix this stupid poll
ive got iQ of 120,
age - read my profile?
whats the largest sex age gap, u have have had or having presently.
A regular male fantasy is to fuck a twins. But has anybody ever managed it?
Would be good to have some details
leading on from the mother & daughther fantasy
1 .why in "the games" they play hope and glory for the english national athem, while in interntional football & rugby - god save the queen is sung?
2. I have been told that "God Save the Queen " is the Great britian national athem, if this is case why is it sung for interntional football & rugby?
ive never been 2 a munch, but i would like 2 orgainse one - however, restrict the mix of sexes, e.g. equal nos. of sexs
Are there or have been there any munches in herts or bucks?
Does this site have timing out problem e.g. if ur on the site, but r idle, does it log u out?
Secondily have been having problems when go to the forum, and for some the site logs me out?
Can someone advise me here?
who do i make complaint regarding chatroom misuse?
20 June 2005
The Brain in Orgasm
BBC News brings us the exciting headline that a brain scan can spot women faking orgasms. Unfortunately it provides no clue as to how to entice a woman to have sex inside a brain scanner. The best advice is to set your sights on beds or even sofas for the time being.
Perhaps of more immediate practical use was the finding that cold feet are a big turn-off:
"When they gave the couples socks to wear, about 80% of the couples were able to achieve orgasm compared with 50% previously in this staged environment."
So the next time you're chastised for wearing socks during sex, you've got a good excuse.
this a link to the bbc website :
Dr Shettles recommends a cup of caffeinated coffee for the man, right before sex. He does not know how or why this works, but apparently it gives Y-sperm a boost into the women's reproductive tract. It has worked for some couples, and not others. But since it doesn't hurt, doctors say there is no harm in doing it. Here are some more old wives' tales - bizarre or with basis? You decide.
If you want a boy...
• Eat more meat - the redder the better
• Stick with salty snacks, eg. Chips, pretzel, etc
• Ask your husband to wear socks during love making
• Make love when there's a quarter moon
• Dads-to-be should stock up on cola
• Make love standing up
• Sleep to the left of your partner
• Lie down after sex and stay there for a while to
allow the male sperm a chance to beat the girl sperm
to the egg
• Make love on odd days of the month
• Eat foods rich in potassium such as meat, fish,
vegetables, chocolate and salt
• Men should wear briefs prior to intercourse
• Try the rear-entry position during intercourse
• Have sex at night
If you want a girl...
• Both partners should eat lots of fish and vegetables
• Give in to your chocolate cravings, or just sweets in
general
• Indulge in afternoon delights
• Eat foods rich in calcium and magnesium, such as
milk, cheese, nuts, beans and cereals
• Women should reach orgasm before their partners
i normally name my pests after famous people (mostly dead ppl) - i had dog called winston , after winston churchall. If i got another dog it would be called ike after General Issinhorer.
Sorry about the spelling
they can clone credit cards, finger prints, rental scans etc all they need is to clone ur sim card
how can u clone a number, ive had really strange numbers recently - some tried phoning me with this prefix of a number 07028............... I tried calling it back - it said it was an erorr and texting it caused the text to fail. does anyone know what this is?
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
what happens to ppl who have join after december? Cause i wana contact a lady on here, however, she joined this year.
can someone give me serious answer plz!
what happens to ppl who join after december?
did anyone see the apparent-ass on More 4 last nite (monday nite, 11:30pm ish) with seymour butts?
ive been on this site for couple of years, how does one become classified as a full member. What is the difference between a full member or just a member?
how do u know if someone is member or not?
women on the adds, say please send a picture of ur cock. Its catch 22.
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