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This device wont work at all as a deterant!
1) In a short time, it's use will become known of and would be attackers will check whether it's fitted.
2) By the time the attacker has his dick caught in it he has penetrated the women, so although he probably hasn't achieved his goal, she has stil technically been .
I'm no and never will be, so I don't know the mechanics of how they go about their dirty deed, or the exact mechanics of how the device works (although that is fairly obvious)... but..
1) I've never put my penis in a womans vagina without first testing for or stimulating lubrication, with my fingers... and when there is no lubrication, getting it in is nigh on imposible! On that basis a would find the device!
2) From the pictures of the device, it looks as though it requires the penis to open it as it penetrates, so the attacker would feel something in the way!
It is no doubt illegal in this country...
1) It is a device intended for the sole purpose of inflicting bodily harm... on that basis alone British law would make it illegal and any person found with one on their person ('scuse the pun) could be prosecuted... under the same law, where would you buy it? It's not something that Boots or your local chemist could sell!
2) It is very true that the 'victim' of the device could sue in the same way that a burglar can if he's cut to pieces on broken glass or barbed wire while climing over your wall!
3) And what if some women use it maliciously... which is very likely... example, a woman suspecting / knowing her husband is having an affair... it then becomes a weapon on aggression!
Then there is a much more complicated question... why do they do it in the fiest place? Is it an illness or simple desperation, or do they get off on something else, like the violence... in which case they must be sick anyway!
Which brings me to my next point... and this is disturbing.... several contributors to this thread have shown a malicious or vindictive motivation towards revenge, "cut his dick off!" or similar. While I can understand the outrage against such crimes in the heat of a moment.. I believe that calculated violence against any other life form is sadly degenerate and reduces those who perpertrate it to a lower level than the originator of the crime!
To draw a parrallel, in some states of the USA they still have capital punishment (indeed there are poeple in the UK who want it reintroduced).... If someone takes someones life in a moment of rage (diminished responsibility) or is some kind of deranged serial killer (mentally ill) or anything similar.... obviosly they need to be deal with... BUT.. for apprantly sane, officials of any country's authorities to decide in a diplomatic way to take someones life is abhorent.. they are lower than the people they are convicting... but they do it! And we have the audasisity to call ourselves a 'civilisation'!
Civilisation is something that the residents of this insignificant piece of rock we call Earth, are a long way from acheiving and this way of thinking is not condusive to becoming civilised!
I am disgusted that anyone can condone the wilful maming on another person. no matter what their 'crime' is!
1) In a short time, it's use will become known of and would be attackers will check whether it's fitted.
2) By the time the attacker has his dick caught in it he has penetrated the women, so although he probably hasn't achieved his goal, she has stil technically been .
I'm no and never will be, so I don't know the mechanics of how they go about their dirty deed, or the exact mechanics of how the device works (although that is fairly obvious)... but..
1) I've never put my penis in a womans vagina without first testing for or stimulating lubrication, with my fingers... and when there is no lubrication, getting it in is nigh on imposible! On that basis a would find the device!
2) From the pictures of the device, it looks as though it requires the penis to open it as it penetrates, so the attacker would feel something in the way!
It is no doubt illegal in this country...
1) It is a device intended for the sole purpose of inflicting bodily harm... on that basis alone British law would make it illegal and any person found with one on their person ('scuse the pun) could be prosecuted... under the same law, where would you buy it? It's not something that Boots or your local chemist could sell!
2) It is very true that the 'victim' of the device could sue in the same way that a burglar can if he's cut to pieces on broken glass or barbed wire while climing over your wall!
3) And what if some women use it maliciously... which is very likely... example, a woman suspecting / knowing her husband is having an affair... it then becomes a weapon on aggression!
Then there is a much more complicated question... why do they do it in the fiest place? Is it an illness or simple desperation, or do they get off on something else, like the violence... in which case they must be sick anyway!
Which brings me to my next point... and this is disturbing.... several contributors to this thread have shown a malicious or vindictive motivation towards revenge, "cut his dick off!" or similar. While I can understand the outrage against such crimes in the heat of a moment.. I believe that calculated violence against any other life form is sadly degenerate and reduces those who perpertrate it to a lower level than the originator of the crime!
To draw a parrallel, in some states of the USA they still have capital punishment (indeed there are poeple in the UK who want it reintroduced).... If someone takes someones life in a moment of rage (diminished responsibility) or is some kind of deranged serial killer (mentally ill) or anything similar.... obviosly they need to be deal with... BUT.. for apprantly sane, officials of any country's authorities to decide in a diplomatic way to take someones life is abhorent.. they are lower than the people they are convicting... but they do it! And we have the audasisity to call ourselves a 'civilisation'!
Civilisation is something that the residents of this insignificant piece of rock we call Earth, are a long way from acheiving and this way of thinking is not condusive to becoming civilised!
I am disgusted that anyone can condone the wilful maming on another person. no matter what their 'crime' is!
Just a thought, but alternatively you could drive to Altrincham (pronounced, 'Ol-tring-ham') which is just off the Motorway network - M6 J19 and follow the A556 through Mere and Bucklow hill and into Altrincham on the A56 (approx 7 miles and less than 10 mins from M6 - Station signposted once in Atltrincham). Altrincham Station has its own pay & display car park which isn't too expensive. Metro Link (trams) run from Altrincham to Piccadilly Gardens (facing Portland Street and the Ramada Jarvis Hotel) every 6 minutes, and back again of course. Altrincham to Picadilly Gardens on the tram takes about 15 minutes. I think it's about £5 return.
I remembered an amusing but true story... now this is slightly bending the meaning of the thread title and is not so much a dangerous insertion as a dangerous attemp at an insertion....
As previously mentioned my wife (when I was married) was a Nurse... she was once on Ambulance duty, this was before the days of Paramedics as we know them today, they were ordinary Ambulances with ordinary Ambulance crews and they had a Nurse on board.
This particular day, they answered a call to support a Police 999 call when it had been reported that a woman was screaming for help from inside a house... the Ambulance crew complete with my wife was sent as a precuationary measure...
Sure enough, when they arrioved at the scene at the same time as the Police, a woman's cries for help were heard coming from an upstairs window... the Police promptly broke in and rushed upstairs to the woman's assistance, with my wife and her kit hard on their heels.... what they found had them in stiches for hours...
The woman was lying on the bed stark naked legs akimbo, wrists and ankles firlmy tied to the bed posts... her husband was lying on the floor concussed and semi-conscious, with his willy hanging out of his tights... yes his tights! He was dressed as Batman and had fallen off the wardrobe! :lol: :lol: :lol:
As previously mentioned my wife (when I was married) was a Nurse... she was once on Ambulance duty, this was before the days of Paramedics as we know them today, they were ordinary Ambulances with ordinary Ambulance crews and they had a Nurse on board.
This particular day, they answered a call to support a Police 999 call when it had been reported that a woman was screaming for help from inside a house... the Ambulance crew complete with my wife was sent as a precuationary measure...
Sure enough, when they arrioved at the scene at the same time as the Police, a woman's cries for help were heard coming from an upstairs window... the Police promptly broke in and rushed upstairs to the woman's assistance, with my wife and her kit hard on their heels.... what they found had them in stiches for hours...
The woman was lying on the bed stark naked legs akimbo, wrists and ankles firlmy tied to the bed posts... her husband was lying on the floor concussed and semi-conscious, with his willy hanging out of his tights... yes his tights!
He was dressed as Batman and had fallen off the wardrobe! :lol: :lol: :lol: 
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I've heard horror stories of a vacuum forming and insides being pulled out, however I don't know if this is true or not as I've not been brave enough to try it. Well, not since "my friend" and the smirnoff ice bottle.
Gem. x
It is true Gem, anything pulled out of a vagina when there is an airtight / watertight seal and causing a vacuum can cause a prolapsed vagina! And that does include a penis sometimes... there have been cases when a couple have had sex in water, e.g. the sea, a swimming pool, bath or jacuzzi, when the water has created a seal and withdrawing the penis has pulled the girls insides out! Not nice! :cry:
Hahahaha 
I misread the title as "DIY PUBLIC wax job" Now that conjours up a vision!
Being a 'naturist' I sport the smooth look... which I maintain myself using a razor in the shower... never cut anything yet! :lol:
I also prefer the look on girls and am well practiced in the art shaving the 'intimate feminine area' as they call it on the TV advert :lol: I've never cut one yet and I'm told by all the girls I've done it for that it is a very pleasnt experience. Only problem is, I can never resist kissing my work when it's finished!
ops: :lol:
I was tempted to insert a "Here's one I did earlier!" photograph to display my handiwork... but, are those sort of photos allowed?
:lol:
I misread the title as "DIY PUBLIC wax job" Now that conjours up a vision!Being a 'naturist' I sport the smooth look... which I maintain myself using a razor in the shower... never cut anything yet! :lol:
I also prefer the look on girls and am well practiced in the art shaving the 'intimate feminine area' as they call it on the TV advert :lol: I've never cut one yet and I'm told by all the girls I've done it for that it is a very pleasnt experience. Only problem is, I can never resist kissing my work when it's finished!
ops: :lol:I was tempted to insert a "Here's one I did earlier!" photograph to display my handiwork... but, are those sort of photos allowed?
:lol: Might also be worth uninstalling the offending program - Firefox - and then reinstalling it but with your firewall and anti-virus software switched off.
Sometimes during an install, anti-virus software will rewrite scripts in the sofware being installed and corrupt the program. Firewall's also need to be instructed to grant certain programs axcess to the Internat and permission to run certain processes. A lot of the people having exactly the same problem seem to be using McAfee or some other firewall and anti-virus software, so I would have to assume this has someting to do with it.
I had a problem with Windows XP Updates several months ago because I forgot to turn my firewall and anti-virus off while I installed the updates. My anti-virus software didn't like one of the updates Windows was attempting to execute and promptly rewrote part of the script... on rebooting, Windows wouldn't start! I had to do a system restore in DOS to get windows back, then reinstall the updates with my firewall and anti-virus switched off. After that there were no problems.
Sometimes during an install, anti-virus software will rewrite scripts in the sofware being installed and corrupt the program. Firewall's also need to be instructed to grant certain programs axcess to the Internat and permission to run certain processes. A lot of the people having exactly the same problem seem to be using McAfee or some other firewall and anti-virus software, so I would have to assume this has someting to do with it.
I had a problem with Windows XP Updates several months ago because I forgot to turn my firewall and anti-virus off while I installed the updates. My anti-virus software didn't like one of the updates Windows was attempting to execute and promptly rewrote part of the script... on rebooting, Windows wouldn't start! I had to do a system restore in DOS to get windows back, then reinstall the updates with my firewall and anti-virus switched off. After that there were no problems.
Thanks for the welcome's everybody!
Erm, the problem is, although I am used to socialising in the nude at beaches, and don't have a problem seeing and chatting with other naked men... I am absolutely as straight as a Roman road and the thought of physical contact (or even the risk of accidental physical contact), particularly in a sexual context, with another man, makes me shudder! :uhoh: Sorry! I have nothing against gay or bi men (and wouldn't want to have! sorry my little joke) I'm not prejudiced... it's just not my thing... I'm strictly, ladies only! ops:
I came to look for women who might be interested in the nudist beach scene... possibly something more
This might seem hypocritical of me, but I don't have a problem with bi-women and would be quite happy to have encouters with two or more women!
Just being honest!
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welcome barewolf...........mmmmmmmmm thinks maybe we could do something here......my other half likes MMF....... I like motorsport........ now what comes to mind I wonder?... :grin:
Erm, the problem is, although I am used to socialising in the nude at beaches, and don't have a problem seeing and chatting with other naked men... I am absolutely as straight as a Roman road and the thought of physical contact (or even the risk of accidental physical contact), particularly in a sexual context, with another man, makes me shudder! :uhoh: Sorry!
I have nothing against gay or bi men (and wouldn't want to have! sorry my little joke) I'm not prejudiced... it's just not my thing... I'm strictly, ladies only! ops: I came to look for women who might be interested in the nudist beach scene... possibly something more
This might seem hypocritical of me, but I don't have a problem with bi-women and would be quite happy to have encouters with two or more women!Just being honest!
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yes but jpm has trouble finishing and if they both drove for the same team jenson would blow him away
I'd like to think you're right, but I'm not so sure. JPM is blindingly fast... many of his DNF's have not been his fault, like yesterday when Pizzonia took him out. Prior to that he dominated the race until letting Kimi go. I'm always rooting for Jense and I hope he does stay at B.A.R. I think it's his best chance of challenging for the Championship. If Ferrari get their act together again next year, which I'm sure they will, the man to watch will be Felipe Massa... he's been doing wonders with that Sauber this year!
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Hiya, I'm new to, and I have an MSA nat b stage rally licence. For proper cars though, not these fancy tarmac roundy roundy things!
Enjoy ya self,
Andy
Proper cars!
:D HahahahaI am a fan of all forms of motor sport and have every respect for Rally drivers as well as Moto GP and Superbike riders...
For me though, rallying doesn't provide the buzz that dicing wheel-to-wheel with 30 or more other cars does. It's a highly skilled job to drive a rally car, of that there is no doubt, but by it's nature, it is done with a certain degree of 'safety net' because you don't know where you are going... so you set the car up so it can change direction at the last minute, mid-corner or whatever. Circuit driving requires pin point precision and accuracy at often two to three times the speed that rally cars would be travelling at and absolutely on the limit of grip. It was the Belgian GP at Spa today... now I defy anyone to drive through Eau Rouge flat out in anything, whether it's 130 mph in a Touring car, 160 mph in a GT or 200 mph in an F1 car and deny that it is the most exhilerating and satifying experience ever... and if you're not accurate, a few inches off line and you're in the barriers.... just like Fisichella today!
For those who don't know... Eau Rouge is one of the most daunting corners in motor sport... in a GT car for example (Dodge Viper, say)... approching the first part of it accelerating hard down a steep hill, the first part is a left turn entered at 160 mph + right on the edge of grip... it then flattens out, the G force compressing the car into the tarmac and tries to push the drivers body through the bottom of the car, it then switches to a right hander and at the same time starts to climb steeply again, as the compression dissipates the car becomes light and is very loose, still doing 160 mph... one slip and you're going to have a big accident!
F1 cars take Eau Rouge at 200 mph! :D
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Welcome Barewolf. Interesting nick, not a deliberate pun on Beowulf by any chance is it?
Just a thought.
Will
Yes it was precisely that... and a couple of other things! I was thinking of a name I could use in Narturist sites containing reference to being nude, therefore, 'bare' and the 'wolf' element has a couple of links... one being that I think the Wolf is a gorgeous creature (they make excellent pets apparently), and at the beginning of a long-term relationship some years ago a girlfriend and I in a soppy romantic moment recited the words from a Meatloaf track off the Bat Out of Hell album to each other... the words were not in fact part of a song but some dialogue that was originally intended as a tongue-in-cheek joke... the boy in the dialogue was referred to as The Wolf With The Red Roses... so my girlfriend regulary called me The Wolf With The Red Roses from thereon!
So Beowolf came to mind, as did the characters from the Brere Rabbit books (also featured in the animated film, Song of the South, which I saw as a kid... there was Brere Rabbit, Brere Bear, Brere Fox etc... not sure there actually was a Wolf, but who cares?
So barewolf it was!
Er, I though perhaps it would be polite to say hello to everybody!
I found this forum by accident while doing a Google search for Naturist / Nudist stuff... I notice that some members are Naturists.
I've never done / been into 'swinging' as such... but have had some interesting experiences with female partners over the years... including one who was not only highly sexed up, but was a female flasher, was attracted to women and had in fact previously had a lesbian relationship... that was a fun seven years!
So having found the site and read some of the posts, I thought there might be a few interesting people to chat with. As already mentioned I am a keen visitor to Naturist / Nudist beaches... have been for 30-odd years... one thing I'm keen to do now single again is meet women interested in it.
Some of my post's have refered to motor sport. I'm a professional racing driver (that doesn't necessarily make someone rich btw!) and a Licenced Racing Instructor... if you ever go to Silverstone, Rockingham, Brands Hatch, Oulton Park etc, etc... to do one of the racing or supercar experiences, I'm likely to be one of the Instructors taking you round.
So... Hello everybody!
PS - the new avatar I just uploaded <<<<<<<< is me giving a hot ride in a Porsche! :D
I found this forum by accident while doing a Google search for Naturist / Nudist stuff... I notice that some members are Naturists.
I've never done / been into 'swinging' as such... but have had some interesting experiences with female partners over the years... including one who was not only highly sexed up, but was a female flasher, was attracted to women and had in fact previously had a lesbian relationship... that was a fun seven years!
So having found the site and read some of the posts, I thought there might be a few interesting people to chat with. As already mentioned I am a keen visitor to Naturist / Nudist beaches... have been for 30-odd years... one thing I'm keen to do now single again is meet women interested in it.
Some of my post's have refered to motor sport. I'm a professional racing driver (that doesn't necessarily make someone rich btw!) and a Licenced Racing Instructor... if you ever go to Silverstone, Rockingham, Brands Hatch, Oulton Park etc, etc... to do one of the racing or supercar experiences, I'm likely to be one of the Instructors taking you round.
So... Hello everybody!
PS - the new avatar I just uploaded <<<<<<<< is me giving a hot ride
in a Porsche! :D Quote by markz
what a great grand prix
button was awsome
best one I have seen for years
Yeah, great race.... Jense could do with being a bit more awesome and getting on the #1 spot though! I do honestly believe he has the potential to win a championship. He pulled some ace overtaking moves today... he's a very smooth driver (like me!
) but I think he needs just a tad more aggression.That's what I like about JPM... he's like Senna was... very talented... passionately aggressive if a little hot headed... but a great racer... very fast.
:D
I tried the Mars bar one with a girlfriend a while ago.... they melt! (the Mars bars I mean!)... it's very messy and a bit sickly... for me anyway, chocolate does not complement girly jiuice.... which is much better neat!
The discussion reminds me of a story which I'm sure will have everybody running for the sink... but here it is anyway.... It's a story of a guy down to his last few quid, who couldn't afford full sex with the old crabby prossie, he could only run to giving her a licking...
Halfway in, he feels something in his mouth, which he spits into his hand and finds it's a piece of diced carrot... almost gagging, he takes a deap breath and continues, only to find another object in his mouth a few seconds later... that turns out to be a pea... on the verge of throwing up but determined to get his money's worth he talks an even deeper breath and continues... seconds later something else hits the back of his throat and he manages to cough out a piece of sweetcorn... now taking big breaths and sweating profusely in a dire attempt not to embarrass himself... the old tart asks him what's up and he relpies, "I think I'm going to be sick!" To which she replies, "Not another one! You'd be the second one today!" :uhoh:
Hhahahaha :D
The discussion reminds me of a story which I'm sure will have everybody running for the sink... but here it is anyway.... It's a story of a guy down to his last few quid, who couldn't afford full sex with the old crabby prossie, he could only run to giving her a licking...
Halfway in, he feels something in his mouth, which he spits into his hand and finds it's a piece of diced carrot... almost gagging, he takes a deap breath and continues, only to find another object in his mouth a few seconds later... that turns out to be a pea... on the verge of throwing up but determined to get his money's worth he talks an even deeper breath and continues... seconds later something else hits the back of his throat and he manages to cough out a piece of sweetcorn... now taking big breaths and sweating profusely in a dire attempt not to embarrass himself... the old tart asks him what's up and he relpies, "I think I'm going to be sick!" To which she replies, "Not another one! You'd be the second one today!" :uhoh:
Hhahahaha :D
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The file you downloaded was already on your pc.. not deleted, so the download appeared to be over 1mbps.
No, the file in question had not ever been on this particular computer... it was an old file originally uploaded from a different computer at my office... I had copied files off that computer to CD's two years ago but had missed that and a couple of other files... when I realised they were still on the web server I downloaded them to this PC so I could archive them to CD's... so that was in fact a totally fresh download.
In my business - teaching / coaching on race track (everything from track day enthusiasts to serious career racing drivers) - I am in contact wih lots of people with aspirational cars. Very few have cherished / personalised plates these days, for several reasons, one being security / anonimity, another being the current trend amogst the verywealthy for a kind of inverse snobbery.
I have one associate / friend who is seriously wealthy - personal fortune in the region of several hundred millions of pounds - most days he'll be seen driving a small eighteen month old 4x4 with it's original standard plate. On important business trips he'll generally use his German high-performance 4x4 sports saloon, also on a standard plate. The only car he owns with a cherished plate is a 911 Turbo that gets used only occasionally... the plate on it spells a word that refers to speed, rather than the guys name.
On Lotus... the current Elise / Exige models (I work in them a lot) are very reliable and pretty nippy... especially the new Toyota powered one... their handling (all Mk2's) has been tuned to make them more user friendly for inexperienced drivers as an awful lot of Mk1 Elises ended up in ditches or wrapped aroud trees because they were too 'pointy' for your average driver. Can't agree on the front-wheel-drive Elan... it was the worst one they ever made!
If you want a reliable and fun sportscar try a Mazda MX5... not fast but they handle beautifully and are great fun... rear-wheel-drive as sports cars should be... and they can be acquired soooo cheap.
I do a lot of instructing on 'Supercar Experiences' in damn near every type you could dream of... Ferrari, Lamborghini, Porsche, BMW (including the new M5 and M6, and the M3 CSL), Aston Martin, Lotus, Subaru, Caterham, etc, etc.... My advice? Don't touch an MG with a barge pole... they are crap... that's why they went tits up!
I know what my recommendation would always be.... Porsche (amd it's pronounced Por-sha or Por-sher, btw )... they are so reliable, handle superbly (so long as they're not more than about 15 years old!) . I would sooner own a 10 year old 911 than a new, well, anything!
Best plate to have on is someone elses.... beats the scameras!
I have one associate / friend who is seriously wealthy - personal fortune in the region of several hundred millions of pounds - most days he'll be seen driving a small eighteen month old 4x4 with it's original standard plate. On important business trips he'll generally use his German high-performance 4x4 sports saloon, also on a standard plate. The only car he owns with a cherished plate is a 911 Turbo that gets used only occasionally... the plate on it spells a word that refers to speed, rather than the guys name.
On Lotus... the current Elise / Exige models (I work in them a lot) are very reliable and pretty nippy... especially the new Toyota powered one... their handling (all Mk2's) has been tuned to make them more user friendly for inexperienced drivers as an awful lot of Mk1 Elises ended up in ditches or wrapped aroud trees because they were too 'pointy' for your average driver. Can't agree on the front-wheel-drive Elan... it was the worst one they ever made!
If you want a reliable and fun sportscar try a Mazda MX5... not fast but they handle beautifully and are great fun... rear-wheel-drive as sports cars should be... and they can be acquired soooo cheap.
I do a lot of instructing on 'Supercar Experiences' in damn near every type you could dream of... Ferrari, Lamborghini, Porsche, BMW (including the new M5 and M6, and the M3 CSL), Aston Martin, Lotus, Subaru, Caterham, etc, etc.... My advice? Don't touch an MG with a barge pole... they are crap... that's why they went tits up!
I know what my recommendation would always be.... Porsche (amd it's pronounced Por-sha or Por-sher, btw
)... they are so reliable, handle superbly (so long as they're not more than about 15 years old!) . I would sooner own a 10 year old 911 than a new, well, anything!Best plate to have on is someone elses.... beats the scameras!
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U mixed kbits and kB (kiloBYTES). Rest...in Wikipedia ;)
Simple: your download speed is in kbps (for ex. 1000) but your files are saved in your PC in kB. 1000kbit=125kBytes.
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No I'm not mixing up anything, I know perfectly clearly what I'm talking about - file transfer rates! i.e. how much of a file is transferred during download / upload, in kilobytes or megabytes, per second, and total transfer time! E.g. I downloaded a 1.4 megabyte file from my webserver in approximately 1.4 seconds at a transfer rate of aproximately megabytes per second (as stated by my FTP software)... TRANSFER RATE, NOT CONNECTION SPEED! My point from the beginning being that download speed - in terms of file transfer speed / rate - is dictated by how fast the server sending and the computer receiving the data can run. My initial example of downloading a music file was that despite having a fast (ish) connection speed, I was only able to achieve a transfer rate of that particular music file of 128 kiliobytes per second... wheareas I has downloaded other music files from the same site at different times at much faster transfer rates... probably because the server was less busy! My only reference to connection speed was stating that I know have a 1.1 Mbps Broadband account!
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My mistake ;) Should be 137,5 kB(yte).
True is that each speed is counting/dividing by 8.
1Mb=125kB
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:? :? FFS! 1.4 Mb in 1.4 seconds @ Mbps means it downloaded a ONE POINT FOUR MEGABYTES file in (approximately) ONE POINT FOUR SECONDS @ MEGABYTES PER SECOND!!! Where on Earth does 125 kilobytes fit into that equation?? :D :D :D
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BTW...if u have 1,1 Mb fast it really means, that u can downloaded max 137,5kb. This is your TRUE speed.
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Er, sorry to cotradict but that's not so!
I'm downloading stuff this evening... just downloaded a large file from my own website (using FTP) I accidently deleted from my PC, the file size was 1.4 Mb, the transfer rate was logged at Mbps in 1.4 seconds... I also uploaded some files... the last one uploaded at kbps... it depends on the server speeds. 
So I'm staying at home and demolishing a bottle of wine in protest! Mmmm I wouldn't say I'm fearless (that's a dangerous thing to be in my profession) but not much scares me!
Heights: This is weird.... I can sit in a plane and look down 30,000 ft no problem... I can sit in a helicopter with a plexiglass floor 2,000 ft up (I've had some lessons) and watch the ground passing by, not a problem... but I do sometimes get wobbly knees if I stand close to the edge of a cliff or a high building... it's not that I'm scared, and I can continue standing there... I think it's my sub-conscious self preservation system reminding me that rapid deceleration at the bottom will probably hurt... or worse, probably not!
I get paid for scaring people sometimes... I've been a racing driver for nearly 30 years and also work teaching racing on most of the UK circuits... on corporate and public experience days I sometimes give fast rides... the effect on the passenger can vary from a massive thrill to being scared out of their wits... one girl told me she was scared but extremely thrilled, to the point that it caused her to orgasm... she wasn't lying either... she showed me proof!
Actually racing isn't scary, you become aclimatised to the speed... 200 mph + feels no faster to me than 70mph on the motorway to most people. But it is exhilerating. Instructing on track is prabably the worst. When you have a complete brain dead 'Billy' driving you in a very fash car and he/she appears to be doing their utmost to kill you, and you have little control over it... that keeps you awake!
Spiders are no problem... got a big one living in our house, he / she comes out late at night and is so big, you can hear the steps it takes across the carpet, and if it stands on the remote the TV turns over! :lol: (Do you know there are at least 10,000,000 spiders in every back garden?) Got a snake... he's 4' long... snakes are not a problem. Ghosts and spooky stuff fascinate me... they don't scare me!
:idea: I know what's scary! Go outside tonight and if there is a clear sky, look up at all the Miliions of stars and Galaxies.... just imagine if there's nobody there! There's only us! Now that would be scary!
I wouldn't say I'm fearless (that's a dangerous thing to be in my profession) but not much scares me!Heights: This is weird.... I can sit in a plane and look down 30,000 ft no problem... I can sit in a helicopter with a plexiglass floor 2,000 ft up (I've had some lessons) and watch the ground passing by, not a problem... but I do sometimes get wobbly knees if I stand close to the edge of a cliff or a high building... it's not that I'm scared, and I can continue standing there... I think it's my sub-conscious self preservation system reminding me that rapid deceleration at the bottom will probably hurt... or worse, probably not!
I get paid for scaring people sometimes... I've been a racing driver for nearly 30 years and also work teaching racing on most of the UK circuits... on corporate and public experience days I sometimes give fast rides... the effect on the passenger can vary from a massive thrill to being scared out of their wits... one girl told me she was scared but extremely thrilled, to the point that it caused her to orgasm... she wasn't lying either... she showed me proof!
Actually racing isn't scary, you become aclimatised to the speed... 200 mph + feels no faster to me than 70mph on the motorway to most people. But it is exhilerating. Instructing on track is prabably the worst. When you have a complete brain dead 'Billy' driving you in a very fash car and he/she appears to be doing their utmost to kill you, and you have little control over it... that keeps you awake!
Spiders are no problem... got a big one living in our house, he / she comes out late at night and is so big, you can hear the steps it takes across the carpet, and if it stands on the remote the TV turns over! :lol: (Do you know there are at least 10,000,000 spiders in every back garden?) Got a snake... he's 4' long... snakes are not a problem. Ghosts and spooky stuff fascinate me... they don't scare me!
:idea: I know what's scary! Go outside tonight and if there is a clear sky, look up at all the Miliions of stars and Galaxies.... just imagine if there's nobody there! There's only us! Now that would be scary!
A boy is dropping his teenage girlfriend off at her parents big posh house late on after a night out...
In the porch she turns and leans against the wall next to the front door while he kisses her goodnight... he then leans against the house with one hand and whispers in her ear... "will you give me a blow job before you go in?"
"Shhh!!!" she says, "And no! My Mum and Dad are in bed upstairs!"
"Awww, go on!", he insists, "I really love you, and I want you to give me a BJ, pleeeease!!"
"No!" she replies again, "and keep your voice down!"
This exchange continues for several minutes, him not taking no for an answer, and her refusing to yeild, until suddenly the front door opens and the girl's 14 year old sister is stood there in her pyjama's.... the younger girl says to her older sister...
"Dad says for goodness sake give him a blow job, or Mum can come down and give him a blow job, or if the worst comes to the worst, Dad says, I can give him a blow job, but for crying out loud get him to take his hand off the intercom!!"
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In the porch she turns and leans against the wall next to the front door while he kisses her goodnight... he then leans against the house with one hand and whispers in her ear... "will you give me a blow job before you go in?"
"Shhh!!!" she says, "And no! My Mum and Dad are in bed upstairs!"
"Awww, go on!", he insists, "I really love you, and I want you to give me a BJ, pleeeease!!"
"No!" she replies again, "and keep your voice down!"
This exchange continues for several minutes, him not taking no for an answer, and her refusing to yeild, until suddenly the front door opens and the girl's 14 year old sister is stood there in her pyjama's.... the younger girl says to her older sister...
"Dad says for goodness sake give him a blow job, or Mum can come down and give him a blow job, or if the worst comes to the worst, Dad says, I can give him a blow job, but for crying out loud get him to take his hand off the intercom!!"
:D :D 