Anyone out there got any experience of Abu Dhabi? We may be going there for a period, want to know if there is any real scene there. AFF has a few ads, but like to know from anyone who's experienced it
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belle_djour
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
Bi-curious Female, 51
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Want me to get started on Mr Belle and cables...?
He has a fetish for them, I'm certain; computer ones, car ones, telephone ones, more computer ones. He says they are useful - so why are they in boxes in the garage?
He has a fetish for them, I'm certain; computer ones, car ones, telephone ones, more computer ones. He says they are useful - so why are they in boxes in the garage?
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Quote by BrightonGeezer
I see nobody cares about my poor foot, hard faced b******s! :0(
There's a separate thread about shoes and why we need 'em....
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Quote by Dirtygirly
OK, Mrs Belle is sick to the back teeth of Mr Belle constantly pointing out how many shoes Mrs Belle has. Whenever Mrs Belle gets another pair, Mr Belle rants on - unless of course they are long heels, it's different when they are heels.
So come on, tell Mr Belle how necessary shoes are.
I don't believe that it's an explanation that actually requires to be explained but I'll try, for the benefit of Mr Belle.
Shoes. Shoes are a fundamental part of my existence. As a woman, I need shoes or boots on a pretty much monthly basis. It's not a want (well it is) but it's a need which most men and some women (classed as total weirdos) have no understanding of.
I need not be questioned on my purchases of shoes, ever. I may have four pairs of the same shoe but in a different colour. This is quite acceptable and, in fact, normal provided you're not a man. I have shoes that have never made it out the bedroom. This is also acceptable. I have a pair of specially handmade thigh high boots that I've never worn. The only outing they've had is on Marmalaid in fancy dress. This is not really acceptable and I should really flog them and replace them with new ones. (Makes mental list to do just this!) I have never thrown out a pair of shoes since I was a teenager. I'm now 36. At the last count I had 200 pairs of shoes. This was approximately 18 months ago. I decided then I would stop counting, I just didn't stop buying.
When a new pair of shoes are purchased, there should be no questions asked, there is no logical reason behind shoes and the female mind. It is just one of life's little quirks that you should accept without question. :mrgreen:
Top tip to Mrs Belle... when new shoes are purchased, sneak them into the house and into the wardrobe and make out that you've had them forever, you just haven't worn them much and came across them in the cupboard and thought you'd give them an airing. With high heels... don't bother, just find a pair of stockings/hold-ups, put them on with little else and he really won't care how much you've spent on the sexy new shoes!
“I don’t know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!â€
- Marilyn Monroe
“Give a girl the correct footwear and she can conquer the worldâ€
-Bette Midler
“I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixtyâ€
-Imelda Marcos
Oh, I do sneak them into the house, and he really does ask if they are a new pair even if I have had them for a year.
I'll wait till the Formula 1 is on, then I could bring a trailer full of Jimmy Choo's to the house and he wouldn't notice.
Strange thing is he never complains about me having enough thongs...
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Did I say you were to wear anything other than your boots.....?
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You complete let down! Go and stand in the corner (in your boots)
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OK, Mrs Belle is sick to the back teeth of Mr Belle constantly pointing out how many shoes Mrs Belle has. Whenever Mrs Belle gets another pair, Mr Belle rants on - unless of course they are long heels, it's different when they are heels.
So come on, tell Mr Belle how necessary shoes are.
So come on, tell Mr Belle how necessary shoes are.
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I don't think hubby's chili has ever made it into a BDSM session...
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Mr Belle made a chili last night.
Today, at work, I have the problem that I sit in a freezing cold loo, on a freezing cold seat, but in the midddle of it all, I'm getting a severe burning sensation.
Life's a bugger sometimes, eh?
Today, at work, I have the problem that I sit in a freezing cold loo, on a freezing cold seat, but in the midddle of it all, I'm getting a severe burning sensation.
Life's a bugger sometimes, eh?
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Stockings and suspenders for 'special' occasions and tights the rest of the time - holds ups don't 'cos Mrs Belles legs are a little on the skinny side for them to grip.
Don't like crotchless tights though
Belles
Don't like crotchless tights though
Belles
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we get invites to add friends to our Facebook account and we haven't even GOT a Facebook account. We reckon it's partly automated invites, we get the same for Hi5 and a couple of other ones too.
The 'delete' key gets a good polishing
Belles
The 'delete' key gets a good polishing
Belles
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She has a nice line of whips and paddles...
.....for photographic purposes, of course *cough*
.....for photographic purposes, of course *cough*
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Agreed, we need to take this away from the playground.
One of our pleasures is to take nice photos; we don't do extreme ones (well OK we have but only for our own consumption) but we do enjoy some more tittivating, and yes, erotic pictures. Why? Because we do. Can't explain that any more than we could explain why another person like to have someone cum on their face.
Yes, Belle is slim but what do you want her to do, either stop because someone doesn't like that, or get fatter to appease? She does say thank you for the 'young' comment, by the way.
If the 'perverted' comment offends you, we aplogise and retract it, however it was meant in a lighthearted way and is certainly a lot less offensive that a lot of the commentary posted here.
But you like what you like, and we like what we like. The majority of pictures we have don't actually have any genitalia or even boobs on show, yet still is erotic due to what you know but can't see. Others are the thrill of being naked or semi naked in a public place . We like it, sorry if you don't share that. But we do like to have fresh ides, to feed the thrill - the telephone booth idea is a good example.
Lets put the claws down and just get on with what we each like. If you don't like what we are doing, you don't have to, but please let us if it doesn't affect you. Ignore the thread if necessary.
Cheers
Belles
One of our pleasures is to take nice photos; we don't do extreme ones (well OK we have but only for our own consumption) but we do enjoy some more tittivating, and yes, erotic pictures. Why? Because we do. Can't explain that any more than we could explain why another person like to have someone cum on their face.
Yes, Belle is slim but what do you want her to do, either stop because someone doesn't like that, or get fatter to appease? She does say thank you for the 'young' comment, by the way.
If the 'perverted' comment offends you, we aplogise and retract it, however it was meant in a lighthearted way and is certainly a lot less offensive that a lot of the commentary posted here.
But you like what you like, and we like what we like. The majority of pictures we have don't actually have any genitalia or even boobs on show, yet still is erotic due to what you know but can't see. Others are the thrill of being naked or semi naked in a public place . We like it, sorry if you don't share that. But we do like to have fresh ides, to feed the thrill - the telephone booth idea is a good example.
Lets put the claws down and just get on with what we each like. If you don't like what we are doing, you don't have to, but please let us if it doesn't affect you. Ignore the thread if necessary.
Cheers
Belles
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.....and I'm going to take my fooball home so you can't play either......
nya nya nya
nya nya nya
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Quote by Kaznkev
quote="belle_djour"]Hmmmm, clearly you lot aren't nearly as perverted as we thought you were....
this comment has been annoying me all day,
sorry but readers wives stopped doing it for me around the same time as i stopped nicking my dads porn mags(15 or so).
So you are young and thin ,i may have horny thoughts about you if they were based on anything else.
you may have got better suggestions if the expectation had not been the world was waiting for you to show your bits
never mind tho,you ae brucies wet dream
Says the couple who have far more extreme pictures of themselves on their profile!!
Come on, treat yourselves to a sense of humour....
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I don't think we'll be shaking hands with Tweeky for a while, and as for drinking any cream or milk out of his fridge....
Thanks for those who posted help on posting a pic. If the forum continues without any pics posted from us, you can rightly assume we are computer idiots.
Thanks for those who posted help on posting a pic. If the forum continues without any pics posted from us, you can rightly assume we are computer idiots.
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Hmmmm, clearly you lot aren't nearly as perverted as we thought you were....
............what a shame!
Ok, let's try a different tack. What are you fave erotic pictures? Nothing in your face, or downright pornographic, it might even be fully clothed with nothing showing at all. Just a simple photo that is erotic. (and yes, we know that the defenition of 'erotic' is as much a cause for arguement as what 'swinging' means...)
*edit* we tried to attach an example of one of Mrs Belle, but failed miserably. Can anyone tell us how we are supposed to do it? *end of edit*
Don't let us down!
Belles
............what a shame!
Ok, let's try a different tack. What are you fave erotic pictures? Nothing in your face, or downright pornographic, it might even be fully clothed with nothing showing at all. Just a simple photo that is erotic. (and yes, we know that the defenition of 'erotic' is as much a cause for arguement as what 'swinging' means...)
*edit* we tried to attach an example of one of Mrs Belle, but failed miserably. Can anyone tell us how we are supposed to do it? *end of edit*
Don't let us down!
Belles
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ok, perfectly valid, sometimes you have to roll with what's happening.
Now, we are a couple, and we are essentially restricted to when we go because of the 'couples' thing. Yes, the cliquey comment is entirely valid. But we have an artificial restriction put on us by the desire to avoid single males (sorry to all those genuine guys, read above for disclaimers!) and I think that is maybe why we are protecting our ground a bit. Non Couples nights are the majority.
But, singles who team up to play seamlessly with couples won't actaully be any different to couples. It's how you play it, really. Play like a couple, and no-one knows any different, most of the time.
Of course, we always like to chat to people, so if you talk to us, get your story straight before you start or be bloody good at whatever you do to us!
Belles
Now, we are a couple, and we are essentially restricted to when we go because of the 'couples' thing. Yes, the cliquey comment is entirely valid. But we have an artificial restriction put on us by the desire to avoid single males (sorry to all those genuine guys, read above for disclaimers!) and I think that is maybe why we are protecting our ground a bit. Non Couples nights are the majority.
But, singles who team up to play seamlessly with couples won't actaully be any different to couples. It's how you play it, really. Play like a couple, and no-one knows any different, most of the time.
Of course, we always like to chat to people, so if you talk to us, get your story straight before you start or be bloody good at whatever you do to us!
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Just as a general clarification, can you (that's a general 'you', no-one specific) tell us why you want to go on 'couples' nights which are much less frequent than 'normal' general access nights?
Is there anything about these nights that is special, other than the general lack of singles....?
Belles
Is there anything about these nights that is special, other than the general lack of singles....?
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Ooooh, you are awful
Ok, perhaps what Brucie is trying to say is 'a more athletic pose'
Ok, perhaps what Brucie is trying to say is 'a more athletic pose'
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Ermmmm, perhaps the rather 'couch potato' photo of Mr Tweeky does not exactly push all the buttons...?
We know, as Mr Belle is not Arnold Schwarzenegger, and when we do post a pic we are careful to choose it! He's a bit skinny and is not particularly photogenic (apart from when he was in the Bunny Girl outfit, when he looked damned saucy) and so we will tend more to providing a photo to those who are interested. But the first bite is with the eye, they say, so put all the best candy in the shop front.
Get them in the front door and then show them the full range of your wares....
Belles
We know, as Mr Belle is not Arnold Schwarzenegger, and when we do post a pic we are careful to choose it! He's a bit skinny and is not particularly photogenic (apart from when he was in the Bunny Girl outfit, when he looked damned saucy) and so we will tend more to providing a photo to those who are interested. But the first bite is with the eye, they say, so put all the best candy in the shop front.
Get them in the front door and then show them the full range of your wares....
Belles
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Fascinating topic, actually, just to see the dynamic of the responses.
We prefer couples and so this would not be an issue for us unless the guy (and yes we admit to being biased here - see previous post) was swinging on his own and bothered us when we didn't want him to, and also made it obvious that he'd perverted the rules so that he was a single when it was a couples evening. Remember we pay too, and our choice is to go on couples evenings.
Now, if a couple of people who want to swing and go together and play, nominally together, as has been pointed out previously who will ask? If they get set up and go to different rooms, well, married couples do that.
It seems the crux is, we only have couples nights to get rid of the unwanted excesses of single males who just keep pressing the flesh. If they all behaved, there would be no need to have couples only evenings and so this thread would be irrelevant.
*edit* most single guys are honourable and would not create the problem. As usual, the minority spoil things for the majority, but unfortunately that minority force our opinion. It's a crap situation, but it's a reality* end of edit
Or are we being obtuse?
Belles
We prefer couples and so this would not be an issue for us unless the guy (and yes we admit to being biased here - see previous post) was swinging on his own and bothered us when we didn't want him to, and also made it obvious that he'd perverted the rules so that he was a single when it was a couples evening. Remember we pay too, and our choice is to go on couples evenings.
Now, if a couple of people who want to swing and go together and play, nominally together, as has been pointed out previously who will ask? If they get set up and go to different rooms, well, married couples do that.
It seems the crux is, we only have couples nights to get rid of the unwanted excesses of single males who just keep pressing the flesh. If they all behaved, there would be no need to have couples only evenings and so this thread would be irrelevant.
*edit* most single guys are honourable and would not create the problem. As usual, the minority spoil things for the majority, but unfortunately that minority force our opinion. It's a crap situation, but it's a reality* end of edit
Or are we being obtuse?
Belles
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Quote by Kaznkev
given that brucie admitted to caddish behaviour on the sex club thread how about belle in boots and leather whip in hand standing on his neck
Brucie, KaznKev are being merciful here, I don't think your neck would be the part that would get most votes!!
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We've only been stuck in our ways since the last time we changed them...
Very naughty ways they are too, long may they stay so
Very naughty ways they are too, long may they stay so
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You're not admitting to something are you....?
Tut tut.
As you suggest, we shall move on, please turn your smutty mind to the post about photos and we'll call it quits!
Tut tut.
As you suggest, we shall move on, please turn your smutty mind to the post about photos and we'll call it quits!
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Hey, Brucie, we're not offended - everyone is entitled to their opinions!.....
.......of course, ours are the most correct, if you ask us...!
.......of course, ours are the most correct, if you ask us...!
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our ten pence worth, and it's only an opinion just before anyone starts having a go!
If two people who want to go to a swing club meet up for the express purpose of doing so, and they both are into swinging, we don't see a problem as long as they both swing together.
If they go in to split up and swing apart, we bet you won't hear any complaints about the woman offering herself to other couples, however we could envisage the guy would not meet the same welcome. No-one says life is fair.
We, as a couple, will swing as a couple, and we avoid nights when single males are allowed in because that's not what we want. We want couples. If a girl on her own offers, we'll probably take it, but here is the rub; we avoid days when singles are allowed in because we don't want single men, and as a result we have to accept that we won't get single women either. Our choice based on our preferences.
As for the scenario of the girl just sitting by the bar with no intention of swinging, waiting for the man to come back, then that's just outright cheating of the rules, and if we saw it we would mention it to the staff, and let them decide.
A last point - where we go, you have to register beforehand to be acknowledged as a couple. Good way if you ask us.
Belles
If two people who want to go to a swing club meet up for the express purpose of doing so, and they both are into swinging, we don't see a problem as long as they both swing together.
If they go in to split up and swing apart, we bet you won't hear any complaints about the woman offering herself to other couples, however we could envisage the guy would not meet the same welcome. No-one says life is fair.
We, as a couple, will swing as a couple, and we avoid nights when single males are allowed in because that's not what we want. We want couples. If a girl on her own offers, we'll probably take it, but here is the rub; we avoid days when singles are allowed in because we don't want single men, and as a result we have to accept that we won't get single women either. Our choice based on our preferences.
As for the scenario of the girl just sitting by the bar with no intention of swinging, waiting for the man to come back, then that's just outright cheating of the rules, and if we saw it we would mention it to the staff, and let them decide.
A last point - where we go, you have to register beforehand to be acknowledged as a couple. Good way if you ask us.
Belles
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LOL - truckers fetish lounge!
Thanks guys - we like the one in the phone booth, that's great.
As for the truck stop one, we actually did something similar in a petrol station, she filled up the car bending over with a short skirt and no panties on
If we lived near london, we could probably do something in a tube train station, at the end of a platform. Might have to wait for that one.
Come on, any more ideas?
Belles
Thanks guys - we like the one in the phone booth, that's great.
As for the truck stop one, we actually did something similar in a petrol station, she filled up the car bending over with a short skirt and no panties on
If we lived near london, we could probably do something in a tube train station, at the end of a platform. Might have to wait for that one.
Come on, any more ideas?
Belles
