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bigmac99
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female
Straight Female
0 miles · Northamptonshire

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If you know a good doctor or nurse.
Being hooked to a saline drip is the quickest (but not the easiest) way to cure a hangover.
It re hydrates the brain and restores salt balance without using the upsetting your sensitve stomach.
I am sure it was on one of the hospital programmes (holby or something like it) were the doc did it after a heavy night!!
Thank you hot rod for the pearls of wisdom!!
There must be a few funny stories around anyone want to share any?
This is turning into PC weekly I thought it was a swingers site.
Shall I put in a few threads on Bios updates, general PC repairs a upgrades!!!
Quote by brambleuk
what make g8 home porn?

Bramble you have lost me!!!
Why bother with a title!!!!!!!
You are a warm blooded male experimenting.
siimple!!!.
Quote by twos_company
did anyone just hear the news on the radio???
apparently they`ve invented a noise only teenagers can hear- adults cant hear it- think its meant to drive them away...where can we get one???? quick...
oh and there`s a big lizard called gonzo lose in cambs.......he might die of the cold..........

Any classical music Cd will do the trick!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last calls for Bristol.
The trains leaving shortly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bags are packed full of goodies and lotions!!!!!!
bigmac99
Go on we have all had them!!!!
Can you beat this!!!
Whilst living in London me and my girlfriend went to our local pub. The pub had a full lenght snooker table in a private room in an annexe. We both liked to play (snooker that is!) and decided to have a frame or two. During the match we both felt a bit frisky. I managed to lock the door from the inside and one thing led to another!!!
Little did we know the pub had had a break in the previous week and had decided to install some hi tech (invisible) video equipment in this room with a monitor conveniently sited behind the bar.
The barman being a bit of a joker (and an idiot) decided to turn off the premiership football and instead relay the live feed from our snooker room onto the TV projector in the main pub lounge!!!!!!
We were given a standing ovation on returning to the bar cues in hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have not been back to the pub but they tell me it's never empty now.
If anyone finds the tape at a local car boot sale I wouldn't mind getting hold of a copy!!
J and S
Ok John,
The penis mass rises due to inceased blood flow, this would result in reduction of mass (blood) in the rest of the body
We would have less blood in other parts of the body (reducing mass elsewhere else which cannot be seen).
Overall the body mass would remain the same.
does this make sense!!!
(god i sound like a boffin!!!!!!!)
Who started this thread -- God it was me send for the moderator i need banning !!!!!!!!!!!!!`
Thanks Party man it all makes sense now!!!
I thought for a minute I was going to have to use an empty loo roll and some sticky tape!!!!!!!
They are not real are they!!!
Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs Bigmac
Hi there,
looking at some of the photos in the gallery it is obvious that a few men have managed to find the photoshop button that adds 3 extra inches to the size of their manhood.
Can some one direct me to this function as I am feeling a little bit disadvantaged?
bigmac
we are a genuine sensitive couple looking to meet up with a bi female. this has been a big fantasy for both of us and we are really looking forward to meeting the right person or couple.
As this is the first time we have done this we are looking for someone who can show us the ropes and make us feel relaxed in their company. In return we will do everything to make them feel the same and more!!!!
We are a relaxed couple who are imaginative and energentic when the time is right. We will turn our hand to most things except pain or w/s. Safety and security of the person joining us will be our number 1 priority.
We have already planned a Hotel venue in Bristol on the 22 february and hope anyone interested will be available for this evening. We are also looking to meet new friends in the swinging scene who can share experiences with us.
Thanks for reading and hopefully we will chat more soon!!!!!!!
J and S
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Although we have only been active on the forum and really enjoyed the experience it is just a pity that a few ruin it for the many.
Can some of these idiots be banned for making fools out of us!!!!!!!!!
j and s
You are getting good at this!!!!!!!
Any more funny men for a bonus?
Good answer not quite what we had in mind.
Maybe I should have made the instructions a bit clearer.
Not not hair styles!!!
For a bid of light relief name a famous Bob.
Your starter for 10
Bob Hope!!!!!!!
Can you name any others? points awarded for originality!!!!!!!!!!
Big Mac
Thanks Mik69,
There is even more above us now!!!!!!!!
Gonna be one crowded Island.
bigmac
If she reads this thread you will already have asked !!!!!!!!!
Wonder what the response will be !!!!!!!!!!!
ladies any thoughts?
bigmac
This would be our first 3 some!!!!!!
It's just that at this moment we are missing a vital ingredient (like the 3 person!!!!!).
We have both wanted this for a lomg time but neither of us had the balls to discuss it until recently.
We will stick around and try and get involved in munches (if invited) and have already planned our first photoshoot. Hopefully this will entice a bi-female from somewhere.
J