Either way - we'll be there again!
Rachel
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Big thanks to D&M for organising such a great party last night and getting a great venue and great group of people together.
It was a relaxed evening, after a few drinks everyone got naked in the pool and then moved into the playroom.
And Poniella got to see her birthday in with a bang!
Hope to see you all again - and some new faces (and asses and cocks and pussies, etc) at the next one in March.
Rachel
It was a relaxed evening, after a few drinks everyone got naked in the pool and then moved into the playroom.
And Poniella got to see her birthday in with a bang!
Hope to see you all again - and some new faces (and asses and cocks and pussies, etc) at the next one in March.
Rachel
I got mine from ann Summers - just walk in and ask for help.
Make sure you get a proper one with strap harness and test to make sure it stays in place when in use. Those ones that look like a pair of rubber pants with one sticking out front don't really work.
And don't forget the lube!
Pity you're not coming to the party tonight or I'd give you a first hand demo!
Rachel
Make sure you get a proper one with strap harness and test to make sure it stays in place when in use. Those ones that look like a pair of rubber pants with one sticking out front don't really work.
And don't forget the lube!
Pity you're not coming to the party tonight or I'd give you a first hand demo!
Rachel
Quote by Elissamay
(A long way to come for you North-West Cpl?)
Well Mel did the phone calls tonight so guess everyone has now confirmed for Saturday.
See you all there!
Rachel
Hi Rachel,
Good speaking to you!
I've made most the calls i need to - if there is anyone feeling all left out please do let me know!!
Mxxx
Hi Mel,
Nice to speak to you as well, always nice to speak to "old friends" as you put it.
Looks like a good attendance list!
Rachel
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Quote by Rainbows
Oh believe me - they do!!!! They may not actually post here - but they do register on here!! And then just use the PM button!
Got one recently that just said "ASL?"
Hellooooo????
You're right.
I just had one waiting for me from one of those annoying webcam idiots:
hi u on msn for webcam fun hunny xx
What?
Not even English!
Nowhere in my ads does it say I want to do webcam or am interested, and of course "no single males" is perfectly clear.
Perhaps a good response here would be:
"I already know you're a tosser - I don't need to watch you do it!"
Rachel
They are annoying aren't they?
I just had this one tonight:
"Hi Rachael & Richard, I'm Tim. I seen your ad on the swingers heavan
website an thought you might fancy meeting up. I am a 25 profesional male
from Bath. I'm Approx. 6ft 4 with an Athletic / Medium Build, Short
Dark Hair and Blue Eyes.
I'm interested in meeting GENUINE, uninhibited and sexy fems who are
looking a chilled and sane guy with a high sex drive for hot times.
I have been verified member of a couple of swingers websites and have
met a few couples and single fems for fun times. I am 100% genuine and
emphasis is definatley upon quality and not quantity. I have MSN &
Messengers so please feel free to contact me via the internal mail
system and i'll reply with my contact details. "
If he's so 100% genuine then why is he replying to Couple looking for COUPLES when he is a single male?
And what part of "No Single Males" in the ad does he not understand?
He can't read and he obviously can't spell!
So much for a "professional" eh?
Loser!
Rachel
I just had this one tonight:
"Hi Rachael & Richard, I'm Tim. I seen your ad on the swingers heavan
website an thought you might fancy meeting up. I am a 25 profesional male
from Bath. I'm Approx. 6ft 4 with an Athletic / Medium Build, Short
Dark Hair and Blue Eyes.
I'm interested in meeting GENUINE, uninhibited and sexy fems who are
looking a chilled and sane guy with a high sex drive for hot times.
I have been verified member of a couple of swingers websites and have
met a few couples and single fems for fun times. I am 100% genuine and
emphasis is definatley upon quality and not quantity. I have MSN &
Messengers so please feel free to contact me via the internal mail
system and i'll reply with my contact details. "
If he's so 100% genuine then why is he replying to Couple looking for COUPLES when he is a single male?
And what part of "No Single Males" in the ad does he not understand?
He can't read and he obviously can't spell!
So much for a "professional" eh?
Loser!
Rachel
The vids by Vivid Video are good quality, better done than most, decent girls and scenes.
Stars to look out for:
Jenna Jameson
Brianna Banks
Sunrise Adams
Savannah Samson
Best director is Chi Chi LaRue (sp?).
He's a gay man but he does "regular" porn, and he knows how to get the best out of his girls, doesn't "exploit" them, and makes good films.
If you're into watching good looking guys, get gay porn as the guys in that are decent
(regular porn is usually made by men for men and it's all about what guys want to see, so the girls all look the part and the men are crap) and watch two guys fucking - great viewing for a girls night in!
Rachel
Stars to look out for:
Jenna Jameson
Brianna Banks
Sunrise Adams
Savannah Samson
Best director is Chi Chi LaRue (sp?).
He's a gay man but he does "regular" porn, and he knows how to get the best out of his girls, doesn't "exploit" them, and makes good films.
If you're into watching good looking guys, get gay porn as the guys in that are decent
(regular porn is usually made by men for men and it's all about what guys want to see, so the girls all look the part and the men are crap) and watch two guys fucking - great viewing for a girls night in!
Rachel
I know you were, babe, and it was a good point which is why I answered it.
I can imagine someone reading my ad, liking what they read, looking at our pics and liking what they see, then notice my piercing and say "oh no maybe not after all, she has a piercing".
I reckon such people are few and far between - and like I said, those are the kind of narrow minded people you'd want to weed out early!
Rachel
I can imagine someone reading my ad, liking what they read, looking at our pics and liking what they see, then notice my piercing and say "oh no maybe not after all, she has a piercing".
I reckon such people are few and far between - and like I said, those are the kind of narrow minded people you'd want to weed out early!
Rachel
Quote by freckledbird
Genital piercings do put some people off playing with you as well, so it's not always in your best interests to have them done, really.
All I would say to that is - somebody that narrow minded is not the kind of person I am looking for anyway!
My ad clearly shows my clit peircing. If that puts someone off - GOOD - part of the weeding out process!
See my ads below - Only the broad minded need apply!
Rachel
I guess you're a single guy as well as new - you have no idea how annoying those kind of emails and PMs get for us ladies sometimes!
Every now and then you will get one of the genuine single guys - and there are some really great ones here - post to say how people like that ruin it for everyone and get them all a bad name.
Anyway, that wasn't the point of my post - which was why it was in a P.S.
But yes, he was in the SW, has a "wifey" as he calls her but "likes to play away".
When the party does get organised, we'll make sure he's on the ban list!
Rachel
Every now and then you will get one of the genuine single guys - and there are some really great ones here - post to say how people like that ruin it for everyone and get them all a bad name.
Anyway, that wasn't the point of my post - which was why it was in a P.S.
But yes, he was in the SW, has a "wifey" as he calls her but "likes to play away".
When the party does get organised, we'll make sure he's on the ban list!
Rachel
So now that we've established there are a few of us in the SW, is anybody going to host a party of any kind or organise some kind of gathering?
Not that I mind travelling to the parties - we're going to Surrey for the one next w/e as it happens - but if there are any closer ones, let us know.
Rachel
P.S. I just had another loser send me an email:
"saw your post in the Anyone from SW thread, followed your link, read your ad
(the one that clearly states "No single males" at the bottom).
Do you also meet single males or do you just do FFM?"
The guy included a face and torso pic.
I mean if I was going to do a MMF, this guy would NOT be the man I'd be asking!
Not that I mind travelling to the parties - we're going to Surrey for the one next w/e as it happens - but if there are any closer ones, let us know.
Rachel
P.S. I just had another loser send me an email:
"saw your post in the Anyone from SW thread, followed your link, read your ad
(the one that clearly states "No single males" at the bottom).
Do you also meet single males or do you just do FFM?"
The guy included a face and torso pic.
I mean if I was going to do a MMF, this guy would NOT be the man I'd be asking!
Quote by Silk and Big G
I have a nipple and facial and ears . My dick has exactly the correct amount of holes in it as it is and will not be getting any more . As far as women go , I like a pretty nose piercing and belly buttons are kewl , genital piercings I can take or leave . I dont believe they make one iota of difference sensation wise ( unless you attach some huge tickler to them) so theyre just a statement really , which means a short skirt and thigh highs or a t-shirt saying " Im fun and can be slutty" would work just as well with far less after care and pain .
As someone who has it done, I can confirm that it definately improves sensation, whether a man who doesn't know any better believes so or not.
I think most women who have had it done will agree with that (or they would take them out).
That line about it being "just a statement" to say one is "fun and slutty" is a really dumb comment and of no real use to the conversation.
Rachel
I must admit his style is original.
Most single guys spend their time here doing dozens of posts and PMs trying to get the women here to have sex with them.
Johnnie has now made a post that will ensure none of the women here will EVER have sex with him.
Don't think we've seen someone take quite that approach before!
Rachel
Most single guys spend their time here doing dozens of posts and PMs trying to get the women here to have sex with them.
Johnnie has now made a post that will ensure none of the women here will EVER have sex with him.
Don't think we've seen someone take quite that approach before!
Rachel
Quote by johnneuk1
have you found that some females on this site have lovely pics as if butter would,nt melt in there sweet little mouths, till you try to talk to them at which point they turn into anti-men-PMT breathing dragons:
safer :giveup::thumbup:
If that means "anti-men-Private-Message-Trolls" because we hate those annoying single males who see your name in a thread and PM you with dumb one liners:
"wanna shag"
" have 9 inches"
"I know your ad says no single males but I'm the exception"
and if "try to talk to them" means you send us PM with one liners like that..
well don't be surprised at the replies!
I had one today in fact. I posted to the Surrey Couple party thread - the one for Couples and Bi-fems - as in - no single guys even need to be reading this - about seeing one of the girls bdays in.
Some dozy twat - a name I don't recognise - nobody I have heard of or seen in a thread with me - PMs me about looking to see his bday in the same way.
So I gave him an "aggressive" response.
So for PM Trolls - don't complain if you get an "aggressive" reply when you do this!
Rachel
P.S. Butter doesn't melt in my mouth - but sperm does.
Quote by Cicero
Hello everyone
Chick 0074 what are groups? Are these as the name suggests? How does one get in touch? Bristol sounds fun its only an hours drive from me.
Love Cicero
A group is tied into someone's email address.
They are a group of people who either email each other party info or have a mini site.
It's a bit like this Let's Meet Up forum, but only people on the lists will get the emails.
You can't decide to get in touch you would need to be invited to join and get on the list, that's what happened to us. I have been PM'd invites from people I have never seen on the forum following posts I made. I guess these people like to keep underground. But then that is what swinging was like in the old days before the Net, when it was done through contact mags, phone calls and letters (and you could leave your back door open...).
And call me "Rachel", not this "Chick" business.
And even if you do call me "Chick" - some do - leave the number off - it isn't part of my name!
Rachel
Quote by lorrilove
i have to admit i've never actually done it with six at a time, just visualised it in the planning stages
That is why I always advise to vet the guys first for a gangbang, use guys you have been with before and know they are reliable - they will turn up, can get it up and keep it up.
I did a gangbang once where one of the guys waiting got so excited he squirted just watching the action, so he eliminated himself. Then the next guy couldn't get it up.
What was supposed to be a 5 guy gangbang ended up reduced to just me and 3 guys, one of whom was my husband (and as always he was the best).
So as with all things Proper Prior Planning Prevents Poor Performance.
Or something like that.
Rachel
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