Hi guys,
Perhaps problems getting your PMs?
Choc&Sex
If you're not too heavily into cooking but like nice food cooked at home, try going to a local Tesco/Sainsbury's/Waitrose and picking up some ready to cook food from their fresh deli counter. Drop in the week before and talk to the people serving behind the counter. Explain what you want to do and they'll probably be very helpful, suggesting what goes well with what, then on the day just call lin a pick up what you need ready to finish off at home.
Remember for a fun night, passion & pasta don't usually mix well - go for low carb meals that leave you feeling light and spritely! Beef's good if she eats it, or tiger prawns, lots of mixed salad (dead easy to prepare) with balsamic vinegar dressing & extra virgin olive oil.
Have you considered a bottle of fizz? It doesn't have to be champagne, sparkling chardonnays are good from Australia or California - just make sure whatever it is is well chilled, chill the glasses as well if you've got the space in the fridge.
And you may want to skip desert in favour of a small box of Thorntons/supermarket's finest choccies that you can take with you and retire to the comfy chairs on (NOT THE COMFY CHAIRS!). And you probably already know brands typically don't matter in all this, as luv2lick capably pointed out its the delivery that matters. She's guaranteed to swoon over you because you've taken so much effort.
Have a great nite!
Each year, the Washington Post's "Style Invitational" asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are the 2001 winners:
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.
Since junior ran off with grandma's teeth grandad's smile had become almost permanent.
The new "Playing air guitar" theraphy for the patients was working very well indeed.
Big THANK YOU to DeniseBabe and Mister_Discreet for organising a great night. DeniseBabe you surprised me when you told me it was the *first* Munch in Essex, surely not the last???
As our first munch we were nervous/excited but once we got chatting with people we were put well at ease - so a big THANKS to everyone we met in particular LibraLove, Mr. GenHertsCpl, MrsFC, Kinky Essex, Breezer and Fiona & Jed. To anyone we've forgotten to mention sorry but the evening seemed to go so quickly! We had a great time and look forward to the next one - where/when is it???
Choc&Sex.
xxx
A good friend once gave an IT training course in Denmark where the group had in it two blokes called "Dik" and "Kok". He had a great deal of trouble keeping a straight face that week.
Saw this...
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
All you have to do is be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father figure
6. a teacher
7. an educator
8. a cook
9. a gardener
10. a carpenter
11. a driver
12. an engineer
13. a mechanic
14. an interior decorator
15. a stylist
16. a sex therapist
17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician
18. a psychologist
19. a psychiatrist
20. a therapist
21. a good father
22. a gentleman
23. well organized
24. tidy
25. very clean
26. athletic
27. affectionate
28. affable
29. attentive
30. ambitious
31. amenable
32. articulate
33. bold
34. brave
35. creative
36. courageous
37. complimentary
38. capable
39. decisive
40. intelligent
41. imaginative
42. interesting
43. prudent
44. patient
45. polite
46. passionate
47. respectful
48. sweet
49. strong
50. skillful
51. supportive
52. sympathetic
53. tolerant
54. understanding
55. someone who loves shopping
56. someone who doesn't make problems
57. someone who never looks at other women
58. very rich
AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:
59. are neither jealous nor disinterested
60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with them than with her
61. give her space, but show interest and concern in where she goes
ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
62. Not forget the dates of:
* anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
* graduation
* birthday
* menstruation
HOW HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Let him play with your boobs.
Didn't a actress from Eastenders and her bloke get done for performing a lewd act on a public highway? I thought she should have got an Emmy (?) for that and banged up for Eastenders. well, lock up the whole cast while yer at it, make the world a better place.
Hi Mr T.
I don't know if you're violating any posting rules here (being new myself) but thought you and other peeps may like to know that the link to the website quoted is not owned by the mobile company O2, but rather another company. How comfortable people feel about giving their details to a 3rd party is up to them, but just so peeps know, here's the company that's registered as owning the domain:
Whois lookup for
Domain found
Domain Name..........
Creation Date........ 2003-08-16
Registration Date.... 2003-08-16
Expiry Date.......... 2005-08-16
Organisation Name.... dare digital limited
Organisation Address. 8-10 Great Titchfield Street
Organisation Address.
Organisation Address. London
Organisation Address. W1W 8BB
Organisation Address. London
Organisation Address. GREAT BRITAIN (UK)
Admin Email..........
Admin Phone.......... +
Admin Fax............ +
compare this with the registration details for :
Registrant:
O2 (UK) Ltd, Service Operations
354 Buckingham Avenue
Slough, Berkshire SL1 4PF
GB
It sounds like a great offer (O2 did something similar about a year ago at least) so I looked for the link to the actual offer on the O2 website but couldn't find it. Can anyone oblige?
Hope this isn't scare mongering - just trying to see through some mist - sorry if I've caused any trouble.
If its not too late can we come too pls? If so, when do people usually start arriving, what do peeps usually wear? All the usual stuff never-b4-munchers ask???
thanks!
Choc&Sex
PS DeniseBabe we PM'd you last night but maybe it didn't get through? xxx
) so can't give advice only to say we've perhaps taken one step further and are going to the Essex Munch this Sat. Its the advice everyone seems to offer "Go to a Munch" so we're going. 
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I think its a nice feeling, err... therefore it is 
