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ddante
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Bisexual Female, 56
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Quote by Lost
Amy Lee in a graveyard at Midnight full moon baying wolves full Gothic clothing candle light happening from the church doorway Organ music playing a short walk into the church up to the alter clearing the crap off the top and throwing a wanton Amy Lee on it then ermmmmm me sacrificing (sort of in a way-ish something to do with sticking something in) myself on top of Amy Lee!
Have i said too muchbut i think I may just have me a couple of minutes 'personal' time
Call me when your sober
As an aside maybe a more realistic goal, l would to be, shagging the Duchess of York by the side of the water junmp at Badmington with Princess Anne sitting on her horse shouting encouragement :thumbup:
mr lost we think your mental!!! but we love you!!
Quote by fildee
This year I'll be 40 yeah the big 4&0. So I've decided I'm gonna get my bike licence. Already bought myself a nice FZR600 got the course & test booked for next month.
So I was wondering what other ppl have done, i.e the convertable car is like no good for me I live in the cold wet
So what ya gonna do for yours?
Well mr dd 50 this year and im 40
and we gettin married!!!!!!!!! but no one knows...its a secret 
except you bunch of perves :P we hopin to drag 2 witnesses off the street when the time arrives!!!!!!!!!! 
Quote by Bonedigger
Im not someoen who embarrases easily (apart from having to stand up and talk in front of a group of people) but today I had the MOST cringeworthy moment of my life so far.
Was helping sis put some stuff to sell on that famous auction site, showing her how to do the photos and stuff, with her sat beside me at the PC. I uploaded her photos from her cam to my pc, and opened my picture file to get the first one out to upload to ebay......to be confronted by a FULL SCREEN close up, showing of me giving a blowjob to the 9 incher one of my swinging playmates :shock:
I was mortified and couldnt minimise the pic quick enough!
Thank god you couldnt see that it wasnt in fact my OH, as I'm the model of prim and prissyness to my family!!! So now hubby is proud thinking that his sis in law things hes VWE, and i can never show my face again!
Oh the shame LOL, i was certainly red faced I can tell you!!! I dodnt know where to put myself!
Mr dd banned my son from using pc as there so many naughty pics and vids on here :crazy: but when mr dd was out one nite my sone gave me a present of a music video i really like to download and while he was sitting by the side of me i opened what i thought was a video of my fave artist only for us both to be confronted by me giving a meet from here a
with moving pics!!!! Thankfully he was so shocked his mother had porn on her pc he didnt realise it was his mum!!! :scared: (he's 18 btw 
) mrs dd xx 
sharleen spiteri (lead singer of texas) 
from mrs dd xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxQuote by X_fanny_x
Ok madness has taken over and this weekend a few of us are ... wait for it...... drumroll
going camping :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
There will be rain ,
wind ,
and snow
and a few camping mad hatters sleeping in tents
on sunday our tents may well look like
so any ideas how to keep warm cept the usual blankets sleepings bags 10 layers of clothes and heaters (nee shagging lol kids will be about) any camping games u love
or just tell us we flipping off our rockers
Tan x
nice bumps by the way :shock:
Wished we lived nearer 
we thought about camping this weekend too but saw weather and decided against it!!!!! :cry: But went camping last april and last october so a bit of cold weather doesnt bother us....but rain and snow is another matter!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
thick mattress and 25 tog quilt might help
we thought about camping this weekend too but saw weather and decided against it!!!!! :cry: But went camping last april and last october so a bit of cold weather doesnt bother us....but rain and snow is another matter!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:thick mattress and 25 tog quilt might help
next???? :cheers: love p&s xx mr&mrs dd xxxxhi ive only been with mr dd for 4 years we started off doin the ridiculously expensive gift thing at xmas. Then last year we decided to go skiing on 5th of jan so something had to go..ie: presents to each other. It was well worth it!!!
This year ...no chrissy pressies for each other and a trip to edinburgh in the New year...think there's a pattern forming here!!! one which we're both keen to continue
we started off doin the ridiculously expensive gift thing at xmas. Then last year we decided to go skiing on 5th of jan so something had to go..ie: presents to each other. It was well worth it!!!This year ...no chrissy pressies for each other and a trip to edinburgh in the New year...think there's a pattern forming here!!! one which we're both keen to continue
Quote by flower411
OK ...I started the "counting" thread partly because I`d been chatting to someone who said the she`d only had sex with a man other than her husband when she started swinging.
A couple of people have now mentioned the same thing.
What`s that like then ?????? :shock:
Having one sexual partner and then deciding between you that you want others !! After, how many years ??? :shock:
The second one !!
WOW !!! that must be really amazing !!
I`m always impressed when people say that they`ve been married for 20 twenty years and only ever had sex with each other. It`s like they must be such wonderful, loyal people ....I am sooooo jealous of that kind of committment....
It`s funny ...but I think I have it now
Not sure that all makes sense !!
But i`ll hit "submit" anyway ... see what occurs !
Hi Well i got married at 18..to the only man id ever had sex with
stayed married for 17 years. But got bored and eventually left, had one other partner..then met mr dd :lol: he hadn't swung(?) before i met him, 41/2 years ago but we decided to embark on this fantastic journey together and loving every minute of it :lol: Long may it continue!! Just like to stick up for single males...who sometimes seem to get a raw deal!! we've met a few single guys 
sometimes pre arranged in hotels and sometimes on the spur of the moment at our house....all have turned up and all have been courteouse and respectfull we just generally chat in the chatrooms and you can normally see who are the genuine ones :high-smile:
we've met a few single guys sometimes pre arranged in hotels and sometimes on the spur of the moment at our house....all have turned up and all have been courteouse and respectfull we just generally chat in the chatrooms and you can normally see who are the genuine ones :high-smile: 