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dirtydoug
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · London

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Forum Virgin
Quote by zootle
I've got a great idea, we should have some kind of a verification system for single guys!

Well, considering a few odd people I've bumped into in the past, I wouldn't restrict that to single guys - there would be the saddos pretending to be women/couples/whatever and who aren't what they say they are. Predominantly that probably boils down to what is in reality a single guy but the problem isn't restricted to them alone. Hence, if you only look online, you pay the price. Go to a munch, get some friends - a whole other world called 'reality' opens up.
Forum Virgin
My fuckbuddy Rachel and I often meet up in a pub near where she works in Farringdon - then slope off for a quicky in a nearby spot which, though 'public' is secluded from prying eyes. We both find it highly arousing to be indulging in an anal bonk, which she prefers, as cars pass by within yards yet nobody can see us.
I am highly in favour of the quicky, just as long as there are slowies too!
Forum Virgin
One of my faves is 'The Laughing Policeman' - me and a student gf some years back used to put that on and then shag to it, me trying to keep in time to his laughing with the old in-out. But then she was as twisted as me.
The other neat shagging rhythm is 'Nellie the Elephant', shagging in 2/2 time at least has the merit of simplicity. Somebody will tell me it's 3/4 or 4/4 now of course.
Forum Virgin
According to the 'strange sexual injuries' book I have (seriously, found it in a bookshop years ago), do NOT attempt anything involving a vacuum cleaner.
Forum Virgin
Quote by Libra-Love
Does this mean you had to pop a condom onto it first? :shock:

When you have fallen in love with it you make a solemn commitment and start going bareback
Forum Virgin
They reply because they are stupid, lazy and desperate. Sadly they pollute the environment for everyone else.
Sites like these need a kind of 'lameness' score that you can attach to unwanted emails which would then be visible to everyone who viewed the punter's profile. I think that would be fairly discouraging once word got around.
Doug
Forum Virgin
When does it stop being rough sex and become S/M? Is it about what you set out to do or what you actually find yourself doing half way through?