Apologies accepted darling..............You do an absolutely wonderful job and i'm sure nobody has anything to complain about.
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hmmmmmm.............I guess i'm shallow, because I do need to be physically attracted to a person. I'm sorry but i'm really not into fucking a lard arse with billy bob teeth and a comb over....YUK YUK YUK. But after saying that, looks alone arn't enough either, I need mental stimulation and if you can make me laugh too your almost guaranteed of getting my thong off.
enchantress with the depth of a puddle signing off XXX
enchantress with the depth of a puddle signing off XXX
Mark, went to see the film at the begining of the week with my 14yr old son. It's full on action and special effects and very little plot. My son informs me that the plot will be explained in part 3.......oh I can hardly contain my excitement at the prospect <weg>.
Personally speaking, The Secretary was more my cup of tea ;)
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Personally speaking, The Secretary was more my cup of tea ;)
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Mark, I would react the same if the posting was by a girlie. As I tell my 14yr old son, you have plenty of time to explore this big bad world, don't try and do it all in one day.
Anyway, instead of deleting the offending posting i've edited it....lol
Take care darlings and remember.....Be good, be bad, be you! XXX
Anyway, instead of deleting the offending posting i've edited it....lol
Take care darlings and remember.....Be good, be bad, be you! XXX
bigcock, have you ever been watching tv and then the commercial break arrives and horror of horror it's that bloody tv commercial that really annoys you, because it is being constantly shown, though it differs slightly from time to time. You make a solemn oath never to buy the product because it's trying to oversell itself???? Well if so, then I would take a little look at what your doing.......Too many adds is a turnoff........try impressing us women by telling us a little about yourself.
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Good point Jags to point out the safety aspect of a meet. It's always wise to have what I would call a Safe Call. You leave the telephone number, name and all other details you have about the person you are meeting with a friend. You then tell your friend that if you havn't called them by a certain time that they have to contact the police. I also always arrange an everyday word that I will use if I am in danger. I t could be me saying to friend "Yeah, everything is wikked", the word wikked being the danger word, as i would never normally say that.
Remember darlings, keep safe X
Remember darlings, keep safe X
Well chaps, i'm genuine and i'm in the SW, but sadly i'm a single girlie so I can't fulfill the menage a trois fantasy that you may be having. I know what you guys mean though, tis difficult to find what you desire. I receive lots of emails from guys wanting a one on one, but that isn't really what i'm looking for. Also I find that i'm quite often not attracted to the face in the pictures that I am sent. Blimey, that makes me sound shallow I know, but hey this is my fantasy. Just for the record, i'm not an out and out babe, that some people have referred to me as being. I don't wish to dissapoint anyone.
Remember chaps patience is a virtue. I'm sure you'll get your fun.
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Remember chaps patience is a virtue. I'm sure you'll get your fun.
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Congratulations Mark. I hope that you get the positive article that you are hoping for. I've recently had some guy from Granada TV contacting me, wanting me to take part in a programme about high sex drives and deviant lifestyles. I shall not be taking part in the programme as this is my secret life and I like it to be that way.
Burnleylad wrote:
Fave lyric.
Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg.
(led zepp)
Mark wrote:
"I wanna be your backdoor man" hehe, great song that one.
ooooooo How about this for lyrics by Xray Spex.
"Some people think that children should be seen and not heard, but I think.....OH BONDAGE UP YOURS!" Or "Does your Pussy do the dog" by the Cramps.
enchantress now on a quest to find erotic lyrics XXX
Fave lyric.
Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg.
(led zepp)
Mark wrote:
"I wanna be your backdoor man" hehe, great song that one.
ooooooo How about this for lyrics by Xray Spex.
"Some people think that children should be seen and not heard, but I think.....OH BONDAGE UP YOURS!" Or "Does your Pussy do the dog" by the Cramps.
enchantress now on a quest to find erotic lyrics XXX
