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fiftyfun
3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Male, 76
Straight Female, 80
United Kingdom
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Warming the Bed
We used my husbands best mate. He is a really nice guy and could be trusted tottally.
We went to a motel near him 150 miles away from us. had a meal and then back to the room for a good drink and a "smoke". it was hilarious. a little awkward actually starting but when we did, sparks flew. until i got his trousers off and saw his mr man pants !!!
They had a little squeaky cock fixed on the front and the words... mr squeaky comes out to play printed over it. We fell about laughing, a real ice breaker. it was a special evening with all the things we wanted to do being achieved. a bonus was we found he was a repeat heavy cummer !. It established the mmf 3 sum as my favourite sexy fun. He travels up to us once a year for a weekend and it is still the best 3sum we do.
"Trust a trusted friend"
Jay
We went to a motel near him 150 miles away from us. had a meal and then back to the room for a good drink and a "smoke". it was hilarious. a little awkward actually starting but when we did, sparks flew. until i got his trousers off and saw his mr man pants !!!
They had a little squeaky cock fixed on the front and the words... mr squeaky comes out to play printed over it. We fell about laughing, a real ice breaker. it was a special evening with all the things we wanted to do being achieved. a bonus was we found he was a repeat heavy cummer !. It established the mmf 3 sum as my favourite sexy fun. He travels up to us once a year for a weekend and it is still the best 3sum we do.
"Trust a trusted friend"
Jay
Warming the Bed
I went through hell with my daughter, similar scenario to Lissa. we allowed her to go her way and stayed in touch. eventually we met "him" and in fact he grew into a decent guy as years went by. he finally convinced us he was ok when he became a biker. now we all go out on our bikes together . BIKERS RULE *
Jay
Jay
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at a party in holland, the girls had to bend over the settee ( 4 of us) and the guys took it in turns to insert thier penis in each girl with only 3 slow thrusts allowed. the girls had to guess the penis . the correct answer meant the girl moved away leaving the remainder to carry on untill only one was left, who had to do a forfeit.
do you know I never did get it right and ended up last both times !!!! mmmmm who says british girls are stupid
jay
do you know I never did get it right and ended up last both times !!!! mmmmm who says british girls are stupid
jay
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we advertised for gangbang guys, sifted the replies and checked profiles together,
Then we both had phone chats with them and finally met the shortlisted guys individually for a drink (only). thus when we finally "did it" we both approved of each guy and through the social meets the guys knew how to behave and what was expected of them and any rules that needed to be known. Only did it once and it took several weeks to set up but it was damn near puuurrrfect !
Jay
Then we both had phone chats with them and finally met the shortlisted guys individually for a drink (only). thus when we finally "did it" we both approved of each guy and through the social meets the guys knew how to behave and what was expected of them and any rules that needed to be known. Only did it once and it took several weeks to set up but it was damn near puuurrrfect !
Jay
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fat or thin, we get really pissed off with the attitude of airlines. we fly often and have been treated poorly on quite a few occassions. Just ask anyone who was at heathrow at christmas !!! and we are still waiting for our baggage to turn up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GRRRRRRR
Warming the Bed
When my husband plays on his own I dont want to know anything about it. he is the same way and doesnt want to know what I get up to. we do have rules and we trust the other to stick to them. its what a loving relationship is all about.
we have been married 30 years and swinging for about 25 years off and on and it works for us. we have no jealousies, no affairs and very very few arguments.
If a woman wanted to "out" my husband because she thought he was cheating I would thump her for sticking her nose in.
Ten years ago a man told my husband that he had seen me with a guy in a swingers club and thought he should know. My husband told him to **** off and thumped him.
Swinging is just about sex, not a lonely hearts club where we seek new life partners , thats what dating agencies are for. Keep it simple..... if you like em, then shag em. thats all ,no more no less
Jay x
we have been married 30 years and swinging for about 25 years off and on and it works for us. we have no jealousies, no affairs and very very few arguments.
If a woman wanted to "out" my husband because she thought he was cheating I would thump her for sticking her nose in.
Ten years ago a man told my husband that he had seen me with a guy in a swingers club and thought he should know. My husband told him to **** off and thumped him.
Swinging is just about sex, not a lonely hearts club where we seek new life partners , thats what dating agencies are for. Keep it simple..... if you like em, then shag em. thats all ,no more no less
Jay x
Warming the Bed
When my husband plays on his own I dont want to know anything about it. he is the same way and doesnt want to know what I get up to. we do have rules and we trust the other to stick to them. its what a loving relationship is all about.
we have been married 30 years and swinging for about 25 years off and on and it works for us. we have no jealousies, no affairs and very very few arguments.
If a woman wanted to "out" my husband because she thought he was cheating I would thump her for sticking her nose in.
Ten years ago a man told my husband that he had seen me with a guy in a swingers club and thought he should know. My husband told him to **** off and thumped him.
Swinging is just about sex, not a lonely hearts club where we seek new life partners , thats what dating agencies are for. Keep it simple..... if you like em, then shag em. thats all ,no more no less
Jay x
we have been married 30 years and swinging for about 25 years off and on and it works for us. we have no jealousies, no affairs and very very few arguments.
If a woman wanted to "out" my husband because she thought he was cheating I would thump her for sticking her nose in.
Ten years ago a man told my husband that he had seen me with a guy in a swingers club and thought he should know. My husband told him to **** off and thumped him.
Swinging is just about sex, not a lonely hearts club where we seek new life partners , thats what dating agencies are for. Keep it simple..... if you like em, then shag em. thats all ,no more no less
Jay x
Warming the Bed
we have a new window cleaner, he is from poland and quite a hunk. . wife suggested him for a 3sum. .It took a lot of explaining to him what we meant as he doesnt speak a lot of english. on the big night he turned up with 2 bloody mates !!!. after the laughter died down we got rid of the extra two and it was a really good night. 
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Quote by fleagal
at this rate we could have a mini ride-out to Matlock one Sunday morning....
Wadda yer reckon
Fleagal
Matlock sounds OK, there is a swinging bikers group that meet there, they have little stickers on the bike so they can recognise one another. i nicked one once and put it on a very straight couples bike. it was huge fun watching thier faces when couples came up to them !!!!!! We ride a Goldwing by the way. good riding LOL Johnx
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Quote by fleagal
at this rate we could have a mini ride-out to Matlock one Sunday morning....
Wadda yer reckon
Fleagal
Matlock sounds OK, there is a swinging bikers group that meet there, they have little stickers on the bike so they can recognise one another. i nicked one once and put it on a very straight couples bike. it was huge fun watching thier faces when couples came up to them !!!!!! We ride a Goldwing by the way. good riding LOL Johnx
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Quote by Mister_Discreet
To get to the postcode setting:
1. Click "My Account" from the right hand menu.
2. This takes you to a page titled "edit your account", which has "Account Settings | Profile Settings | Forum Settings" written just to the left of the right hand menu.
3. Click "Account Settings" from that list.
4. Halfway down the page is a set of 4 radio buttons to choose " Show Other Members My: Town County Postcode None". Select the button to the left of "None", then click "Update" at the bottom of the screen
5. Look at the page to see if your changes have been accepted. If not, try choosing a town from the pull down menu just above the 4 radio buttons and try again.
I dont get any towns in my dropdown !
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Quote by Mister_Discreet
To get to the postcode setting:
1. Click "My Account" from the right hand menu.
2. This takes you to a page titled "edit your account", which has "Account Settings | Profile Settings | Forum Settings" written just to the left of the right hand menu.
3. Click "Account Settings" from that list.
4. Halfway down the page is a set of 4 radio buttons to choose " Show Other Members My: Town County Postcode None". Select the button to the left of "None", then click "Update" at the bottom of the screen
5. Look at the page to see if your changes have been accepted. If not, try choosing a town from the pull down menu just above the 4 radio buttons and try again.
I dont get any towns in my dropdown !
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Quote by cheekychimp
It took me the 2nd time to pass my driving test.....even though I nearly killed a cyclist...!!
I then got into my car, hopped onto the M56 motorway and ended up in Wales..!!
How many times for you and where was your first journey..??
CheekyChimp.....
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A Member of Operational Change Management
40years ago, passed first time and bought a fiat 500 for a fiver. set off for the south of france, picked up a french girl hitchhiker, got first mobile blowjob, . fiat blew up halfway. spent 2 weeks with the french girl in paris before hitching home. bliss !
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Quote by Sexysteph
The Admin Team are aware of the problem and it is on their to do list
Am sure they will let us know when it is rectified.
Steph
cheers steph, I will sit back and wait. The new site is a little hard to get used to, and I dont find it so easy to browse. cest la vie ! it will no doubt come right in the end.
