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fiftyfun
3 weeks ago
Bi-curious Male, 76
Straight Female, 80
United Kingdom

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Hi Thanks for the replies.
I just tried it again and it worked dunno?? yes I am an aol user and have been for years with no probs.
Cache and cookies are cleared everytime i go off line.
I suppose it was just start up bugs.. missed my afternoon chat though. :sad:
well the new site was looking good. checked on friends, checked my profile etc. went to go into chat ......said to join up ?? so i tried that with a new name etc. tried to get in chat .....no still shows me the join up page allthough showing logged in at top.
anyone else had this.?
My hubby has man flu too at the mo, I have to sympathise though, throat so sore he cant even swallow water properly, chesty cough which hurts his allready bad back when he coughs , runny eyes that get stuck together overnight...he is self employed so has to work through it which is why i give him sympathy. if he really is bad and has to stay home he is so ill he just sleeps so he cant get bored really.
As a woman i never get bored when home sick,
i still have to do the washing, ironing, vacuuming, etc.!! but he does get me my dinner ( ready meal )
Jay
We have a diesel 4x4. it is converted to LPG and only has to use a tiny amount of diesel.
The exhaust is cleaner than a brand new small car. !
we use it for towing and when it snows, but it only does about 4000 miles a year.
Now MOTs are done on computer it surely would be fairer if when we taxed it they got it on the computer where they would see the miles done and the engines pollution level and tax you accordingly ?
love Jay
Quote by Vonneyuk
after watching this example i think i'll avoid vista for now,the guy would have been quicker doing it manually,lol,made me laugh.

very funny ! PMSL !
Jay
we have been lucky and have been avid concert goers from the 60s and clapton, hendrix. floyd days to the present with meatloaf and the current headliners,
but our one wish would be to see Elvis .....
. What good set of replies. thankyou one and all.
we have decided not to buy it and stick with XP
BUT we just bought a Mac G3 with 17" screen keyboard and mouse running Tiger OSX. for £100 out the local paper and it is brilliant. we will see how we get on with it.
love Jayxxx
Its our third year with norton firewall and antivirus, worth every penny so far, nothing gets through and it cleans and defrags the system quickly.
jayx
my first mmf was passionate and the guy was wonderfull, we knew straight away it would be dangerous to see him again.
we saw a few other guys but I got fed up with shagging strangers allthough i know for some it is their thing.
We found a really nice guy, he is funny, good looking and I fancy him like mad but could never fall in love with him. he happily discussed what we all wanted to do and what my hubby wanted to see. he is ok with film and pics. so we see him about 5 times a year.
it works for us
jay x
Quote by Liaisons
fiftyfun, the main new feature of Vista is the new Aero glass interface, how did you find that?

I thought it was a gimmick, i really cant see how it will help us in a home pc
Thankyou for all the feedback. we went round to somebodies house last night to see it on their PC. it looks pretty but doesnt do anything I cant do now. I allready have a good firewall and virus protection. I manage and edit pictures with Adobe and ust couldnt see anything better just different. He too has had problems with running his exisiting softeware . And it has crashed more than once.
so in light of what we saw and the good feedback from you people we have decided to give it a miss .
many thanks for the feedback and happy swinging
Jayx
Windows Vista has just been launched. Our PC is big enough to run it and we have read the blurb on what it does .
Has any one used it yet and can anyone explain in normal language what it will really mean for us.
we use our pc for this site , will it improve or affect it. ?and normal e mail stuff. My husband does a lot of surfing and research into local history etc. we dont play games on we do watch movies.
jay x
I was driving from vegas to San francisco while on holiday a couple of years ago.
I got caught in a radar trap and stopped by the police . The cop directed me by the loudhailer on his car to stay in the vehicle with my hands on the dashboard. I thought the voice sounded familiar. when the cop came alongside the car I was amazed to see my ex boyfriend from school days in the 60s. He had emigrated many years ago and was now deputy sheriff in Havasu city. and yes the bastard still wrote me a ticket !!!
Jay
a few years ago I used to have a website featuring mature women in lingerie. It was all innocent clean fun with no porn. It was run by a guy who ran several other similar sites.
We had never met him as he lived a long way away.
He did a good job and the site was successful. However , a couple of the women said that in their e mails with him he seemed to know a bit of about our swinging fun and we thought that one of us had told him.
We had a meeting to sort it out as by now we were starting to argue a bit. so 5 wives and husbands met at ours . it was soon obvious that it wasnt one of us so we decided to have our computers checked by a specialist .
He found that two computers had been hacked and not only did the hacker have access to our private pics but also got our e mails !.
The PCs belonged to the only two woman that had been sent CDs with slide shows of thier galleries set to music , by the webmaster ! we had the CDs checked and found a buried program in them which gave the webmaster total took advice from the police who said they wouldnt be able to trace him but if we could get any clues to pass them on and they would take very firm action.
One of the husbands hatched a plot, his wife started flirting with him by mail , and eventually in order to receive some of her used underwear he gave his address.!!!
we went straight to the police who contacted the guys local force immediately by phone and asked them to follow it up.
On that evening they went and had a "word" with him. Our site promptly disapeared
and to this day his other sites havent been updated. we never heard from him again.
The husbands had a boys night out soon after, very suspicious as none of them would let on where they had been or what they had got up to.
we have never found out......cant help wondering if they went for a "word" too.
long story I know, but the gist of it is.... go to the police.......( and tell some male friends )
Mr fifty has funny feet ( you can here them laughing in the next room ) he only wears clarkes shoes and when in jersey he bought 2 pairs for the price of one on the mainland.
Otherwise we go to the clarkes factory outlet at Doncaster lakeside.
Beans... has to be Branston.
Dog food.. we are in the pet trade and sell 15kg bags of dog food. one manufacturer provides 4 different brands but with the same make up of ingredients and price ranging from £20 down to £8 !
Drugs... Beware of unknown or cheap brands. There are some forgeries out there !
the same goes for replacement car parts like clutches and brake pads.
Mr fifty bought my mother perfume from the pound shop and it has lasted years.....
she doesnt use perfume lol
Jay
all of the above help. But we moved from the south east up to yorkshire 20 years ago and have not suffered it since !
Its reet grand up ere !
jay
This is actually a true case.
The young chap was very naive and had never had sex.
He was getting married and asked his dad what to do.
His dad said " its pretty easy son, you just put the hardest part of your body into where she pees " . so he did !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jayx
good smell...castrol "R" in a racing engine or burnt rubber at santa pod dragstrip
Bad smell....wet dogs. we have 8 and also run a dog grooming parlour
bad smell 2...getting a snog and catching the gingivitis odour just before the lips meet eeeeuuugh !
Brilliant ! we had argued several times in the pub about this ad. Not sure if I should tell hubby about it though becaus I was wrong LOL.
Jay
we may be there, not sure what I am doing yet but if I cant go mr fifty will have spare seat (and heated waistcoat ) 1800 goldwing.
jay
welcome guys and have great fun. we thought we knew what we were into before we joined. How wrong we were lol
shaved (both of us) cleaner and nice for oily fun.
have you ever kissed a dogs back ? why not, cos its hairy ?
hubby was in the chatroom and perving the profiles. he looked at one and thought he wouldnt stand a chance in a million years. they were lots younger and not looking for anyone. next day he got a mail from them inviting him to chat and they eventually met.
so it is a good thing. for me...i advertise under a different name than this one and have never been perved, but then i dont do the chat or forums with it.
learn all about the G spot... and girls get yourself a crystal wand they hit the spot !!! didnt know i could gush till we got one, now he can do it with his fingers as well
Jay
try searching" marks bookmarks," loads of free video clips and pics. also a quality site is
" the huns yellow pages " a huge site with funny stuff as well. no pop ups or problems with this in 3 years of daily visits.
john
we are vegetarians ( i only eat man meat )but the quorne roast lasted two days
1st time we used enigma. great memories. another good one was sade. but we have even done it to AC/DC you shook me all night long !!! and guns and roses. but hey we are bikers