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Quote by TheFacilitator
Who would have thought that such a dull question could have inspired all this rich debate lol

well if you thought thus why did you post such a question
Jeel bear
Quote by well_busty_babe
i am going away for a long weekend (4 days) so thought i would say bye.. in case anyone missed me! rolleyes
if i happen to get placed in the booby comp.. please place a front page announcement in one of the national papers so i can see.
biggrin
see ya all on tuesday
x x x x x x x x x x x

mal do we need any other reason to publish WBB along with her out takes?
Gilbert
Jas
at last you can misbehave here as you would wish without him seeing!!!!
so lie back and enjoy the pics !!!,,, no don't let him see them make him suffer . you know you will enjoy!!!
so whatabout the latest offerings?
mmm
Filbert
Quote by redstilletto
put me down as well ill be there with a friend if that ok

its alright Lar yous down
G :twisted:
Quote by Ice Pie
actuually there is more disposable income in the north

That's because we're daft enough down here to think twenty grand's worth of bricks is a snip at only 50 years wages. I very nearly moved to Doncaster last year purely because of the house prices, but then I found out there's no Seven Eleven. rotflmao
Bloody hell Ice we are surrounded bu=y 24/7s in this neck of the woods
we even have choice with in 15 mins drive.
and so much more
in Manc centre
Gilbert
Quote by TheFacilitator
Bad timing Gilby
I shall be holidaying in the caribbean. redface Maybe it is true about us having more money down here.

Carribbean or NW munch,
ya see Facilly babes
too many people would say cancel the holiday, thing is I would never even contemplate a caribbean hols
Think Facilly babes that actuually there is more disposable income in the north, but that is an whole other debate
so plan to be at the next munch and enjoy northern hospotitality mushy peas black puddings and pies, and CHEAPER beer!
Gilbert northern since years gone by
just how is this a difficult question?
I can thnk of nothing more boring sitting on a bank just holding a rod doing preciosu little
gilbert
drying paint is far more exciting
Ice I would if I could but my bosom aint worth talking about and my adoptee may get jelous
would if I could but I can't
Gilbertina
now come on Facilly babes
we don't all speak corrie tha knows
just as they don't all speak Wurzel down there, anyway some of us come with sub titles
I noticed today that WBB has subliminal advertising!!!! Yes WBB I did see that!!! :twisted:
wicked woman I am sure it will give Mal and I greta pleasure to smackbottom together now all the better if one of is left handed and one is right handed!!!, but that is a side issue.
fact is facilly babes we are just a horny lot up here , must be something to do with our cotton weaving heritage ( in the North west
and the cousins in Yorks had their sheep!!!! :twisted:
SO Facilly babe just accept it and aspire
come north to the munch!21 aug check out lets meet stickies
gilbert
Sexy knees it seems your first post got pulled at hi speed indicating that you aint read the rules for these forums.
The mods only pull like that if you are creating real offence,
so best advice is to take your time see what is what, I don't know if you have lurked or just jumped straight in
but get to know the forums, dependant on what you are looking for , and have alook at the ad posting guides , but bear in mind Roger's is somewhat tongue in cheek rolleyes :roll:
As Ice says decide what or who you are looking for, but themn maybe you are just here to be sociable
all the same
s ettle down be prepared not to rush... if you want a quick shag then this is not the place, no point in wasting your time, but if you want to meet virtually and then hopefully in reality some fascinating people than stay awhile
just a note, so long as you are not offensive and saying things like fancy a shag, them peeps in here do not mind polite PMs, in fact most welcome them
so feel free to join in the threads, try not to hijack them enjoy the silly ones
and become a part of a community
Not sure if you said where you were but if you do stick around and post on a regular basis then seek an invite to the NW and or London Munches ( social meets for many members ) see both as stickies in lets meet forum. but be warned invites only go to those whao have proved their mettle as it were, Invites do not go to jonny cum lately type single guys
( hope that covers all bases guys)
Regards
Gilbert
Gilbert
Quote by TheFacilitator
Now where could I get a huge throbbing cock from so that I can take a picture.
I think I may have opened a can of worms with that one

Now Facillitator what you really need to do is a hell of alot of reading... see where we have come from these past months, think of it as initiation
Go back several pages , say 20 and see what takes your fancy follow thread through to the end
not every thread, choose what takes you fancy , maybe bump it to the top,guage the level of idiocy amongst the people
especially in the GFZ but also check out the poetry zone, you will see some of you questions have already been asked but no good reason not to ressurrect the thread
as for why so many from the north that is easy, BECAUSE.
nothing else just BECAUSE!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
accept it move north
They did not call Mancs ( people from Manchester andits environs ) 24hr party people for no good reason :twisted: :twisted:
but be warned it can be dangerouss there is a Mod triangle here with Steve Mal and Bluexxx
then there is the NW Munch with a reputation that goes before itself , not that I have been but it does preceed it
so that is why north
just Because, I suppose if you have to ask then you need to be here
Gilbert
THing is marmalaid, is this your lady, be that wife, significant other lover etc?
If so get it in quick!!
and all you other ladies I suspect Marmalaid may not be entitled to enter so there is still more than enough room for you all,
so do send your pics in .
the three of us are sat here waiting breathless in anticipation
Gilbert
Quote by well_busty_babe
The Siren of the Street throughout the 1960s,

yeah..... she will do for me!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

new face pic of WBB lol
Spirited, Auburn hair, busty, knew her mind ( and everyone got to know) I suspect there is a similarity or two
Gilbert smile
Quote by Jags
Great to see that ya had a fantsstic response.
Imagine being able to say on ya profile / siggy:
SH Breasts of 2004
So come on ladies you know you want that title GO FOR IT & post in
The WHOOSH Man

I've already got a title... SH Moderator of the Year. Think one title is sufficient, two would be downright greedy!!! lol :lol:
Oh Jags your just being Shy
go on
Gilbert smile
Quote by mollyandchris_54746
Let me know if you need any more pics of my tits
I have loads
:twisted: :twisted:
Molly xx

I think the term is YES PLEASE!!!
we need to , I think the term is suffer for our art!! :twisted:
Gilbert
who has an impartial sword
Afternoon Naso, so far this place is quiet, but it will be bouncing soon enough, come on in pull up a chair and get to know the natives.
Fancy a glass og umbongo?
Wonderful I thought so
Gilbert
Calista's ankle biters:
"mummy mummy there's a picture of your tattoo on your computer!!!"
smile
Gilbert
Quote by Vix
Just hit backspace.
Worth a shot. Works for me.

Vix why is it that this coming from you sounds like adouble entendre?
Gilbert
Well I am going the idiots way abit like YES
I am going to have a bank of keyboards and screens and woofers and tweeters, and mice by the dozen ( well 1/6th of a dozen)
if you going to do something grand and silly do it right my old grannie used to say as she sat polishing the step chewing tobacco, they don't make Grannies like that anymore
Gilbert
Neil congrats and in times gone by thanks for being there and saying what you'v e said
Gilbert
Quote by Vix
Gil - On yer back then, pal.

Vix
I do not need to be told twice :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ,
but then I thought That I had best not post the picture that the thought conjoured up :twisted: well not here
Giilbert
cheers Neil, I think
so I can be registered as two identities at the same time and thus jump from one to the other I think?
mind you with two machines next to each other two keyboards mice screens etc will that work? please say yes as I can manage that just got to think of additional e mail addy
Gilbert
Welcome Timmy
now you can both blossom in the freedom of singularity, Oh my goodness no stopping them now!
And Jas have you visited you know where recently?
Gilbert :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by novice1
who is elsie tanner?

Elsie Tanner was played by the lovely Pat Phoenix, who died shortly after marrying the prime minister's father-in-law. rolleyes
so that made Elsie Tanner Tony Blairs step mother in law
so Philip Lowry ( Dennis Tanner) is tony Blairs step brother in law, this could get complicated
Gilbert
Quote by VenusnMars
We are stepping into the scene because we are dirty whores who don`t want to keep our underwear on. lol
Venusxxx

OOOHHH Venus , not sure I entirely agree
sometimes its fun with underwear still on although maybe somewhet awry!!!! :twisted: :twisted: and certainly after the event somewhat soiled if not spoiled!!! :twisted:
Gilbert
HI again Pob
I got one of those last week which I ignored along with the one that said "hey long time since we have had txt sex looking fwd to hear from you" " if you no longer wish to receive these messages txt "stop" to ***** all calls cost £1 50....
THIS IS A SCAM
Use the Delete optionthats what it is there for
Gilbert
Well Pobby here is as good a place to start your education, feel free to shake your shoes off sit yourself down and enjoy the cafe,
FAncy a drinkie poos ?
Gilbert
Will someone please explain how to be me and someone else at one and the same time, and constantly switch between the two, so as to be able to post in other threads
I never did manage it last time, registering was hard enough!! redface surprisedops: :oops:
instructions for an idiot please!! :oops:
Gilbert
Quote by Vix
I I think my most used phrase is - get on your back and shut up.

I knew that there was something about Vix that was just captivating now I know what it is. Don't you love a woman that knows what she wants, and forceful too mmmmm
:twisted: :twisted:
Gilbert
Quote by -dean-
isnt ken barlow the boring one confused:
Watchit Deanoooooee
he's had more skirt on corrie than anyone!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
and he doesn't look older than 35, on a dark night in the fog
Gilbert