please ignore above health advice
Hmm caravans
Don't bother me on the motorways but when they are on A roads they annoy, but not as much as those wankers that don't leave enough room for you to get in front of them when over taking. Though i will be childish when overtaking drop to 3rd ull out and change to 4th just as you pass the drivers door with a nice flame out the side exhaust.
But you won't belive what i saw 2 weeks ago. A caravan was wandering along a A road at 40 mph and a big snake of traffic behind him. He actually pulled into a layby and let the traffic past him. Big thumbs up to him out the rollcage.
pls no big bonnet small penis jokes
don't know about blisters but i do have a expression for someone that wanks too much
"arms like a fiddler crab"
fone juggling that sounds like fun.
Just need someone else fone I'm a crap juggler.
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