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hornystockportgirl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 44

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I apologise, I am a liar !!!!
I am not kneeling on my bed, looking sexy in a black outfit.
I'm sat down, in jeans and a white top.

I apologise to everyone for all my lies !!!!!!!!
:cry: redface
Dear Pololady
Please can you confirm that my avatar is compliant with SH trading standards.
I can confirm that YES i am horny, YES i'm from Stockport and YES i'm a girl.
I look forward to recieving confirmation that i am uo to the SH Standards.
Kind Regards
HornyStockportGirl
XXX
Just thought i would let you all know i found out i passed my 1st Financial Planning Certificate,
Only 4 more exams till i'm a Financial Adviser !!!
I must admit it is one of my fantasies, However i dont know if it would be something i could do, i would prefer it to be someone i knew, but then really it would be proper.
If you dont understand that, sorry, i dont either. Im crap at typing what i'm thinking redface
I've been studying for my FPC exam, which is Financial Planning Certificate, once i've pass all 5 exams, (this was the first) i can become a financial adviser. I had the exam last Tuesday and find out if i passed on friday.
I'm not confident, but i will let you all know how i got on
I feel so ill. I was drinking double vodka and red bull. NEVER AGAIN.
I've spent most of today, with my head in the toliet. My mums just making me a sunday dinner (on saturday) so hopefully i wont throw that up.
I was upset i couldnt make it, hope everyone had a good time.
I'll definetly be there for the next one.
XXX
I'm not sure of any.
But i could doing with knowing some to, i'm going to my first party on 18th SO EXCITED !!!!
I'm staying in tonight, i'm surpose to be revising but i'm on here, so i dont think i will get any done
Me to, when i was watching it, i was so sure it would be tabby !!! I hate steve
BUT what is worse BUSTED got record of the year, now that is a joke !!!!
Quote by chelms
Horny,
How long before you give into temptation and crack open those tins?
Or are you a good girl who waits until Christmas Day?

Well hopefully it will be christmas eve, but knowing me they will be opening in a moment on weaken, or when i come home from my works do drunk on friday night
Have you noticed how they always get dolled up for a great night out and end up in the Queen Vic - NICE PLACE
Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
I'm a bit upset no-ones said mine,
But i'd have to say red bird, and serindipty (i know its spelt wrong)
x

Dont worry nobody loves me either :cry: , I think your pic is very sexy :twisted:
Thank you, yours is great too.
Well have to stick together
I'm a bit upset no-ones said mine,
But i'd have to say red bird, and serindipty (i know its spelt wrong)
x
Just wondering who everyone thinks is the best comedian Peter Kay or Ricky Gervais..
In my opintion Peter Kay by far, i mean phoenix nights, max and paddy, hes great !!!
I just can't understand why the office is still getting awards.
Quote by cu3b4ll
We also have some really nice inflatable toys for that really full feeling wink

Tell me more about these !!!!
I scream at some kids the other day, playing football and it got covered in mud so they decided to wipe it on the car (not knowing i was watching) then they decided to kick the ball straight at my car.
i lost is so bad, if i'd got my hands on them, i'd have been locked up !!!
I had a crap drive home, they have shut a lane on the m60 and instead of taking 20 mins, it now taking an hour, i'm in tear by the end of the journey.
Thank you for reading my winge
Quote by Dawn_Mids
You mean this?

Not tried it :shock:
Dawn :silly:

BEWARE !!!! i bought this for me and my boyfriend on one of our kinky days, its is very slippery when wet and took me a while to get it out my bum !!!!!!