When my girlfriend (who is now my wife) told me about a series of fantasies she'd had about swinging as though they were real events from her past my initial reaction was jealousy. This was followed by fear about STIs then avid interest. Unfortunately I had reacted badly to an MMF threesome we'd had before so we didn't take it further at that time. Since then the subject has come up a few times and I am (thanks to her) far more sexually open now but she still has reservations about it, she worries that I would get emotionally attached to other women or get jealous. I would really like to witch her with another man and take part in various group scenarios with her but right now I feel that I need to test the water on my own to see what it's like and if her fears are justified.
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Straight Male, 47
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It's so damn formulaic.
Woman undresses, sucks man for a bit. some vaginal, maybe a bit of anal then he pulls out and comes in her face.
Don't get me wrong I do get turned on by porn but I wish there was more variety, couples with real chemistry and passion do much more than a close up of two massive cocks dribbling spunk into a girls mouth.
I like female ejaculation because at least you can see that they are eally enjoying it.
Woman undresses, sucks man for a bit. some vaginal, maybe a bit of anal then he pulls out and comes in her face.
Don't get me wrong I do get turned on by porn but I wish there was more variety, couples with real chemistry and passion do much more than a close up of two massive cocks dribbling spunk into a girls mouth.
I like female ejaculation because at least you can see that they are eally enjoying it.
Quote byNo, the inlaws house is a great turn on. Especially because her folks are strict catholics. It was a big no no between getting caught by trying to flush a condom after our first time. I popped her cherry and she told them it was a bad period. Next time I went round there she was away and I got such a lecture, I found it almost impossible not to laugh and ended up coming across as arrogant for trying to tell them that they should be pleased I had the sense to use a condom, that the world isn't flat and that Catholocism is not the best form of contraception available anymore and lecturing them on the modern world. Nowadays we're married but it's still really naughty so we can't resist and sometimes make excuses to stay over!
Having said that we have made love in many places there are some places we would not f*ck, and not just because we may get found. One is the in law's house. It just seems wrong. Does anyone have other no no places.
We've done it in my Mum's bed. Everyroom in our house except the lobby (mentally noted) which is only about 4'x4'. Never seem to get around to doing it in our cars though, not sure why. Not done it at work either but open plan shared offices make that difficult.
Saturday was fairly non descript, bit of shopping. Stayed up all night swotting for an interview on Tomorrow (wish me luck). Had a shave from crotch to sideburns then spent what was probably the last hot sunny Sunday of the year at the local naturist resort. Had a naked picnic in the woods that involved shooting teddies with a variety of projectiles. Followed by hunting peolple down with water pistols and bombs. Caught the sun a little so slightly pink and glowy. Met a very well hung newbie who seems interested in my wife (I'll turn it into a swinging hotspot some day, you'll see wmaha ha ha ha).
Could have been worse.
Made it to the second round in an interview but still don't have a job. My kittens seem to be better (both had cat flu and conjunctivitis when we got them, one of them will probably lose sight in one eye) and didn't scratch me too much when I gave them their medication, but one of them still doesn't want to use the litter tray.
Made it to the second round in an interview but still don't have a job. My kittens seem to be better (both had cat flu and conjunctivitis when we got them, one of them will probably lose sight in one eye) and didn't scratch me too much when I gave them their medication, but one of them still doesn't want to use the litter tray.
Quote by louise_and_joe
I was approached in the chatroom by what appeared to be a single man asking to arrange a meet. When i checked his profile he was listed as a married man (not as a couple). I dont know how i feel about going with someone who is obviously lying to their better half. Especially if they live pretty close. What if the wife finds out? Is he to be trusted? What do you think?
IS IT OK TO MEET SINGLE (MARRIED MEN)?
I am a married man. I am listed as a single on this site. We have an open relationship but she has told me not to tell her about what I get up to. She doesn't know I'm using this site, but doesn't want to either but has expressed an interest in swinging in the past. I like to know about anything she gets up to with other men as I find it a great turn on. I'd like her to be courted by someone on this site to see if she's good to her word. What if she found out? Well nothing's happened yet (damn strange status and other peoples reservations). If she did I think she'd accept it and might even join in if she liked the third party/ies. I'm a crap liar so she probably would. All she'd need to do is go through the history file in IE.
I could list her on the site and change my status to Couple but for now it would be without her consent and therefore in breach of the site's regulations and possibly the data protection act and other privacy laws (it is illegal to post a picture of someone without their consent).
I'd like her to join in as I think we'd have more success on here as a couple than I am as a single. But for now I will have to look like I'm a cheating bastard to all the members who don't read enough of my profile text to see otherwise.
A solution to this problem would be to have a third member status somewhere between a couple and a single, maybe Married But Available/Looking.
I found out my wife had been shagging someone else without condoms it was mainly an oral affair but there was penetration. His excuse was impotence. Oddly enough the last time she shagged him I had a dream about it (possibly concurrently) which got me to confront her about it. The dream went something like she told me that he would get her to fuck him by threatening to go cottaging on the town moor if she didn't. Then she woke me up and confessed. She tested negative during pregnancy. But who knows if he's had other partners since.
I think they both assumed it would be safe as they were both married in stable monogamous relationships (well I thought we were too). But the road to hell is paved with false assumptions.
A friend of mine got dumped when his girlfriend got chlamidia. Got to be one of the worst ways to find out.
Golden Rule of Playing Away: Don't bring back anything you can't get rid of.
Fortunately since his wife found out about them she has left him and can't stand to stick around and see us together.
Silve Rule of Playing Away: Don't get emotionally attached
Anyway, I've booked myself into a GUM clinic for a full check. I don't think I've got anything but it's best to be sure. Maybe I should take the kids to DadCheck as well...
I think they both assumed it would be safe as they were both married in stable monogamous relationships (well I thought we were too). But the road to hell is paved with false assumptions.
A friend of mine got dumped when his girlfriend got chlamidia. Got to be one of the worst ways to find out.
Golden Rule of Playing Away: Don't bring back anything you can't get rid of.
Fortunately since his wife found out about them she has left him and can't stand to stick around and see us together.
Silve Rule of Playing Away: Don't get emotionally attached
Anyway, I've booked myself into a GUM clinic for a full check. I don't think I've got anything but it's best to be sure. Maybe I should take the kids to DadCheck as well...
Apart from 'The Realm of the Senses' and '9 Songs' every piece of porn I've seen is very tacky. The same goes for sex clubs, sex shops, well just about anything commercial involving sex. There are plenty of films out there dealing with drugs and violence in classy, stylish ways with high production values. Where can I get something similar about sex?
Sometimes when I have sex I have a secondary ejaculation. Usually it happens within five minutes of the first and seems to require that the woman is on top and very close to or actually coming. Its more of a whole body sensation than the first and the 'load' is thinner and there's much more of it.
I've done some digging but can't find much about it, just a site like this where a bunch of people argued about it's existence and one woman claimed to have had two men that did it, so I'm guessing it's quite rare.
So have any of you ever experienced it?
I've done some digging but can't find much about it, just a site like this where a bunch of people argued about it's existence and one woman claimed to have had two men that did it, so I'm guessing it's quite rare.
So have any of you ever experienced it?
ps stop deleting sound medically proven advice
Mod Edit: stop using this site AGAINST the rules. Either that or stop using this site.
It is NOT sound medical advice to lie to your doctor to gain access to drugs designed to allievate one problem in order to stop another. If you are medically qualified then perhaps you can let me know your registration number so I can check you out with the relevant licencing authorities???
Mod Edit: stop using this site AGAINST the rules. Either that or stop using this site.
It is NOT sound medical advice to lie to your doctor to gain access to drugs designed to allievate one problem in order to stop another. If you are medically qualified then perhaps you can let me know your registration number so I can check you out with the relevant licencing authorities???
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oh, dear, it looks like I may have made a bad impression, I don't have all of these incase you're wondering.
How about:
P is for PDE-5 Inhibitors
N is for Neophillia and Naturism
V is for Vegetables
And why has no one complained about munting, I am most dissappointed?
those are better but wtf is munting when it's at home?
Perhaps this site is a little to tame for me!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Should I be worried about this sudden change of heart along with her love of now going out alot more? Any thoughts.
Yes, she is having an affair :smug: When my girlfriend did this is was around the time she started to "explore" other possibilities. I later found out she'd been having affairs but we're still together and married now so don't take it too bad.
M is for Masochism, Munting
N is for Necrophillia (My sister was on Silent Witness as a Corpse last night, she looked hot)
O is for Oral, Older (wo)men
P is for Paedophillia
Q is For Queer
R is Rawhide (cant come unless it's bareback)
S is for Sadism
T is for Tantric
U is for Ureaphillia
V is for Virgins and Viagra
W is for Watersports
X is for Extasy (sort of) Sex on E is great if you can get it up!
Y is for Younger (wo)men
Z is fox Zero G
N is for Necrophillia (My sister was on Silent Witness as a Corpse last night, she looked hot)
O is for Oral, Older (wo)men
P is for Paedophillia
Q is For Queer
R is Rawhide (cant come unless it's bareback)
S is for Sadism
T is for Tantric
U is for Ureaphillia
V is for Virgins and Viagra
W is for Watersports
X is for Extasy (sort of) Sex on E is great if you can get it up!
Y is for Younger (wo)men
Z is fox Zero G
not to boat or anything but I'm pretty good at removing bra's. I can even undo and redo the clip it without the woman noticing sometimes. I'm also good at unzipping/buttoning tops without being noticed (never strangers though in case you all think I'm somekind of pervert ;)).
I prefer the front mounted clips. Far more visually appealing when the boobs bounce out.
I prefer the front mounted clips. Far more visually appealing when the boobs bounce out.
