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jesster
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 68
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Quote by essex34m

You just have contributed as an EX Chatroom OP! If my memory doesn't escape ! - Enjoy your Vino - if it's excessive - the consumption, then it's probably best if you don't post a reply until you're sober.

Having just read this, I am inclined to paste a listing from
4. Bullying - a definition
There is no legal definition of bullying.
However, it’s usually defined as behaviour that is:
repeated
intended to hurt someone either physically or emotionally
often aimed at certain groups, eg because of race, religion, gender or sexual orientation
It takes many forms and can include:
physical assault
teasing
making threats
name calling
cyberbullying - bullying via mobile phone or online (eg email, social networks and instant messenger)
So to have made specific comments regarding DG's prior 'status' as a member of this site, clearly you are guilty of bullying by the definition above. Of course you will deny it, even Stevie Wonder could see that one coming, but doesn't hie the fact that your OP is nothing more than thinly veiled comments aimed at nobody specific.
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.
it gets worse here every day
Ya learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play ;)
Quote by jesster
I had amazing fun at Hurricane Camp.
A 3sum with a woman I'd never met before, but is sooooo amazingly cute.... another one that has disappeared without a trace.
Angelchat stealing WRATS alcohol and being paraded through camp as punishment.
A naked Lep driving down the hill stood on the foot plate of his truck, being chased by a pink tutu'd Kat trying to get a photo.
Sleazy Rider aka Smoker Jim going to the pub in his dressing gown, and nearly getting us beaten up by the locals.
Lots of memories, spurred on by lots of tequila and vanilla vodka. Don't remember much actual sex stuff though!!!!

Now that brings back some memories :smile:
just realised that smoking in pubs had been banned in Wales at that time and we had to go outside for a smoke.....was maybe a year later is was enforced in England!
Quote by Redangel2013
I had amazing fun at Hurricane Camp.
A 3sum with a woman I'd never met before, but is sooooo amazingly cute.... another one that has disappeared without a trace.
Angelchat stealing WRATS alcohol and being paraded through camp as punishment.
A naked Lep driving down the hill stood on the foot plate of his truck, being chased by a pink tutu'd Kat trying to get a photo.
Sleazy Rider aka Smoker Jim going to the pub in his dressing gown, and nearly getting us beaten up by the locals.
Lots of memories, spurred on by lots of tequila and vanilla vodka. Don't remember much actual sex stuff though!!!!

Now that brings back some memories :smile:
Quote by Earthchild
finally got the laptop back simply cant do this site on an ipad fgs stupid things
i feel there is soooo much to catch up on so many old names ive not seen on here for a while although have seen in person, some not seen in person
brings a warm feeling to your girlie bits it does! when my avatar is approved i shallb e whole again!

Nothing wqrong with my Ipad lol
Hi - I remember that frontage !!!!
lol when you are a touch typist the ipad is extremely annoying especially with its auto correct!
hmmmm auto correct can be a pain i will agree. but when you are a touch typist.......doesn't the ipad work by touch lol just thought i'd be my old awkward self lol
haha lol, hello ya welsh gobshite xxx
Yep..that would me me :lol: xxx
Quote by Earthchild
finally got the laptop back simply cant do this site on an ipad fgs stupid things
i feel there is soooo much to catch up on so many old names ive not seen on here for a while although have seen in person, some not seen in person
brings a warm feeling to your girlie bits it does! when my avatar is approved i shallb e whole again!

Nothing wqrong with my Ipad lol
Hi - I remember that frontage !!!!
lol when you are a touch typist the ipad is extremely annoying especially with its auto correct!
hmmmm auto correct can be a pain i will agree. but when you are a touch typist.......doesn't the ipad work by touch lol just thought i'd be my old awkward self lol
Quote by Dlep
Did someone call ?

Long time no see mate! smile
Its been a while Dlep......last few years have flown by!!!
Hi Vix :smile: and all the other ole faces that i know :smile:
Sorry to hear of you loss Gem. Another good bloke taken too soon :sad:
Quote by foxylady2209
Easy conversion points -
60 = 15
70 = 21
80 = 27 (almost)
82 = 28 (see what I did there?)
86 = 30
You only need to remember a couple and you can estimate the in between ones biggrin

Just to be awkward :D doesnt 15 = 59!! Maths bit coming up......c to f. 9 divided 5 then add 32 :smile:
Which makes 28C = 82.4 :smile: Almost saw what you did there wink Told you i was awkward lol
Quote by Danne
id like to go on the saturday to see biffy but dont know if there are tickets left, will see smile

Hey you :smile: Long time no see!! Hope you are both well xx
Hi
wave
we are both ok thanks :)
you ?
xx
Yep, i'm doing fine, still lurking lol
Quote by Danne
id like to go on the saturday to see biffy but dont know if there are tickets left, will see smile

Hey you :smile: Long time no see!! Hope you are both well xx
Hi Earthy kiss Youve got to be passing within in a few miles of me on the way down. Pick somewhere close to the Black Cat to have a coffee and a catch up if you have the time :smile: xxx
Quote by corrie
Old is when you start wearing nappies again ..........

Not quite there..................yet ;-) lol
Quote by Phoenixcouple
Google: Literotica
Goto: Howto
Find: Please release me let me flow.
Read it, practice that technique.
You will never do it if she doesn't know what you are trying to achieve.
Even better get her to read it to.
Once she does it once it's easier next time round.
Hope that helps......

Isnt that a song lol
Is it braniac abuse (whatever its called) on tele, where you have the twins??
Anyway one of the twins wanked himself silly over a period of time and at the end he was producing less quantity than his twin (who didnt wank or maybe just once a day) and also became medicaly infertile!!
Them ickle sperms need time to multiply lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I wonder if a person was sat in their car parked next to a satellite in orbit (missing the random one) whether the sat nav would be able to get you home?

nope, as it works on 'triangulation' or multi source positioning.
unless you had another set of GPS type satellites positioned further out into orbit, with the ability to navigate in a 3D plane, then the sat nav would be unable to receive the positioning signal as the angle if incidence would be too accute for the GPS receiver to detect it.
you could of course ask NASA to reposition them all to face your location, the only problem with this being the mapping software would then think you were somewhere totally different, unless you also got someone to rewrite this. and then, as you navigate towards home, you'd hit a point where the angle of incidence issue would once again occur, leaving you without a signal again.
You could ask NASA and the mapping software team to compensate for this by building in a subtracking program that allows the satellites to track your car as you approach earth and also compensating for the change in azimuth and therefore compensating the timing syncronisation of said system, which i'm pretty confident they could do, with a little time lol
There is also the slight problem of you car not being designed for space, not having sufficent thrust to be able to penetrate the earths atmosphere and it also unlikely to be unable to withstand the immense temperature encountered as you re-enter the atmosphere and friction begins to act upon the car (even with undercoating, waxing the bodywork and turning up the aircon to full). Finally, you would find that if you did manage to get your car through all of these stages somehow, you would hurtle to earth at a huge rate, crashing into the ground and pretty much disintegrating on impact, no matter how many airbags you may have.
Finally, depending on your point of re-entry, you will most probably receive a fixed penalty notice for excessive speed and dangerous driving.
Hope that answers your question wink
Say what confused??: :lol:
Quote by anais
Nothing but thorough, even at midnight on a Sunday Anais xx

I'm not sure I could last a week for it to be ready lol I'm quite partial to the fizzy stuff :giggle:
What? Pop? dunno :lol:
My song would be sweet child of mine :smile: Best riff ever :smile:
Quote by Ben_welshminx
The chord at the beginning of hard days night which is 6 notes really I spose but unmistakeable.

Its the upstroke that makes its slightly more distinctive :smile: Not that i can play it myself cos i just can't do barr chords lol
This is one voice that really annoys me when i hear it on the radio when i go back to Wales to visit family.

Trevor needs putting down lol
Quote by Thebonediggers
well...ive moved away from cyndi lauper now....only to have her replaced by the flippin intel inside jingle mad no wonder I hardly watch the telly any more!! lol

This the one you mean :lol:
Quote by corrie
I always take the piss out of myself I love it lol

I've been doing that a lot tonight to myself wink Its all the beer I've been drinking :lol:
All i can say is, after a hot curry and copious amounts of alchohol. If you do let one rip, just make sure you can apply the brakes and not follow through lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I learned there are some not very nice people in the world, masquerading as decent nice people.......

Oh yes indeedy!
I learnt to count my blessings and not my chickens wink
I count my eggs....they came first lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I learned there are some not very nice people in the world, masquerading as decent nice people.......

Oh yes indeedy!
I learnt to count my blessings and not my chickens wink
I count my eggs....they came first lol
What time is it now?? I'm confused
And what is worse the damn smileys don't work lol
Quote by varca
That drinking a few buds gets rid of a headache that i had when i woke up :smile:
And before you ask.........i didn't have a headache as a result of a few buds last night lol

Was it a few bottles of Dog instead? :grin:
Now that reminds me of a brew in Lewisham way back called "dog bolter" (Fox and Firkin pub brewed it on the premises) Now that was guaranteed to give you a headache and make you fall over :lol:
That drinking a few buds gets rid of a headache that i had when i woke up :smile:
And before you ask.........i didn't have a headache as a result of a few buds last night lol