Quote by sheddy
seen that face somewhere before hunni :giggle:
Well from what I've heard he's a right arse
:lol: :lol:Errr....don't you mean *tight* arse? *ouch*
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laybysex
1 month ago
Bisexual Male, 55
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Excelllant advice of course, however, I've got to say that I think the effect on one half of a couple in such a situation can be underestimated and lead to great unhappiness. To have recognised this flagging of interest in sex and having then tried to regain interest by for instance introducing something new only to have every single attempt knocked back can get very tiring, off-putting and frankly get to the point where the person doesn't even care to make the effort anymore. I can see a) why people go off and have affairs and b) married men settle for a shag once a month with an unmoving person and think themselves lucky. Of course, there may be other factors in play on both sides.
To digress a little, no one should do what they don't want to do, but it's kind of a double standard when a man has to do all these things he doesn't want to do in order to get a woman to show interest but can't have a woman do something she doesn't want to do. Reminds me of the "not in tune with my financial needs" joke.
To digress a little, no one should do what they don't want to do, but it's kind of a double standard when a man has to do all these things he doesn't want to do in order to get a woman to show interest but can't have a woman do something she doesn't want to do. Reminds me of the "not in tune with my financial needs" joke.
It's like government stats. "90% of graduates get good jobs. Therefore we'll give everyone a degree so they can all get good jobs" - rather than jumping to the slightly more logical assumption that may be the graduates were motivated enough to go get a degree and hence more motivated to go get a good job.
So, here's my take:
10% of swingers are smokers. However, in a group situation of like minded people 90% of swingers smoke due primarily to 80% of the people thinking that if they're going to be kissing one of the 10% who are smokers they may as well try and disguise the ash tray taste by smoking themselves. The other 10% who are now the only non-smokers are voyeurs, they just like to watch people smoking.
Give me any stats, I'm sure I'll be able to come up with some perverse interpretation.
So, here's my take:
10% of swingers are smokers. However, in a group situation of like minded people 90% of swingers smoke due primarily to 80% of the people thinking that if they're going to be kissing one of the 10% who are smokers they may as well try and disguise the ash tray taste by smoking themselves. The other 10% who are now the only non-smokers are voyeurs, they just like to watch people smoking.
Give me any stats, I'm sure I'll be able to come up with some perverse interpretation.
Traditional, no satellite needed, navigation system.
Some minor faults: says turn left instead of right, right instead of left, volume control broken.
Has additional features over standard model: long haired men detector works consistently although the short skirt alert can be erratic.
Some minor faults: says turn left instead of right, right instead of left, volume control broken.
Has additional features over standard model: long haired men detector works consistently although the short skirt alert can be erratic.
Quote by jessica-r
I suppose boats count as 'vehicles'. Have had lots of experienceson board various sized dinghies and yachts..but....you must NEVER EVER have sex in the shipping lane in the Channel....its waaaayyyyy too dangerous!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well I think you're just not adventurous enough. I hear women are good at multitasking, what's wrong with one of you steering at the sametime? You could even blow the horn if need be.
I was never very good at signals, still aren't, but back then if some girl had jumped on me, pulled my trousers down, ripped her clothes off and said "take me now" I'd have probably been thinking that if I could just get her to a quiet corner out of sight and played my cards right I might be in with a chance of a quick kiss before going home, if I was really lucky.
Quote by cockslut
these figures are based on todays photo ads section where only:-
1) 33 ads for females seeking males
2) 44 ads for couples seeking males
3) 166 ads for couples seeking couples
4) 325 ads for males seeking couples
5) 378 ads for males seeking females
We think there are a few more ads than this... we make it
1) 2,168 ads for females seeking males
2) 5,806 ads for couples seeking males
3) 29,033 ads for couples seeking couples
4) 48,701 ads for males seeking couples
5) 76,714 ads for males seeking females
which kind of makes the site look a little busier!
Statistics can be used to show anything you want... our favourite one is.....
This site has 145,778 men with adverts.... so if you are one of them, you ave a one in 145,788 chance of being picked, this is the same as % chance.... over a year this will rise to %, in 25 years this will become %! This of course is based oon the number of single males advertising staying the same. At the current rate of growth, your chances start at % and rapidly decrease!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i sit corrected should of read pages of adverts but its still pro rata i guess>
So do I buy a lottery ticket or wait for a shag?
Given how attractive I'd suddenly appear, would buying a lottery ticket be the equivalent of waiting for a shag?
Quote by southukcouple
Sod chocolate, I need a shag
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Is the sun shining in S Wales ?
Think the sun is shining everywhere
amazing what a bit of sun doesLots sun in Hampshire too.... and getting hotter by the minute :rascal:
You should come over to see me if you want to get hotter.
Although bizzarely my fingers and toes are chilly.
On a serious note, and I'm not a legal eagle either, if they hadn't written to you to tell you about the rate changes at the time then I would consider the argument that you had a contract with them which had not be varied and so the increased charges do not apply. Even if they had changed the rate on the machine and not told you then I would say that also can be argued against as a variation and there invalid. Consider the case that Powergen contract with a supplier to for example take the services of a consultancy to develop a piece of software, say for a card based power meter, and after delivery the consultancy turned around and said "we've been charging you at a rate of £10 per hour and we were unable to change our systems to charge you at a rate of £15 per hour for 6 months of the work so here's the increased bill, please pay us now". Now what do you think Powergen would say about that.
Of course, this completely falls down if the terms and conditions say they can vary the terms and conditions (i.e. price) without notice. Bearing in mind it's a company and the consumer always gets screwed, because the T&Cs are always dictated by the company to protect the company, then I'd guess you're screwed - obviously not in the way you'd like to be.
Of course, this completely falls down if the terms and conditions say they can vary the terms and conditions (i.e. price) without notice. Bearing in mind it's a company and the consumer always gets screwed, because the T&Cs are always dictated by the company to protect the company, then I'd guess you're screwed - obviously not in the way you'd like to be.
Look on the bright side. At least you didn't have to ring them and press 2 for a message about how
"your call is important to us so we'll just keeping you hanging on paying for the phone call for a while longer and, by the way, if you'd like to speak to someone who can do something about whatever the problem is then press **45690*7. Obviously we'll not connect you to anyone who can do something about whatever the problem is but do please feel free to press **45690*7 anyway.
Also, when you do eventually get connected to a person please do remember to speak clearly as the person is probably in a different country with a different language to you and please do understand that when we ask you for identification information for the 40th time that we really do need it all those times as we don't believe the answer the first 39 times, it's for security don't you know."
"your call is important to us so we'll just keeping you hanging on paying for the phone call for a while longer and, by the way, if you'd like to speak to someone who can do something about whatever the problem is then press **45690*7. Obviously we'll not connect you to anyone who can do something about whatever the problem is but do please feel free to press **45690*7 anyway.
Also, when you do eventually get connected to a person please do remember to speak clearly as the person is probably in a different country with a different language to you and please do understand that when we ask you for identification information for the 40th time that we really do need it all those times as we don't believe the answer the first 39 times, it's for security don't you know."
Quote by PoloLady
I have to admit - 'winks' have given me a few laughs.
I still chuckle when I get a PM that thanks me for my reply and agrees with what I have written...
and then I send a message explaining they are agreeing with a site generated auto-reply which I had no hand in typing and was blissfully unaware they had winked in the first place.
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Now you do realise that I now had to go send you a wink just so I can see what's in the reply to agree with. Of course I had to stop by the picture gallery and you know, I'm not sure I want to wear my name badge if I ever do go to a munch.
Quote by fem_4_taboo
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oh one last thing just because when you click on view my pictures you see a message saying ask me to see them , NO dont thats a automated site thing , i do not want you to ask me to se them , if i wanted anyone to see them they would be in public not private domain.
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So can I see them?
A.
*quickly jumps up and runs for cover*
Quote by laybysex
i think im gonna give u a certification.........."undeniable flirt"....
Yes, you're quite right, I don't deny it but you are VERY sexy and it's obvious you're gagging for some bum fun :twisted:
You're obsessed with bum fun.
I wish you'd hurry up and reply Bloke so I can come out with the next line...oh what the heck...
Who's complaining?
Hmmm,,,now what's that I've dropped; let me just bend down with my arse stuck in the air while I investigate.
I understand you wanting to bring it up but you're the only one who can judge how she'd react. Basically if you've doing things and you don't think she'd find it a turn on or not be bothered I'd say you're screwed. If it's only fantasy stuff then I'd suggest bringing up in a normal fantasy telling situation.
I find the googlebot bizzare sometimes though. I'm waiting for the cached version of one of my sites to reflect the current site and it's been a month at least since the change. I know there's a huge number of pages on the web but I'm sure the bot has visited many other pages on the same and related sites. Mind you, I'm always baffled how people manage to do searches that yield decent results.
