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27 Jul 2025

I wonder if anyone has manged to setup something up to have another man seduce his wife?

Mine is very conservative but does sometimes get a bit of a sparkle. Before marriage she did have fun with one of her university friends on a visit but was always shy before and after that. Downside is that now we're in our 50s and she isn't fit and is overweight. She also can be quite sharp and hasn't engaged with any of the slightly dodgy messages on facebook etc. in the past.

So that that is saying, she'd be a "hard sell". I'm not sure anyone would want to put that sort of effort in just to get in her knickers.

26 Aug 2013

Popped in there a few weeks ago now, not necessarily boy racers but it didn't look like the sort of environment to hang around for long in.

26 Aug 2013

Damn, just got back from that area.

11 Aug 2007

There next week, but I have seen the weather forcast.

6 Aug 2007

Is there any point us walking along to the nudist area of a certain beach mentioned in another thread recently in the evening? That is if we walk all the way from the hotel is there a chance people will be around and hopefully performing during the week?
BTW, we're in that area in a weeks time for a few days but she's very shy.

8 Jan 2007

Chilli also generally benefits from being cooked and then left overnight, although I must say then eating it cold isn't quite the same as reheating it.

7 Jan 2007

Quote by Dawnie
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Anyone fancy a snog :rascal:

Well, if you insist, but don't blame me when you get a snotty nose.

7 Jan 2007

I did wonder about the "Let's Meet Up" forum but decided it was more a general thing as I wasn't specifically looking to meet up. I certainly hadn't thought of compiling a list for a group, I'll probably have enough trouble organising the two of us (and I've already been told I can't pick her outfit) and I certainly don't want to take on such a role at the moment. Sorry, sounds selfish but on a scale of 1-10 my stress levels are generally hanging around 15 these days. If there's the desire I'm sure someone else would be willing to take it on.
Anyway, if anyone is going to organise something I'm thinking of the 9pm (possibly the 5pm) on Sat 20th, but then I wouldn't be surprised to find it all fully booked.
As for rock/alternative clubs...let's pretend I'm not a party animal and so have absolutely no idea of what exists in the area and don't trust being able to find something suitable on the internet. smile

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So any recommendations?

7 Jan 2007

Quote by creampie123
What drew you to your current partner....was it his/her figure...was it his/her personallity...was it hisher smile..was it him/her being themselves or was it something completly differant
what drew me too mrs c...it was her personallity and her smile...she has a god dam sexy smile...took me 13 months to get with mrs cream and there was some points i thought i was wasting my time...but eventualy i got thru all that....2yrs and 3 months we still going strong...what was your experiences...what did you go thru to get with your current partner........

She started dancing with me.
What? Me, easy? Must be someone else you're thinking of.

6 Jan 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
HI ALL JUST WONDERED IF ANY LADIES HAD ANY FANTASYS FOR TEASING THE WINDOW CLEANER , AND GETTING HIM HARD , INVITE HIM IN FOR COFFEE THEN FUCK HIS ARSE OFF . WHY AM I ASKING ? CAUSE IM A WINDOW CLEANER LOL
SO TELL ALL GIRLS AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT YOURS DOING FREE OF CHARGE (INC COFFEE ) OF COURSE
STU X

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You might want to turn off your caps lock - it's seen as shouting and therefore rude, as well as being more difficult to read for some people.
Of course he's shouting, it's to be expected, he's trying to talk through the window and these double glazed ones are pretty good at sound insulation. Ah, I think I've spotted the problem here, he's trying to start a conversation on the work of Seamus Heaney and the words have been muted so much by the glass all we're hearing is "please shag me I'm a window cleaner".
Mind you, I'm sure I've managed to shock myself and the window cleaner a couple of times, I imagine he was more tramatised than me, but then he had to ask for money.

6 Jan 2007

Just thinking of trying to get tickets for the current London run. However, it seems a shame (we do live inside the M25 btw) to go for a 9pm show and go straight back to a hotel (rather than taxi home). Anyone know of any post Rocky events near the theatre, or even Rocky friendly clubs (I'm not talking tearing off of rubber underwear type things here, just normal friendly dancing type things).
And I think I'll duck in, oh, let's say 10 minutes, to avoid the pie fight at the mention of the show. smile

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6 Jan 2007

Quote by Mister_toad
Yes I think you're right, though I don't recall that in the interview I saw, but then I'm not sure where he was being interviewed when I saw him. Forgetfulness, must be my age Why I felt it was broader than that, was based on how the character appeared to me during the series. As I said, my interpretation
It wouldn't surprise me to see that relationship develop as the series go on. Speaking of Gwen, I am sure I didn't miss a single episode, (then iagain could be my age again :lol2:)but what happened with her and Owen? One minute their at it like rabbits (the fluffy kind rather than the plastic kind) next they seem to have fallen out big time. When did they fall out exactly? Anyone know?

I definitely missed episodes. I didn't even see them being rabbits.
However, I did see Cap'n Jack on Buzzcocks, he was great, hilarious. Enough to...never mind I'll not go there.

6 Jan 2007

You mean these things are real? I thought it was a whachamacallit to facilllitate the story.
(now that illustrates the problem of using long words, it's damn difficult to spell them)

4 Jan 2007

Quote by PoloLady
Well 'they' say people who are creative are the best people in bed - so I was giving you all a chance to shine

Name: Dennis Norden
Username: dennis_norden
Status: queuing for a ticket
Looking for: the credits
Activities: eatiing mints
Profile Text: Oldish man looking for a bit of excitment, but not too much, and no popcorn.
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Dennis

4 Jan 2007

Quote by Serendipity
Another Torchwood fan here
I actually found the combination of Dr Who style script and storyline combined with such a high level of sexual content a bit weird for the first couple of episodes, they didn't seem to go well together, especially because the first two episodes appeared to contain every possible fantasy of a pubsecent boy

Well yah bugger, not only do I find out I missed the sexy bit with the flying woman but I now find out I missed all the sexy bits right at the start. Although I must say that one with the daughter from "My Family" had some interesting bits.

4 Jan 2007

It certainly is and if not it's at least embarrassing when you turn up at the interview in best suit and tie and don't notice the telll-tale signs on the trousers from all the excitm...errr...wasn't me, honest.

23 Aug 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
You're a freakin sadist !!!!! :shock:

Just as well I don't have any imagination eh?

23 Aug 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Total Hijack Here for the lovely Shireen.
Maybe we could hold a masquerade ball for the grand opening of the new site before all the real residents start joining :giggle:

Good idea. I was looking for one of those last valentines.

23 Aug 2006

Quote by

After gently drying your bikini line, the secret to preventing those irritating "razor bumps", is to apply a VERY light layer of deodorant to the area, being careful to avoid anything that isn't shaved. Any common arm deodorant will be fine, and make sure you apply it each and every time you shave any sensitive area.

Not something I would recommend :shock: Baby lotion is a lot safer to use and cools the area without the risk of irritation
....or a cooling after shave lotion, not the one with alcohol.
Be a man go for the alcohol based ones!
Or, and I believe I have mentioned something similar before, chop chilli peppers then forgot about having done so before rubbing hands all over smile

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20 Aug 2006

And of course the other usual reason...the reply is a wink so why put in the effort to compose a response, even a "no", to it?
Of course anyone sending winks isn't going to understand this point because they obviously think a wink is as good as a nod and aren't going to be putting the effort into reading the forums to discover that it isn't.

18 Aug 2006

Just thought about a "Reader's rating" for stories but then that would mean some people would probably be put off by feeling the feedback was bad, or at least not good. I know I would be frustrated if I put the time into writing something and then finding people throught it not good.

18 Aug 2006

Ah, yes, I vaguely remember something about that contacting via stories thing. Does the story submission form need amending to remove that field or may be it's used for moderation purposes?
Actually, the who has loaded a story is perhaps a bit much so may be the numbers of views split by registered and unregistered users? I imagine it would be like the "My Photos" page, although, if I remember correctly, last I checked quite a while ago that didn't actually give the number of views...doh, just checked and it does.
Limited editability of stories also may be? I see at least one point where due to adding in a missed part the next paragraph doesn't clearly identify a participant.
Obviously the PM suggestion only works if one uses one's user name when submitting the story...slap me with a wet fish for that silliness.

18 Aug 2006

Quote by Missy
I must say when I had my security pass photo taken for work I purposely stood at an angle to the camera. It didn't help the photo though.

How much of an angle are we talking here?? A slight turn of the head or a full 180 degree, back to the camera type thing? dunno

dunno

Oh definitely just a slight turn of the head, probably not enough but I think if I'd turned right around and then peered back ia) i'd have been laughed at (nothing too unusual there) b) got a nasty crick in my neck and have the photo rejected anyway. Also it was a 2 second job, way too busy at the time. Still I think it was better than the first picture taken a few years ago at that place.

18 Aug 2006

Being vain I supplied the email address when posting a story to see if anyone had anything to say about it. Looking at the story I can't see how someone would be able to send a message from the story page. How's it done?
Also, being even more vain than that, is there a way to see who has viewed a story I have posted? I think that would be an interesting addition to the site if not currently possible.

18 Aug 2006

I must say when I had my security pass photo taken for work I purposely stood at an angle to the camera. It didn't help the photo though.

4 Jun 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Dave
We're miles away I know but 'Mr Bloke' is a first class mechanic (I know, I would say that) and would be happy to give any advice he can :P

Quote by sheddy
No where near the area but if you PM me what the problem is I can tell you what I'd do and roughly how much I'd charge so as at least you have a guideline as to what should be done and how much it'd cost just so your mind is at rest because although I am in the trade...

Hmmm...isn't sheddy in the same part of the country as Mr and Mr Bloke? Anyone think sheddy is making an admission to us?

1 Jun 2006

I've nothing against cunt, but then I wouldn't have being male. However I think pussy is a little odd, probably something to do with the image of bad American porn.
As for first retort/insult to someone I usually go for wanker; which is very odd given that...well enough of that I think.

1 Jun 2006

Just wanted to add that stress can be a real passion killer, so if there is anything else going on in your partner's liife then consider that the lack of interest might not be anything to do with you. In which case all I can suggest is be patient; and weekends away, if possible, are definitely good since they do give a change of scenery and so provide at least a little break from whatever the problem is.

31 May 2006

That's it. As I say just thought I'd mention it. Call it boasting if you will...or may be that should be "Hello my name is Bob, short for Kate, and I haven't had kinky sex for half an hour."

31 May 2006

Going by Desperate Housewives (I think it's called that) I'm a sex addict.
No point to this, just thought I'd mention it. smile

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