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laybysex
1 month ago
Bisexual Male, 55
0 miles · Surrey

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Quote by Bloke2005
Maybe its the thought of Bloke in a uniform lol

Oooo - hello you ;)
OK, I've just worked it out - I think MAYBE he is getting confused with somewhere else where he made a t**t of himself too rolleyes
I see nothing wrong with making a tart of himself, I wish I'd done it more myself. Oh wait, may be it's the word the missus thought someone was calling me when he did the same self censorship but meant tart...yes, on reflection that must be the word, forget I spoke up, this message will self destruct in...well never I suppose.
Obviously that first sentence should end in a question mark not a full stop. How embarrassing.
Is the "Member who may interest you" also being reworked. I can't say any of the few I have bothered to click on could possibly be of interest to me, unless I want to go 200 miles, ignore the stated preferences in the profiles or buy a pretty dress and makeup and pretend to be that bisexual woman.
May be I should have done a search to see if this had been commented on before posting this.
Be careful of getting knickers through ebay. Strangely they seem to be smaller than they shiould be; and the lacy ones tend to ride after a day at work, at least that's what my friend tells me.
Definitely a way of getting a leg over.
Oops, I shouldn't have given the game away, no, wasn't me, move along now, nothing to see here.
Seriously though, with me I guess it was a fantasy; couldn't get the idea out of my mind after turning down a threesome (yes I know, slap me with a wet haddock) with a girl and a gay bloke at university. Now I'm just a slapper so it's a bit of both.
I'm definitely going to have to get around a bit more. I'm damn impressed with some of these places.
On a rugby pitch (it was night).
On the bottom of a double decker bus (on a motorway and at least one van went past the window).
Not sex but mention of Victoria train station reminds me...rubbing a juicy clit and being wanked while stood at the bar in Victoria station.
So the story goes: earlier on I was chopping up chillies for dinner, having forgotten all about that and numerous hand washes later I sit down and think "I know,I'll just see how my bits feel,." Purely to check as per the medical advice of course. Anyway, I find a nice warm sensation developing and then I remember about the chilllies. That's happened before and it certainly added something to the experience.
So, anyone else intentionally or accidentally played with food stuffs and what your favourite? (Picture proof not required but no one will argue of there is some I'm sure smile
Hmmmm...can't find me but I can find family members, find they're neighbours as well. Of course 6 months ago I was trying to check someone out and managed to find another web site that gave me electoral roll details. Can't remember what that was now.
To be fair, just because someone says they're bi doesn't make them incompatible with an advert that says the man is straight. If someone says they're into anal sex but answers an ad where anal is listed as a no-no it doesn't mean that person is going to insist on having anal sex. Of course the straight/bi problem is wrapped up in how comfortable the straight person feels being exposed to the bi person and people are well within they're rights to only do wat they are comfortable with.
How about a really annoying, really bad line:
I've got soul but I'm not a soldier"
Of course I could be mistaken in how the word is meant to be spelt but even so I've no idea why anyone would think someone with "sol" would be a soldier.
Of course now I can't think of a good line, I guess there's just too many to remember them as individuals.
I was quite pleased with my 521 until reading the rest of the thread. The twins and mother and daughter comments just made me even more jealous. Even more depressingly the wife only got 240ish.
I used to stop there one evening a week, admitedly quite early, and never saw anyone else and this was years ago now. That coupled with the last time I visited there as I was driving back down the road I passed someone looking suspisciously like someone in a uniform, with a radio, watching me go past and after turning the corner was passed by a marked white car was going the other way. I could of course just have been paranoid.
It's good there's someone giving out T-shirts but I think maybe another items of clothing would be more appropriate for this particular award.
Mind you, I am just angling for a gratuitous bum picture to be shown so it could be said I'm biased.
Go on then, I dare you to point out what I missed on all those late night walks... oh. Some people just have a cruel sense of humour.
Typical. When I was up north all the people seemed to be in London. Now I'm in London it seems everyone has moved up north.
As no ore Seems to have any knowledge of such a party I'll pass on what I found.
Pirates of the Thames, Queen Mary down on the embankment London. www. pflondon. org sounds quite fun, especially with one of the outfits I saw on an auction site, but I decided we'd not go.
Also something like Valentines Masquerade Ball at another London clubwhich sounds worse (depending on musical taste) .
No idea why I'm mentioning this I doubt any one is interested.
How about down by the river in Durham, I heard stories... well a story. But I was always hopeful whenever I was along the paths there after that. smile or should that be :cry:
Not really a post about a meet but I don't think it's a general chat matter.
What I'm looking for is some sort of dressing up party-like event on the 14th. One that's not so much a swinging or sex based party but one that will have a sexual atmosphere, somewhere the wife would feel safe and relaxed. Something like a masquerade ball which attracts the scantily clad and horny. A good local hotel would be ideal as well.
Any one know of anything like that in Britain or the near continent?