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leeeds
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · West Yorkshire

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Yikes! I think we'll need a wee bit more detail here.... If I say, please do me the service of deforming my character, what options do you think she'l have to choose from?
What is this 'character deformation' work of which ye speak? Would it be a bit like character defamation??? Namely doing over someone to third parties to prevent them associating with you :shock:
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Im actually a retired brickie but I just love cheerleaders with megaphones.

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Worth a shot! But the words Matt and man in your name do kind of give it away.... biggrin

Look at my name again and you will see that the words mad, alarm, dalai, lama, drama and ram all appear in my name.
And, now you mention it, so does 'lad' smile
Worth a shot! But the words Matt and man in your name do kind of give it away.... biggrin
As a newbie, I'd say it is your avatar! Wjhat a fine set of pins! I just assumed you were a woman. lol :doh: Even checking your profile doesn't give any clues away. But thanks for starting this thread before I dropped any clangers....
I love it now and then - must have very sensitive nipples. Gentle nibbling and tweaking with teeth works well for me - very arousing!
Right am off for a drink....
PC at home's banjaxed so I'll check back in in a couple of days.
Thanks to the 69 people who've had a peek in!
Enjoy yr weekends all!
Er, yes, Taz, ta! biggrin
I'd hate to spoil the fun of your anonymity now....
hi nick from a fellow newster - see you around. Around what I don't know though biggrin
TY!!! Fab avatar there MW - what was the name of that character again???
Thanks NN - good tip of yr footer - I'll bear it in mind heheh
Fancy bit of welcome graphics there HR
Cheers both!!!!
Hi MH and thanks - good link - sounds like good advice to me
Thanks for the welcome too, j
Hi everybody
As a newster to this site, here's a wee hello and introduction... smile
I'm a youngish 40 year old handsome fella living in Leeds.
I'm not a swinger in the sense that I've not swung AND I'm not into group things. Hmmm.. maybe I'm on the wrong site. confused Thing is, I've been in long-term relationships until fairly recently and don't want to jump in to another one in the near future. I love intense and engaging passion when the chemistry clicks though so I'm not planning on joining an evening class and forgetting women yet. Guess I'm just looking to make contact with some fairly local women who are similarly inclined and this site looked like it might help.
My ideal woman is intelligent, witty, beautiful and horny. Heheh - no surprises there.
I haven't put anything up on the lets meet section here yet. A bit of feedback might help me construct something. Any tips and tricks to offer me that don't involve pretending to be someone I'm not...?
Cheers for reading alll....