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marktheminx
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marktheminx
Sexpert
Aww thanks babe, i was just gonna get mi coat, but i think il get a drink an have a snook around :twisted:
see who's out an about............
MtM
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marktheminx
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Hello all,
Not been in for ages an ages, nice to see some old names still hangin around. Do they still let anyone in or has the GFZ gawn upmarket biggrin
MarktheminX
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marktheminx
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Quote by cheekychimp
Brunette med look, or mostly foriegn look :twisted:
and what about the follicaly challenged :!:

Great choice in my opinion.... wink
Not sure about the follicaly challenged but......I adore short cropped hair on a woman.!! not all suit it but those that do.....do..!!
CC..... cool
Sorry cheekychimp........
I meant ME :shock:
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marktheminx
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Brunette med look, or mostly foriegn look :twisted:
and what about the follicaly challenged :!:
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marktheminx
Sexpert
Helloooo all, top o the mornin ta ya biggrin
Looks like iv'e just arrived too late for Feebee an Sarah :cry:
oh well it had better be a guiness please :D
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marktheminx
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sounds like i missed a gud en, blasted meetings, hate em, spoil everythin mad
oh well glad you all enjoyed it :cry:
maybe next time biggrin
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marktheminx
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Can I be added again please Steve?
Will my avatar do?
Cheers wink
Fee
XX

It sure will!! biggrin
Steve
Am i in Heaven :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ohh Lady FeeBee :wink: Il'e defo add you cool
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marktheminx
Sexpert
Oh boy my fave topic! biggrin
who'e does the bottom right belong too hump
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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marktheminx
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Lady FeeBee,
Can I get out now,
please,
ive moved on from looking like a prune........................to a current :shock:
I promise il'e come back :cry:
please.................................................................................................................... bolt
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marktheminx
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HI guys,
I come an go like a geriatrric erection confused , allways the will biggrin , not allways the way sad
mTm xXx
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marktheminx
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Pant - Pant - Pants are cumin off...................................im'e in biggrin
thought youd'e never ask cool
Look no snorkel either :P
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marktheminx
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Someone please pass me the dusty bottle of vintage Calvados reserve from under the counter, it's on the left at the back, I hid it last time I was in lol
Feebee, I can breath through my ears, so any time your ready give us a shout, I would love to oblige :rascal:
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marktheminx
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right guys it's been fun but the baby oils just got in my eye..............an it stings,
gonna get mrs minx to wash it for me,
my eye,
c ya'll nxt time
mTm xXx
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marktheminx
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does that make us shed heds, mikheds, miksheds or just temporary erections without the need for planning permission!
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marktheminx
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oo oo ooo baby oil..............................................................................................me, me, me, me
Mark site in the corner with his arms an legs crossed on his best behavouir, then remembers it was his suggestion, Doh!
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marktheminx
Sexpert
I remember when the GFZ used to be housed in the most salubrious of hostelries, we drank fine wines and the best champagne, dined on venison, quales and that fishy stuff, oh how we partied! is this shift due to the new owners of the site cutting the social budget mad
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marktheminx
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Quote by mik69
just get mi duds off........................................................
oohhh thats better.........................................................
now then wheres the soap :shock:

Wel it CERTAINLY aint there :shock: redface
Sorry confused
it's so crowded in this shed, ever thought of uprgading to a (dare i say it) a garage :!:
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marktheminx
Sexpert
just get mi duds off........................................................
oohhh thats better.........................................................
now then wheres the soap :shock:
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marktheminx
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ime cruzin tonight, as normal cruzin in an out of conscouness confused
an my spellins fecked lol
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marktheminx
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Hello and good evening to all, this is lovely and calm and all zen.....................just not used to it :shock:
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marktheminx
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Feck me!
This is like village of the damned...............................no stepford sheds, make way ime getting withdrawels, double brandy an coke with ice pleeeezzzzzze. biggrin
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marktheminx
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sorry to hear that smokingmuf, give jim my best wishes, and hopes hes ok, did he run the bastards down!
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marktheminx
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So back to the ankles then..........
when do ankles become kankles, and do you get the same joy from them? confused
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marktheminx
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cabbage................................poo...................................have i come to the right forum, has it been that long.........................................i hate cabbage..............................not keen on poo.....................................but luuuurrrrvvvvv fem genital peircings biggrin
Bring it on!
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marktheminx
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shite.................................thats me bolloxed then!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .............................................cry......................................sob
yes, unfortunately the truth hurts yet again lol
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