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17 Mar 2007

Quote by Xxxsexy24uxxx
And I know its not chocolate but remember Space Dust? We used to dare eachother to take a mouth full then a gulp of Coke to see if your head really would explode :giggle:

haha yeah I hated the stuff but had to do that cos it was so funny!
There also used to be coal dust and choc lick, and tiny little blue sweets, can't for the life of us remember what they were called but they were really nice, maybe only cos they turned your mouth blue though!! LOL rolleyes

rolleyes

And also when you went to the seaside, jars of sweets that looked like pebbles from the beach??
Ok thats enough for now!! redface

redface

8 Dec 2006

I'd class myself as a bold shopper, so much so that I even pick the sexiest cashier and give them my best cheeky smile as I pay for my goods :twisted: lol

lol

8 Dec 2006

I think waterbabe pretty much hit the nail on the head, sometimes you feel like you may be interrupting. And sometimes, I tend to find after reading for a while, time has flown and I should be elsewhere so i dont always get the time to post replies. smile

smile

Although, if I have anything really relevant to say, I'll will say it... but then I tend to forget where I posted and vanish from the thread! :doh: What can I say? Im dizzy - and proud LOL lol

lol

18 Nov 2006

I prefer to see pics of faces, and nicely done shots of other body parts, ie shoulders, chest, legs and maybe one decent shot of the 'goods' lol
I like pics that have had a bit of thought put into them rather than close ups of genitals. smile

smile

Lou

15 Nov 2006

Quote by splendid33
gosh I thought you were gonna tell us about an amazing shag you had.....
was gonna take down the details for future reference :doh:

LOL I'll admit to thinking that too!! lol

lol

redface

2 Nov 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
No need to panic guys it's a hoax that has been around for some time..

Better to be safe than sorry though :thumbup:
Minx x x

Thats cool. I get totally paranoid about stuff like that and refuse to open anything Im unsure about lol rolleyes

rolleyes

2 Nov 2006

redface

Im very glad I was alone and unseen.... biggrin

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innocent

2 Nov 2006

My pet forum hate is 'txt spk' mad

mad

Its not limited to forums, I hate it anywhere lol, its lazy and irritating and aaarrggghhh
I'm going, before I wind myself up!! LOL rolleyes

rolleyes

bolt

2 Nov 2006

I just got this in an e mail, I dont know if anyone else has heard about it and I know most people are fairly aware of the risks with attachments but, better to kill a couple of minutes reading it than to have a destroyed pc. wink

wink

****************************************************************************************
PLEASE INFORM EVERYONE
Emails with pictures of Osama Bin-Laden hanged are being sent and the
moment that you open these emails your computer will crash and you will not
be able to fix it!
If you get an email along the lines of "Osama Bin Laden Captured"
or "Osama Hanged" don't open the attachment.
This e-mail is being distributed through countries around the globe,
but mainly in the US and Israel.
Be considerate & send this warning to whomever you know.
PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS:
You should be alert during the next days:
Do not open any message with an attached filed called
"Invitation" regardless of who sent it.
It is a virus that opens an Olympic Torch which "burns" the whole hard
disc C of your computer.
This virus will be received from someone who has your e-mail address in
his/her contact list, that is why you should send this e-mail to all your
contacts.
It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus
and open it.
If you receive a mail called "invitation", though sent by a friend, do
not open it and shut down your computer immediately.
This is the worst virus announced by CNN, it has been classified by
Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever.
This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair
yet for this kind of virus.
This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, vital information is kept.

28 Oct 2006

Patchouli... I LOVE that smell. It reminds me of a guy I got with who at the time I thought was the most gorgeous man! Black spiky hair (imagine Robert Smiths hair from the cure) Really tall & well built, tattoos and filthy minded.... I was young and very impressed with my newly found interest in the kinkier side of sex. :twisted:
As it goes he ended up being a bit freaky out of the bedroom too lol but thats another story!! rolleyes

rolleyes

still... that smell rekindles some very, very good memories. lol

lol

28 Oct 2006

:shock:
Nah... THAT would have been a scary tent LOL

27 Oct 2006

Quote by Stormwalker
How are you with Tents? :rascal:

LOL Tents???
Well, they're not very scary so ok I guess lol

lol

Dare I ask why? dunno

dunno

:lol:

27 Oct 2006

wave

Can I hear the big spider story too??
I'm not remotely scared of spiders thankfully (hubby is terrified of them, hows that for role reversal!) Anyway, I have a friend who is phobic beyond belief. She was really late coming to pick me up one night which was very unusual. I'd been trying to call her for ages, getting no answer. Eventually, she pulled up in the drive in floods of tears and all she could manage to utter was the word boris LOL As she lived alone at the time I told her to take me to hers before we went out and I'd dipose of the critter for her so she unlocked the door and ran straight upstairs out of the way. This spider had been above the kitchen door trapping her in there for over an hour, she didnt dare go through the door as she was convinced it would fall on her.
To be fair, It WAS huge, even by my standards. surprised

surprised

I caught it in my hands and walked out of the front door, shes shouting through the window, 'dont drop it in the garden, take it further away' So, I walked into the street with it, opened my hands and let it go. By this time shes screaming at me to stand on it but I couldnt even see it so I pretended LOL
But... It didnt end there.....
One calm friend later we're happily driving along chatting when just behind my knee I felt something tickle my leg. :shock: I didnt dare say anything cos I knew she's pile the car lol so I had to sit for a further 10 mins knowing that this beasty was in my jeans!! As soon as we got to the pub-straight to the ladies lol It scampered over the floor and I had to catch it once again, the thought of my mate walking into the loos and seeing it again was just too much to take lol
Im brave with spiders, put me in a thunderstorm and its a whole different story! So, I can rescue you all from spiders, if you can protect me from thunderstorms!! LOL wink

wink

lol

12 Oct 2006

I knew from a young age that I was attracted to women. I didnt act on it until I was 24 though.
I had reservations, much like alot of other women, about not knowing what to do, would I really like it etc. But I found myself in a sitiuation with an amazing woman and it all came so naturally. It was a mind blowing experience (well, more than once actually lol) and I never looked back. smile

smile

This isnt to say that I fancy every single woman I look at though, obviously. There has to be an attraction. I also dont think being bi is a license to go around copping off with women behind hubbys back, I'm quite surprised how many women dont view being with someone of the same sex as cheating if their partners arent aware/involved. confused

confused

(thats probably a whole other topic though!)
However, I dont know if I could have ever had a 'proper' relationship with a woman... imagine how bad the arguments could be with all those hormones flying around!!! :shock: lol

lol

Just my 2 cents. :)

10 Oct 2006

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Absolutely, totally agree, close up genital shots do nothing for us, sensual shots tell me quite a lot about people and their likely characters. You made us think about doing a few more arty shots now...
pink x
They do indeed, nothing wrong with seeing whats underneath but imagination goes a long way with us too. lol

lol

We had the bug last night and did a few more... lots of fun :twisted: x

9 Oct 2006

I dont think it does.... I truly believe its how you use it!
Some guys with a massive dick seem to think cos its big, they dont need to do anything else other than stick it in and out! rolleyes

rolleyes

(not all though so dont slate me yet!!)
I've been with guys that were really small too and although some positions were not that great, they more than made up for it in other ways. :twisted:
I reckon its down to the individual.

9 Oct 2006

Quote by Lindaxxx
Hi and welcome, hope u have lots of fun!
Lindaxxx

Hello and thank you, I'm sure we will. smile

smile

xxx

9 Oct 2006

Quote by blueandpink
Hi guys
Well i shall add more of the same to the thread - bloody good photos, wow thought ours were good but yours are fantastic. Makes a difference I feel, i hate seeing photos that are bady thought out with messy backgrounds so it is a lovely change to see really sensual as opposed to in yer face ones. Well done! Me thinks you shall be most welcome here.
pink x

Thank you. biggrin

biggrin

We both think yours are great too. smile

smile

We love to look at erotic pics as well as taking them, we tend to prefer the kind that leave a little something to the imagination. wink

wink

x

8 Oct 2006

Quote by Stormwalker
My apologies for being tardy, hello and welcome.
:welcome:

No apology needed. wink

wink

Hello, and thank you. lol

lol

8 Oct 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
A friend of ours is a very prolific "squirter", ask a few people who go to Chams!
She gets so turned on she even had an invite to a party withdrawn, because the lady whoes house it was did not want her furnichture to be spoilt, quite understandable but very embarrassing for our friend.
There will be quite a few peeps out there who know who I am talking about

There will no doubt be even more now that you've said all that confused

confused

Don't you think that might make her even more embarrassed? Good job she's a friend, hmm? (for now at least)
I think its such a shame that some women are too embarrassed to let it happen... I find it soooo sexy to see a woman have such a powerful reaction. Its only happened to me a few times, but good god... not a dry spot to be found anywhere!!! LOL lol

lol

7 Oct 2006

Quote by varca

Varca; Hi, and thank you... almost eh? maybe we need to try a bit harder then. :lol2:

Arm, twisted, me??? Never!!! Errrrmmm well maybe :giggle:
:twisted: Muahhhaaaaaaaa :twisted: (thats my evil laugh btw!!) rolleyes

rolleyes

biggrin

southukcouple; Hi debbie & Paul, thanks for the welcome, nice to meet you. lol

lol

7 Oct 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

You lot really are horny devils!!! (not that I didnt know that already!) The new pics I put up have had LOADS of views!!!! :shock:

Horny? I resemble that remark! smackbottom

smackbottom

I'm an honest-to-goodness perve and proud of it :smug:
LOL!!!! I'm very glad to hear it!! biggrin

biggrin

:P

7 Oct 2006

Quote by Cossie
hello and welcome :lol:

Hi, Nice to meet you. biggrin

biggrin

7 Oct 2006

Quote by smaug99
They are very good pics, whose the photographer, we might boorw him to come do some of us!!

Lol, thank you... hubby takes all the pics, I just play with them biggrin

biggrin

Varca; Hi, and thank you... almost eh? maybe we need to try a bit harder then. :lol2:
You lot really are horny devils!!! (not that I didnt know that already!) The new pics I put up have had LOADS of views!!!! :shock: lol

lol

7 Oct 2006

Quote by justaguy2006

We get our own cell, with pads too???? Thats the best news I've heard all day!! Hi, and thanks for the welcome. x

PADS !!!!! i aint got any pads in my cell :lol:

Quote by marriedbifemcpl
Sassy; a little research is always good. Love your av, and the boots... :P

I did not hear that word
I did not hear that word
I did not hear that word
I did not hear that word
:lol:
:lol: You a boot lover too then Goose? wink

wink

Best not go down that road hunni or I'll have to beat him with last week's Radio Times and start putting stuff in his tea again rolleyes

rolleyes

Hey Meaty, catch this flipa

flipa

Hubby postin':
Thanks for all the welcomes... feel really errr... welcome lol
Hey sassy i have to agree with goose on the boots thing...lol You should see some of Lou's boots...
Louise_and_joe; thanks for the welcome... and hellooooo... smile

smile

hi and welcome :swingingchair: great profile,well thought out biggrin

biggrin

just one piece of advice.............
more pics including the boots :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hi :D Beat you to it. :wink:

6 Oct 2006

And.... just because the pics went down so well... I posted a couple more. redface

redface

6 Oct 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
Hiya you two
I adore your profile!! Fantastic pictures and such bluddy good ad's.... I think Steve needs to go on a photography course to learn how to take pictures of me like that :lol2: :lol2:
I am sure you will have lots of fun here... Welcome to the madhouse
Shireen
xxx

Just checked your pics and they are sexy... steve doesn't need any courses at all :wink: ... we are hoping to have plenty of fun on here... :twisted:
Thanks for the warm welcome x

6 Oct 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Hello Lou and Geoff and welcome to the forums :welcome:
Minx x x

Hi there.. thanks and nice to meet you... love the profile pics btw. :D

6 Oct 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

We get our own cell, with pads too???? Thats the best news I've heard all day!! Hi, and thanks for the welcome. x

PADS !!!!! i aint got any pads in my cell :lol:

Quote by marriedbifemcpl
Sassy; a little research is always good. Love your av, and the boots... :P

I did not hear that word
I did not hear that word
I did not hear that word
I did not hear that word
:lol:
:lol: You a boot lover too then Goose? wink

wink

Best not go down that road hunni or I'll have to beat him with last week's Radio Times and start putting stuff in his tea again rolleyes

rolleyes

Hey Meaty, catch this flipa

flipa

Hubby postin':
Thanks for all the welcomes... feel really errr... welcome lol
Hey sassy i have to agree with goose on the boots thing...lol You should see some of Lou's boots...
Louise_and_joe; thanks for the welcome... and hellooooo... smile

smile

6 Oct 2006

Quote by Boltoncpl4u
Hiya

:D Hi, nice to meet you