This is a thread for exactly that- for you all to boast about something, anything!
It could be something you've acheived today, or this week, or something you could already do that you want the world (or ye olde SH) to know about.
I want to know about your hidden talents, or sudden and random acts of generosity, interview success, delicious dinners, hot shags, gorgeous kids, happy lives, diet going well etc etc.
I'l start-
Today I went to the gym and lifted very heavy weights in body pump, and it was my first day back in a while- woohoo- go me!
(I'll be paying for it tomorrow....)
Maz xx
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mazandden
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Bisexual Female, 42
Straight Male, 46
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Quote by westerross
I had a beautiful blond optician once who looked deep into my eyes.
Fair made 'em water it did!
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I don't need to wear glasses, but once had a migraine for the first time, didn't understand why i couldn't see, and happened to be in boots at the time so got a free eye test.
I've been back countless times to get my eyes checked, even though they're fine, all because my optician is the most gorgeous blonde irish girl! she is unbelievably hot and the irishness tops it off nicely, never mind the fact she is so close!!
I've told den he's not allowed to get his eyes tested there- she's all mine!!!
m xx
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Although clean would always have to be near the top of my list, I would never think I would have to state that in my profile! It actually puts me off more reading that in someones profile!
It's a cringe word, just like 'professional'.
I really do think it should be taken as a given, and as someone else has pointed out, the people that actually are manky, aren't exactly going to read the profile and think 'ah well, that counts me out then...'
M xx
It's a cringe word, just like 'professional'.
I really do think it should be taken as a given, and as someone else has pointed out, the people that actually are manky, aren't exactly going to read the profile and think 'ah well, that counts me out then...'
M xx
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Quote by Resonance
You know what us blokes are like Minx,
If we see a button we press it, and if nothing immediately happens we move onto the next switch, button or level that we see...
I think that's why erogenous zones get rapaciously pawed beyond recognition and also explains why we try to tune into Radio five live on ladies nipples.
Of course that is a sweeping generalisation, and I am sure most of the well-educated, sexually enlightened chaps and ladies on here not only know which buttons to press on a lady, but have bought the Haynes Manual that goes with it.
I never played tug of war, but I was keen on hide and seek. However many games ended in frustration where I'd just get lost, fumble around in the bushes aimlessly for a while, looking for the right hole to hide in and slowly as interest dwindled, we'd stop with a feeling of lingering resentment and disappointment.
I don't believe we have met...
I too, love hide and seek, I'm very good at it...
Maz xx
, my hands must've been too busy to complete the word.... Sex God
Quote by splendid_
fisting is something I will receive when incredibly horny and in the right mood. I am certainly not adverse to the idea at all. Giving is something I really like to do, but the woman has to be incredibly aroused as I have large hands. Giving is erotic to be part of as you are enveloped totally by the woman. Her orgasms are very intense and powerful and as she throbs it can be quite tricky getting your hand back out.
yes indeedy!! Being the 'fister' is just as horny as being fisted!!The last time I tried this I thought my hand was going to be snapped off at the wrist because she was cumming so hard! I wish Den had smaller hands so he could feel what it's like!
I love him trying- it's that pleasure/pain experience and it makes me go off in a kind of trance- shallow breathing, very quiet, kinda dizzy!!
Love it!
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Quote by Mrsgoggins
oooooo don't get me started!
Redbull- euuuuuuggggghhhh- why?!
Chardonnay- the spew of wine, even worse if its cheapy shit- in fact any oaked white wine- bleugh!
Tequila- can't drink since I drank too much aged 16!
sweet juicy nonsense like wkd and smirnoff ice....
Malibu and peach schnapps etc :shudders: (fabs?!)
Shots- cannot be done, especially aniseedy ming like sambuca, or aftershock etc, although even tamer ones like apple sourz give me the heebies!
Maz xx
Is there anything left that you can drink?
lol!!
GIN!! Gin gin and more GIN!!
Or sauv blanc, any red wine or rose wine and gin!!!
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I love that prog Anais! I would love a wee troup of meercats, I saw a programme about a couple that had one as a pet! Weird!
This advert is so funny, going for a nose at the compare site now lol
Edin zoo had baby meercats and so did Blairdrummond- the other animals didn't get a look in when i went!
M x
This advert is so funny, going for a nose at the compare site now lol
Edin zoo had baby meercats and so did Blairdrummond- the other animals didn't get a look in when i went!
M x
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oooooo don't get me started!
Redbull- euuuuuuggggghhhh- why?!
Chardonnay- the spew of wine, even worse if its cheapy shit- in fact any oaked white wine- bleugh!
Tequila- can't drink since I drank too much aged 16!
sweet juicy nonsense like wkd and smirnoff ice....
Malibu and peach schnapps etc :shudders: (fabs?! )
Shots- cannot be done, especially aniseedy ming like sambuca, or aftershock etc, although even tamer ones like apple sourz give me the heebies!
Maz xx
Redbull- euuuuuuggggghhhh- why?!
Chardonnay- the spew of wine, even worse if its cheapy shit- in fact any oaked white wine- bleugh!
Tequila- can't drink since I drank too much aged 16!
sweet juicy nonsense like wkd and smirnoff ice....
Malibu and peach schnapps etc :shudders: (fabs?!
)Shots- cannot be done, especially aniseedy ming like sambuca, or aftershock etc, although even tamer ones like apple sourz give me the heebies!
Maz xx
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Awww, only 93%- I need help getting up to 100%!!!
I know that one question, where it asked 'do you have problems finding people as kinky as you?' I probably scored low on- I answered no (because I'm on here and never have much of a problem!) but I reckon the top answer was yes!
Also I've just realised I didn't know what nawa shiari was- but I actually do, seeing as we have these in our kinkcase!!hehehe!
So i reckon I can safely give myself 100%!!
m xxxxxxxxx
I know that one question, where it asked 'do you have problems finding people as kinky as you?' I probably scored low on- I answered no (because I'm on here and never have much of a problem!) but I reckon the top answer was yes!
Also I've just realised I didn't know what nawa shiari was- but I actually do, seeing as we have these in our kinkcase!!hehehe!
So i reckon I can safely give myself 100%!!
m xxxxxxxxx
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woop woop! I'm a sexy jock! (and so are you too, DG!)
And a sozzled jock!
And yes, I will be celebrating not just my birthday, but my birthweek, and most likely at the rate I'm going- my birthmonth!
Yes, I have been well and truly spoiled by the boy- I had the most amazing surprise on Monday night, so I'm very lucky!
Thank you for all your lovely messages and pms!
maz xxxxxxxx
And a sozzled jock!
And yes, I will be celebrating not just my birthday, but my birthweek, and most likely at the rate I'm going- my birthmonth!
Yes, I have been well and truly spoiled by the boy- I had the most amazing surprise on Monday night, so I'm very lucky!
Thank you for all your lovely messages and pms!
maz xxxxxxxx
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What gets right on my titties are the families who keep having more and more children and seem to expect the council to dish out for them, hand benefits on a plate.
We don't have a family, but (in best case scenario - i'm not talking about exceptions to this here which of course there will be)we would plan a family around what we could afford.
If i lived in a one bedroomed house, i would never dream of having 8 kids. I couldn't afford it.
Yet people do, and it seems to be a given that they will be handed that nice 6 bedroomed council house on a plate, with extra benefits sprinkled on top.
Yes a sweeping generalisation, but at the momemt, because it can happen, it does happen.
I might love to have 8 kids running about, but i know that is something i could never afford, and i certainly wouldn't want all the other taxpayers funding my offspring, and it makes me so mad when you do see that happening.
I think it can only be a good thing, although i see it more hurting those who do actually need the money and for those who just can't work.
M xx
We don't have a family, but (in best case scenario - i'm not talking about exceptions to this here which of course there will be)we would plan a family around what we could afford.
If i lived in a one bedroomed house, i would never dream of having 8 kids. I couldn't afford it.
Yet people do, and it seems to be a given that they will be handed that nice 6 bedroomed council house on a plate, with extra benefits sprinkled on top.
Yes a sweeping generalisation, but at the momemt, because it can happen, it does happen.
I might love to have 8 kids running about, but i know that is something i could never afford, and i certainly wouldn't want all the other taxpayers funding my offspring, and it makes me so mad when you do see that happening.
I think it can only be a good thing, although i see it more hurting those who do actually need the money and for those who just can't work.
M xx
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Yes Tan, i agree you can taste the better from the cheap, but I just don't see how it could be thatmuch better?! Just for a wee sip?!!!
There is usually a noticible difference between a bottle and an bottle, and my absolute favourite vino was £22 a bottle (they don't sell it here) and that was very definately a once in a blue moon treat to be savoured!
In a restaurant, it's slightly different, I would spend a bit more but never over 30 squids max- no way jose! It may be nice, but not that nice!
There is usually a noticible difference between a bottle and an bottle, and my absolute favourite vino was £22 a bottle (they don't sell it here) and that was very definately a once in a blue moon treat to be savoured!
In a restaurant, it's slightly different, I would spend a bit more but never over 30 squids max- no way jose! It may be nice, but not that nice!
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Quote by noladreams30
MAC makeup. It lasts, it is lovely gorgeous colours, it smells divine. Yes, it is pricey but I think it is quality and worth paying.
Although I swear by Boots no 17 eyeliner.
Do you know Nola, as soon as I saw this thread, this was exactly what sprung to mind!
Although I use quite a variety of makeup, mac without a doubt is worth every penny. I tend to go for the eyeshadow palettes which come out at christmas- they last ages and are value for money! Their foundation is shit though.
But yes, gorg lippy!
Also with you on the shampoo Tan- I've yet to find a decent cheap shampoo that can cope with the state my hair has got into with all the bleach etc etc! Great minds think alike eh gals?!
My show fishnets are also a pricey neccessity- a pair, but needed to hold everything in and not rip after one high kick!
Expensive chocolates- yuk! give me a bar of dairy milk any day!
Also, alcohol, i have never understood how a bottle of champers/vino etc could be priced at 100 quid, even 1000 quid- surely it can't taste that much better than a 6 quid bottle?!
m xx
