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melons
2 months ago
Bisexual Female, 52
0 miles · Merseyside
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Quote by zana2000
I have never actually tried a glass dildo but based on my extensive reasearch on glass bottles I should imagine they are very good!!!!!
It is the temperature that makes them so enjoyable, especially when straight from the fridge!! My research leads me to c onclude that Leffe bottles are the most suitable
i wholeheartedly agree with this, and ice is absolutely fantastic
Orgasminator
I have been away for a while and I have come back and there is no one much that I recognise....gosh its like joining a new friendship group.
Cant wait to meet so many new people and to speak to some of the oldies, Debbie webs, Calista, Claire , Steve, Darling Lovecommano etc.,
So hello to all the new ones and hello again to all the oldies...
Cant wait to meet so many new people and to speak to some of the oldies, Debbie webs, Calista, Claire , Steve, Darling Lovecommano etc.,
So hello to all the new ones and hello again to all the oldies...
Orgasminator
Hello All..
Someone mailed me this and it made me laugh 0 thought I would share it.
Dwarf with a lisp
A Dwarf with a lisp goes to a stud farm to buy a horse, "I'd like
to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse ?" asks the owner.
"A female horth", the dwarf replies and so the owner takes him to
his finest mare.
"Nithe horth", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyth?".
The owner patiently picks up the dwarf and shows him the
horse's eyes.
"Nithe eyth" says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?".
Again, the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's teeth.
"Nithe teeth, can I thee her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks
up the dwarf and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nithe eerth", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her twot?"
With this, the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep
inside the horse's vagina and holds him there for a few seconds
before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says, "Perhapth I should weefwaze
that, can I thee her wun awound?".
-------------------------
When Ralph first noticed that his penis
was growing larger and staying
erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several
weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.
Ralph became quite
concerned. He was having problems dressing,
and even walking. So he and
his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial
examination, the doctor explained to the couple
that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed
through corrective surgery.
"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?"
responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly,
"you're gonna lengthen
his legs, aren't you?
Melons xx
Someone mailed me this and it made me laugh 0 thought I would share it.
Dwarf with a lisp
A Dwarf with a lisp goes to a stud farm to buy a horse, "I'd like
to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse ?" asks the owner.
"A female horth", the dwarf replies and so the owner takes him to
his finest mare.
"Nithe horth", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyth?".
The owner patiently picks up the dwarf and shows him the
horse's eyes.
"Nithe eyth" says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?".
Again, the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's teeth.
"Nithe teeth, can I thee her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks
up the dwarf and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nithe eerth", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her twot?"
With this, the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep
inside the horse's vagina and holds him there for a few seconds
before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says, "Perhapth I should weefwaze
that, can I thee her wun awound?".
-------------------------
When Ralph first noticed that his penis
was growing larger and staying
erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several
weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.
Ralph became quite
concerned. He was having problems dressing,
and even walking. So he and
his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial
examination, the doctor explained to the couple
that, though rare, Ralph's condition could be fixed
through corrective surgery.
"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?"
responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the wife coldly,
"you're gonna lengthen
his legs, aren't you?
Melons xx
Orgasminator
Quote by orpheous1
what swung it for me on the Doctor who front was my 6 year old hiding behind a cushion, peeping everry now and then cos he couldnt resist. Of course he couldnt sleep last Saturday night cos he was shitting himself.
It so reminded me of when i was a nipper peeping out from behind my Grandad as i sat behind him in his chair. Some things never change eh?
I didnt sleep either.........love it!
