Sexlightened
Hey Im only agreeing on what the papers say......dont you believe everything the papers say???? lol
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merrywidowmaker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 56
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Sexlightened
Lmao......you are soooooooooooooooooooo wrong!!
Quote by ukmac
This is why she is divorced.....
Sexlightened
"in a very quiet voice with a shaky hand rising to the ceiling"
Can I come please
Can I come please
Sexlightened
Please can you put my name down try? xx thank you
Oh if anyone from Milton Keynes is going...can I scrounge a lift please..thank you
Oh if anyone from Milton Keynes is going...can I scrounge a lift please..thank you
Sexlightened
thank you all xxxxxxxxxx and welcome to sh bishopboy..have funa dn be safe xx
Sexlightened
Quote by deancannockthank you ...only been away a year lol....well fingers crossed I will be able to attend some camping trips next yr
good to see you back.....did you know you missed two years of camping...!! hey hope to catch you son
xxx
Sexlightened
Hello.....to all those that remember me....yes Im back..only to catch up with old mates tho..that i deserted when I started a new life...and has sadly finished....so sorry xxxxxxxxx please forgive me...so see you around xxx
Merrywidowmaker xx
Merrywidowmaker xx
Sexlightened
I cant afford much at all this year due to being out of work for a yr (in the process of looking for a job). My kids are being fantastic about the fact that I cant afford much..and if it wasnt for a charity that help children that wont receive xmas pressies this yr...my children would have gone without (thank you Toys on a Table). I have taught my kids that presents are immaterial and that having each other is worth more than that (presents can be replaced..people cant!)...even my 13 yr old has told me that this year she doesnt want xmas pressies..all she wants is for me to be happy (bless her). So I vote against pressies...as long as I have my kids and my man with me...that all thats important.
Sexlightened
Im on a pre pay meter...and cos I have the kids are home now cos of school hols I have to have the heating on....Im going through £10 of gas near enough every 2 days.....sumtimes tho...we do have to wrap up warm cos I just cant afford it..I know when you have a pre pay meter..u have a charge put on..however I cant afford the quarterly gas bill...this is the only way I can budget and at least this way...I know ho much Im using and can monitor it..whereas if I was on a normal gas meter...I dont think I would take so much care
Sexlightened
This is my 1st christmas without my dad
however........
Christmas isnt Christmas without
Soap on a rope
Hankies
loads and loads and loads of smellies
and most important of all...................... (my aunt used to get me these every yr without fail lol...still makes me smile thinking about it)
Amercian tan tights (3 pairs.. and....wait for it.........
2 underskirts....polyester!!!!
however........
Christmas isnt Christmas without
Soap on a rope
Hankies
loads and loads and loads of smellies
and most important of all...................... (my aunt used to get me these every yr without fail lol...still makes me smile thinking about it)
Amercian tan tights (3 pairs.. and....wait for it.........
2 underskirts....polyester!!!!
Sexlightened
Who??????????????
What??!!!!!!!!!
when?????! :shock:
Why oh why :upset:
bah humbug!!
by the way.......
Oh yes it is!!
What??!!!!!!!!!
when?????! :shock:
Why oh why :upset:
bah humbug!!
by the way.......
Oh yes it is!!
Sexlightened
West..Im really sorry this has happened...even tho I wasnt at the party...I was mortified for you and pickles when I read this thread....same as the others....wasnt your faults...just the fault of some stupid b****** c*** of a t*** who did this. xxxxxxxxxxxx
Oh pickles by the way..got venue booked for our 40ths....wooooooooooooo hooooooooo and its got a huge BBQ we can use too
Oh pickles by the way..got venue booked for our 40ths....wooooooooooooo hooooooooo and its got a huge BBQ we can use too
Sexlightened
Quote by midsprincess
i was at that party and had to ask my hubby to tell the guy early on to stop following me around with a cam. It was not a regular in our circle of friends. When we got home i obtained his email and asked him for any copies of pics he had took of me. he sent 2 im sure he had more. Non of the pics or videos were consentual does this not make it illegal?
We take pics at parties and all are only with the agreement of those on them. we show them the pic and ask if they would like it deleted if so we happily delete there n then and we Never send anyones pic to a third party.
Dawn hunny its not your fault and no one blaims u in any way or form dont stop the parties they are great.
to the guy who took them would you please destroy them .
I agree with you there Mids..you and Pete were wonderful when you took pics of me and asked me what i wanted staying and deleted xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
Quote by Try2
Sent to Coventry? Hmmm, I'm sure if he comes to the Coventry social he'll receive a very warm welcome!
Unc.
As the organiser of the Coventry Socials I would like to point out the burning at stake is not allowed at these socials
Spoil sport :cry:
Sexlightened
Quote by Unc
it's the idiot who took the video that should be bollocked and sent to coventry etc
Sent to Coventry? Hmmm, I'm sure if he comes to the Coventry social he'll receive a very warm welcome!
Unc.
Let me at him!!!!!!!!!
Sexlightened
My personal favorite is the bullet......3 diff speed and 7 variations.....oh is it good..I take it everywhere with me.....and its not too loud either..and when ur partner is entering u and u use it.......OH yes!!!!!!! nuff said lol
Sexlightened
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo i like gobbling
did say i was having a drink *hic* lol
did say i was having a drink *hic* lol
Sexlightened
Getting drunk.....(again lol) *hic* as ive finished jury service today and found a job after a yr being out of work...*hic*
:cheers:
:cheers:
Sexlightened
Quote by LondonPlaything
depends greatly on how it's said, and to whom, then how it's recieved.
I think
lp
I agree with you....IMHO
Sexlightened
Very funny (farts)......my SOH indeed....only cos i fart a lot....lol
Sexlightened
I always knew I was lol
Very smart about sex! You have a High SQ. Fantastic - you're a natural sex god/goddess! You understand that sex can be complicated and you need to be open and honest to nurture a good sexual relationship. Look closely at your No answers. Put your essentially positive attitude about sexual relationships to good work over these issues. You're smart enough to know that simply varying the time of day you have sex, the position, or the place, will heighten your enjoyment. Get smarter and let your imagination run wild. There's always a new way to touch each other, give oral pleasure, or a new fantasy to describe to each other to get extra turned on.
Very smart about sex! You have a High SQ. Fantastic - you're a natural sex god/goddess! You understand that sex can be complicated and you need to be open and honest to nurture a good sexual relationship. Look closely at your No answers. Put your essentially positive attitude about sexual relationships to good work over these issues. You're smart enough to know that simply varying the time of day you have sex, the position, or the place, will heighten your enjoyment. Get smarter and let your imagination run wild. There's always a new way to touch each other, give oral pleasure, or a new fantasy to describe to each other to get extra turned on.
Sexlightened
Im really sorry that I couldnt make it....both my kids became ill..son with a burning temp and daughter onset of tonsulitus...kids who'd have em eh? Glad all those that went had a great time
Merry xx
P.S. Really sorry Try for letting you down
Merry xx
P.S. Really sorry Try for letting you down
Sexlightened
I didnt actually fall asleep but had to keep forcing myself to stay awake during jury service lol
Sexlightened
I love farting!! even during important public service meetings lol
Sexlightened
I love it!! My other half came 3 times back to back when we were having a particularly intimate evening.....he said it was the look on my face when he started to cum and cum that just turned him on so much........For me when you really love someone, its the look in their eyes, the knowing you have turned them on, a touch etc that is very erotic and powerful and adds incredible sensuality to the sexual act.......
I am so with you on that!!!
I am so with you on that!!!
