Quote by SXBOY
Just making my way home from work, and i passed a bloody snow plow !
Have i missed something ?
about time they flattened cardiff and started again
Lol..flattened Cardiff...funny
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mr__filth1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
Bi-curious Female, 56
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Quote by flapjackboy
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'
2 weeks? I'd love to have not had sex for only 2 weeks. Try 3 years, (and counting):roll:
I dunno, some people have no willpower :razz:
3 years ........... 3 BASTARD YEARS !!!!! Now you've really cheered me up :cry: something to look forward to !?!?!
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'
May I be so bold as to ask you to read this thread >>>>>>
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/61205.html
prior to declaring your marital/non-marital status. It just may save you some agro
phredd
I've just read that thread,very interesting
I am actually married hence the lack of sex,although my wife does read what goes on in this forum she does'nt post.I would'nt dare participate in a site like this without her knowledge :taz: Quote by marmalaid
for 2 weeks :cry: Maybe i should change my name to 'Mr really really clean'
I think that's fantastic and most laudible, sir.
I wish I had the sort of self discipline and control that it must have taken for you to have remained celibate for such a protracted period. You must also have a great supply of pointy sticks with which you fend of the marauding hoardes.
Well done that man.
Chris
i get the feeling that you are being sacastic :roll: carry on,i could do with a laugh :P
Quote by Mr&MrsBeds
Aww things cant be that bad surely Mr F ??....
MrsB
dont get me started,oh pleeeeaaasseeee dont get me started
Why do you finish quick? :happy:
Never ever had that problem,thank the getting sex started thats the i dont want to hijack this thread so if you want to see me wallowing in self pity please see my thread entitled 'i havent had sex ....' You can poke fun at me in there :roll:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Strange but interesting.
This is a car advertisement from Great Britain.
When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist.
The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon.
Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle
of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road......Spooky
Minx x x
fucking hell that actually made me jump :shock:
:shock: Quote by naughtynymphos1
where about in the mids are you?
there are many clubs in the midlands area.....
as a couple you will find it easy to go to any club of your choice, some clubs like you to call first but many clubs will just let couples just turn up.
We live in Coventry...center of the universe,sorry,country
Any other places you could recommend for new,shy,curious couples??? 
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Well i sent a text message to tell her to come home ,when she's between workplaces,for a shag
Heres hoping :wanker:
I've just shouted over to my wife to put the kettle on and make us a brew!!
I think you have more chance of being successful than I have !!!
:? :? :?maybe she'll bring you your cuppa in a sexy little outfit
